Tuesday, May 3, 2016

Dear Gossips,

I hate it when people call it the “MET Ball”. It’s probably an irrational gripe. But we all have our personal style guides. And for me, the right way to say it is the MET Gala. And whenever I hear it referred to as the “MET Ball” my inner eyes roll, the way they roll when someone uses “anyways” instead of “anyway”. It’s ANYWAY.

Anyway, now that that’s out of the way, the MET Gala 2016. As expected, there was SO MUCH METAL. Which, I guess, is how most people interpreted the theme? The theme for this year was Manus x Machina: Fashion in an Age of Technology. So the vast majority decided to dress up like robot mannequins. What do you do when you know that everyone will be dressing up like robot mannequins? Do you, too, dress up like a robot mannequin, or do you apply a different interpretation to the theme? Similarly, how do you approach a fashion roundup when it ended up being a parade of tin-dresses? What’s the criteria here?

Let’s check in with the actual exhibit at the Costume Institute for their specific description of the gallery:

The Costume Institute's spring 2016 exhibition…will explore how fashion designers are reconciling the handmade and the machine-made in the creation of haute couture and avant-garde ready-to-wear. The exhibition will address the founding of the haute couture in the 19th century, when the sewing machine was invented, and the emergence of a distinction between the hand (manus) and the machine (machina) at the onset of mass production. It will explore this ongoing dichotomy, in which hand and machine are presented as discordant tools in the creative process, and question the relationship and distinction between haute couture and ready-to-wear (and) will present a series of case studies to unravel the hand/machine conundrum. At the center will be an installation of toiles and prototypes presented as garments in the making or "monuments to ideas." Emanating from this presentation will be a series of rooms based on traditional métiers of the haute couture, including embroidery, featherwork, artificial flowers, pleating, lacework, and leatherwork, which will be presented alongside versions that incorporate innovative processes, such as 3D printing, computer modeling, bonding and laminating, laser cutting, and ultrasonic welding. A room dedicated to the ateliers of tailoring and dressmaking will reflect the traditional division of a maison de couture.

I’m not reading the Jetsons from this, are you? What I’m reading is tradition vs innovation. Classic vs modern. Old school vs new jack.

So just because someone decided to come in silver doesn’t mean they met the standard. And if someone didn’t come wearing aluminum, it doesn’t mean they failed either. With that in mind, shall we proceed with the dress porn? There was good porn and there was sh-t porn. There was also why-didn’t-you-stay-the-f*ck-home? porn. We’ll get to her eventually. But let’s start with the night’s host, Anna Wintour in Chanel.

I can’t lie. I love this dress. It might be my favourite of all her MET Gala dresses. And in this case, while presiding over the evening, I think she hit it. Because it looks like it could be vintage in its craftsmanship but also technology-assisted in the detail.

As always, fashion is an argument. So please, I want you to yell at me via email at [email protected] or on Twitter @laineygossip.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. We are going heavy today. Like at least 25 posts, if not more. So please scroll down, click VIEW OLDER to get caught up on all the articles. FYI Rachel McAdams went first. 

Rose Byrne & Bobby Cannavale: Biggest MET Gala Heartbreak

May 3, 2016 04:57:52 Posted at May 3, 2016 04:57:52
Joanna Posted by Joanna
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Jamie McCarthy/ Larry Busacca/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Kevin Mazur/ John Shearer/ Timothy A. Clary/ Getty Images

"Your girl Rose Byrne is a mess." That's the text I received from Lainey earlier tonight, during the early stages of the MET Gala red carpet. I was incredulous. How could one of my favourites, whose sartorial choices are almost as flawless as her resume -- and my pick for best dressed from last year's MET Gala Full Story

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Tom Hiddleston: Dapper Gentleman at the MET

May 3, 2016 04:26:44 Posted at May 3, 2016 04:26:44
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Wenn, Jamie McCarthy/ Larry Busacca/ Getty Images

Tom Hiddleston, Serious Actor, attended the Met Gala in white tie and tails, looking every inch a dapper English gentleman. It was a bad idea to have me write this right after seeing Captain America: Civil War because it creates an approximate two hour vortex where nothing else matters. Full Story

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Monday, May 2, 2016

Dear Gossips,

Today is Princess Charlotte’s first birthday. The Cambridges have released four new photographs of her to celebrate the occasion. And, amazingly, Big G doesn’t make an appearance. Amazingly Charlotte has been permitted to enjoy her birthday without having to share it with her brother-who-will-be-king, the boy who makes everything about himself.  Read Full Intro

Hot Harry and Daisy’s bottom

May 2, 2016 20:24:24 Posted at May 2, 2016 20:24:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Chris Jackson/ Getty Images

Prince Harry was in Toronto today to promote the Invictus Games 2017. He hung out with athletes and our Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and they attended a hockey game. Justin Trudeau is pretty popular internationally. Hot Harry is VERY popular internationally. So these photos of them being best friends and laughing together are probably going to explode a few of you. Full Story

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MET Lemonade?

May 2, 2016 19:43:18 Posted at May 2, 2016 19:43:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

I received an email earlier about SJP and the MET Gala, something about how she might be sitting out this year. Which would be a disappointment, because love it or hate it, SJP always brings it. Full Story

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