Comma asshole

June 3, 2014 14:43:05 Posted at June 3, 2014 14:43:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange comma asshole too?

The paps were pissing him off the other day. They got in his face. It’s annoying, of course it is. So he decided to tell one of them to suck his dick and then used a homophobic slur. Like Alec Baldwin. Click here to see the video.

He has already apologised on Howard Stern.

 

It’s not a bad apology. I mean, I could do without the “I know gay people, I have gay friends” bit but OK, you can hear that he’s genuinely sorry, that he really, really feels sh-tty about it, and, for the most part, doesn’t try to excuse his behaviour by blaming it on the paps. But when he makes a point of reminding us that “I think I’m pretty good at making movies” – the f-ck does that have to do with anything? 

If you’re a 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange, and you think you’re pretty good at making movies and you believe you’re some kind of big deal in Hollywood and you don’t give a sh-t because you have talent that no one else but you can deliver, that YOU ARE SPECIAL, Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange…

Well…

You better be ready to live that life. You better be ready to be about that life. You better be ready for some dickhead to jump the gate and try to cup your balls on a red carpet and not throw down the n-word or the f-word.

Otherwise? You can sit in the second row until you’re ready.

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