Johnny takes Amber to Japan with the kids

July 16, 2013 14:08:09 Posted at July 16, 2013 14:08:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Here’s Johnny Deepp, arriving in Japan today to promote The Lone Ranger. Amber Heard got off the plane too. With his children, Lily Rose and Jack. Amber’s a stepmom, now. There’s your new modern family. I like this dress Amber has on. And it’s a good choice, considering who she’s dating now. It’s the kind of dress you’d wear through the fields, fresh-faced and young, in the bloom of youth. The kind of dress for his kind of girl. Kate Moss used to wear this kind of dress. So did Vanessa Paradis.

Johnny has always been popular in Japan. And he'll need that now more than ever as Ranger didn't do much domestically and will need the foreign box office even more. Do they feel differently about the fit of his jeans? Jesus. Look at them. Look at the fit of those jeans. I'm almost more put off by the jeans than I am by the scarves/chains/rings/feathers/tongs/CDs/whatever it is he shuffles around with. The man is like a walking thrift store.

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