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Jennifer Aniston: Goodbye at the SAGs

January 26, 2015 17:29:54 Posted at January 26, 2015 17:29:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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That’s it. Unless the Oscars invite her to present on February 22nd, which would kinda be a slap in the face, Jennifer Aniston’s award season is over; the SAGs marked the end of her run. As we all know, she had hoped there would be another month of this. And she put in an aggressive, impressive campaign that …could only get her so far. Full Story

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Hair up, breasts out

January 16, 2015 13:44:54 Posted at January 16, 2015 13:44:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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And not black! So…was this Jennifer Aniston’s “f-ck you” to the Academy? Fresh off her Oscar exclusion, Jennifer Aniston showed up at Critics’ Choice last night in a marsala pantsuit and body chain. A body chain? Sounds about right for a girl who wears toe rings. Full Story

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Jolie driving

October 20, 2014 17:45:04 Posted at October 20, 2014 17:45:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While Brad Pitt continues to promote Fury – with results – Angelina Jolie is in Malta continuing to shoot her film By The Sea. She was photographed in costume, very Liz Taylor, working on a scene the other day. Not sure who the blonde is but Melanie Laurent is supposed to be in the movie and…could be her? Hair looks similar. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux at TIFF 2014

September 8, 2014 22:54:59 Posted at September 8, 2014 22:54:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Justin Theroux joined Jennifer Aniston this afternoon for the premiere of her new film Cake at TIFF. He’s actually been here a couple of days. Was photographed at the Warner Bros party on Saturday night without her. Today they did not walk the carpet together but agreed to a shot inside. As for Cake…well… You’ve heard it before: get ugly for Oscar. Full Story

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Smell like tits

August 18, 2014 19:43:57 Posted at August 18, 2014 19:43:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Traci Melchor and I watched this commercial together just a few minutes ago. It’s a new ad for Porny’s fragrance. What does it smell like? Tits. That’s pretty much the message. Smell like tits. Traci is a Jessica Simpson defender to the death. Full Story

Kate & Matt on holiday

June 23, 2014 16:59:27 Posted at June 23, 2014 16:59:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy made it through a rough winter. It was reported around Oscar time that they were re-evaluating their engagement. She was partying on her own, happily, and without the ring. Then, in the spring, a rebirth. Now that it’s summer, it would appear that their relationship is as strong as ever. Full Story

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Breasts Try Hard

November 23, 2010 09:07:03 Posted at November 23, 2010 09:07:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Blake Lively just lost out on the role of Daisy in The Great Gatsby. She was also attemped to secure the lead in Alfonso Cuaron’s Gravity but... Well... No matter how hard her breasts tried, they couldn’t make up for the fact that she can’t act. Blake has yet to book a part since Green Lantern, and it’s not like they haven’t been hustling for it either. Full Story

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GOOP & Manslinger: Sag & Perk

April 30, 2010 07:35:27 Posted at April 30, 2010 07:35:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There were 3 clothing changes for Gwyneth Paltrow yesterday. First a casual-ish blouse and black shorts with big heels upon arriving at Letterman. Then a sheath on Letterman. And then a long lacy looking dress for the Chopard party immediately afterwards. The first two were rather unremarkable. The final choice however. Full Story

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Best Globe Breasts: Christina & Mimi

January 18, 2010 07:30:49 Posted at January 18, 2010 07:30:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was a motorboating extravaganza. Big ups to Christina Hendricks for refusing to conform, for refusing to downsize her curves. Much respect to Christina Hendricks for being able to carry those badboys around with toppling. And doing so without looking obscene. Some broads with their big tits, they cannot be anything but Porny. Full Story

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Worst Globes Sag: Carey Mulligan

January 18, 2010 05:58:59 Posted at January 18, 2010 05:58:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Carey did not bring Shia. Boo. Carey lost to Sandra Bullock. Boo. Not that I don’t love Sandy. I do. But The Blind Side was not An Education. There was no comparing the performances. Perhaps Carey’s loss was predicted by her sagging tits. Oh honey, give ‘em a hitch. Duana, Michelle, and I we wanted to do it for her. Full Story

Porny motorboat

January 11, 2010 12:09:00 Posted at January 11, 2010 12:09:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I married an immature perv who considers Wedding Crashers and Old School the two finest films ever made. There’s a part in You’ve Got Mail when Tom Hanks tells Meg Ryan that everything in life can be related back to The Godfather, you remember? Well for Jacek, all of life’s problems can be solved by Wedding Crashers and/or Old School. Full Story