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Ben Affleck’s changing tattoo

March 21, 2016 13:29:59 Posted at March 21, 2016 13:29:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Countdown to Batman vs Superman. It doesn’t have much competition this weekend either. Or the week after that. So it’s free to dominate the box office for at least two or three weeks. Which is great for Warner Bros. Because, as Sarah has noted several times already, BvS has to clear a billion. Full Story

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Olivia Munn: the Oscar discussion I don’t want to have

February 29, 2016 13:11:40 Posted at February 29, 2016 13:11:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I don’t want to talk about this. But where Olivia Munn is concerned, everyone is talking about this. SHE is talking about this. About her face. And why it looks different. Apparently people started commenting about her looking different and then she went on Instagram and listed four reasons why she’s looking different. Full Story

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Britney the elder

August 31, 2015 12:47:12 Posted at August 31, 2015 12:47:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Here’s how Duana described Britney Spears to me on text last night: “She’s of our generation. B is an elder here tonight.” Why are we so old?! Did you know any of the people on that pre-show? Like that guy who kept performing other people’s songs the whole time? Trotsky…or something? Of course, I know he wasn’t named after a Marxist politician and the inspiration behind Snowball but that’s what I kept hearing. Full Story

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Et Tu, Gisele?

July 29, 2015 18:41:28 Posted at July 29, 2015 18:41:28
Maria Posted by Maria

It hasn’t been a great week for Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. First, the NFL upheld his #Deflategate suspension (I don’t follow sports — at all — and even I’m interested in this because of the cheating Golden Boy aspect) and now, Gisele has allegedly been “caught” sneaking into a plastic surgeon's office. Full Story

Newborn Nicole

June 11, 2015 16:58:51 Posted at June 11, 2015 16:58:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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A quick note before we get to this post… My air card is f-cking up today. To clarify: Jacek f-cked it up. So my connection is unreliable and I’m trying to get this sorted. So sorry for any inconvenience. I’ll post as soon as I can as often as I can. Now… The CMT Music Awards happened last night in Nashville. Full Story

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Britney Day in Vegas

November 6, 2014 17:34:46 Posted at November 6, 2014 17:34:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Las Vegas celebrated Britney Spears yesterday. It's supposed to be an honour... If you're over 50! Britney is 32 years old. Just two years older than Miranda Lambert. So, no. Don't ask me to be congratulatory about this. It's not how it was all supposed to go down. But here we are, pop's former princess, dressed like Liza Minelli (don't tell me you can't see this outfit in Liza's closet), and her face tighter than it was when she was dancing around in a red leather catsuit, her cheekbones fuller and higher, at her Vegas day presentation so, basically, she's Marie Osmond now. Full Story

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