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Fifty Shades of Tom & Gisele

February 11, 2015 14:58:07 Posted at February 11, 2015 14:58:07
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Sports Illustrated interviewed Tom Brady after he’d had a chance to process his Super Bowl win. At the end, they discussed what it was like, coming home, coming down after the high of the victory. Here’s how he described it. And it’s making everyone horny: Brady: “I had a nice moment with my wife Tuesday morning. Full Story

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“You’re the best ever”

February 4, 2015 20:37:21 Posted at February 4, 2015 20:37:21
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Here’s Tom Brady with his son Benjamin in Boston at the parade today celebrating the Patriots’ win, his fourth. And, again, it was his 2nd MVP. So he’s now tied with Joe Montana and Peyton Manning for most Super Bowl rings and MVPs of all time. Obviously, as if there was any argument, he’s a legend now. Full Story

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Gisele gets her ring

February 2, 2015 14:53:31 Posted at February 2, 2015 14:53:31
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Her Super Bowl ring. Tom Brady hadn’t won a Super Bowl since Gisele…until the Seattle Seahawks decided not to give the ball to Marshawn Lynch. Another MVP. His 4th Super Bowl ring. So f-cking handsome (does anyone look better in a close-up with no makeup and sweat all over his face?). Full Story

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Courtside Kings & Queens

December 9, 2014 14:19:33 Posted at December 9, 2014 14:19:33
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Is that all it takes? Asking out loud? I wrote yesterday about all the speculation that Prince William and Catherine would likely be in a luxury box at Barclays for the Brooklyn Nets game but if they’re there because the NBA is making a big ass donation and they’re publicising whatever it is that they’re publicising, what’s the point of sh-tty photos from a luxury box? Courtside, baby. Full Story

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Royal scrum

October 20, 2014 17:04:45 Posted at October 20, 2014 17:04:45
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Prince Harry was at work today in Manchester, England in his role as Patron of England Rugby’s All Schools Programme. He participated in a game of touch rugby during teacher training sessions. Happily they let him wear his athletic clothes. Right? Sometimes he shows up at these sporty events in his suits even though he’s supposed to roll around on the field. Full Story

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How come JT isn’t being ruled out?

August 21, 2014 20:14:53 Posted at August 21, 2014 20:14:53
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I don’t like the NFL much these days. A two game suspension for Ray Rice – that’s it? TWO GAMES? If you don’t know what I’m talking about, google Ray Rice (after you’ve finished reading my post!) and tell me what you think of a two game suspension for what he did. Full Story

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Rafa at a wedding

July 21, 2014 20:46:03 Posted at July 21, 2014 20:46:03
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Rafael Nadal and girlfriend Xisca Perello were at a wedding this weekend in Spain. Cuuuuuute! I love him! I love them! Rafa is enjoying some down time before he prepares for the final slam of the season, the US Open. Mostly they care about the title, but he and Novak Djokovic are #2 and #1 on the tour and the tournament will likely also determine who’s on top to end 2014. Full Story

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Golden Balls gets golden slimed

July 18, 2014 16:54:08 Posted at July 18, 2014 16:54:08
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David Beckham was honoured – sort of – at the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Sports Awards last night in LA. He had his boys Romeo and Cruz with him. H7 is too young and Brooklyn, I guess, doesn’t want to be a “kid” anymore? I totally get that. But how cute is the hair? The Beckham boys family hair. Full Story

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Thursday, July 17, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

That Michael Sam package during the ESPYs last night was one of the best award show moments I’ve ever seen. In fact, the production quality of that entire show was top level. I’ve written before about sports doc “producer porn” after watching several of those 30 for 30 films. They’re beautifully shot, tightly edited, and the story doesn’t need any embellishment. Michael Sam’s story is everything.

And Michael Sam showed up to collect his Arthur Ashe Courage Award, in an arena that included a lot of people who didn’t want him, who don’t get him, who think he’s beneath them, proudly holding onto Vito’s hand, proudly kissing him before he went on stage, proudly declaring his love for him while he was accepting his honour.

All I’ve been able to find so far is Sam’s speech but I’ll keep looking for the short film that preceded it because, sports fan or not, it’s worth your time.  Read Full Intro

Tuesday, July 15, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

Derek Jeter will play in his final MLB all-star game tonight. And everyone is making a big deal of it (because he IS a big deal, and has been for 20 years)...except Derek Jeter. Which is so Derek Jeter.

To honour Jeter’s career, Nike put out an ad, celebrating two decades of his talent, featuring some very big names. The fun is in spotting them, so I’ll leave that for you to enjoy. It’s a beautifully produced commercial, right from the slow motion walk to the plate. And there’s something so classically elegant about a simple tip of a cap, or a hood.

Jeter declined to wear a microphone during the game tonight. They’re saying he might not even talk, like at all. He says he’s just there to play. And that the emotion of it all hasn’t affected him. Good.  Read Full Intro

Rihanna touches the World Cup

July 15, 2014 20:14:32 Posted at July 15, 2014 20:14:32
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Rihanna was at the game on Sunday. She’s been all over the tournament on her Twitter account. So after Germany’s victory, she partied with the players and the players had the trophy, and she put her hands on it, and now the Daily Mail, because they haven’t sh-t on enough celebrities this week, are calling her out for violating FIFA regulations. Full Story

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Taylor Kitsch: True Detective, Bad Company?

July 14, 2014 15:16:38 Posted at July 14, 2014 15:16:38
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Taylor Kitsch was in Brazil for the World Cup. On Friday it was widely reported that he and Colin Farrell are being considered for the second season of True Detective. It’d be a great career move for both – particularly Kitsch who did well on HBO’s The Normal Heart and could use some television stabilising after a rough attempt at the movies. Full Story

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Beckhams at the finals

July 14, 2014 13:33:29 Posted at July 14, 2014 13:33:29
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Here are some really cute shots of David Beckham with his three boys at the World Cup final yesterday. As you can see, the family B did not cheer for the winning side. Me neither. Don’t be mad at me German gossips. I just really like Lionel Messi. He’s 27. He has one more left in him, doesn’t he? Does he? Anyway, FIFA tried to assemble as many greats together as they could. Full Story

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