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Gemma & Nero

October 3, 2012 15:01:25 Posted at October 3, 2012 15:01:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Just...ignore Mario Lopez in the corner. (Sidebar: Congratulations X-Factor, because you just guaranteed that I won’t be watching anymore by bringing on Lopez and a Kardashian to host your show, which impressed me, and now I have to give up on it. Am I in the minority on this?) Here are Katey Sagal and Jimmy Smits on Extra the other day promoting Sons Of Anarchy which I finally caught up on last weekend - 3 episodes - and God I love him on the show, so much. Full Story

Sponsored Tingles: Six Degree© Week 1

May 16, 2011 09:00:50 Posted at May 16, 2011 09:00:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Everyone is linked in Hollywood. “A” was married to “B” who dated “C” who worked with “D”…and so on. If you think too hard about it, it’s kinda like a petrie dish. And often it doesn’t take too many steps to link one celeb to another. Full Story

Cheese Nips and Kylie for Darren

May 6, 2009 12:36:24 Posted at May 6, 2009 12:36:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My main gay Darren has been working hard, travelling from one coast to another for several months. As such, we haven’t been drunk together nearly enough all year. Darren misses me. He missed me so much yesterday he actually watched part of the hockey game and texted me from home, not knowing what he was looking at but wanting to feel close to me. Full Story

Fun Fearless = Cheese?

March 3, 2009 11:50:00 Posted at March 3, 2009 11:50:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Again… I don’t get it. Mario Velveeta Lopez. He was named one of Cosmopolitan’s Fun Fearless Males of 2009. Why??? In about 5 minutes I will receive a text message from my main ‘mo Darren telling me all the things he’d like to do with Mario in the shower. Exactly. Mario Lopez is one of the boys they feature in those videos projected up on the screen at gay bars. Full Story

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Worst of 2008: Beefcake Bachelor

December 29, 2008 09:55:00 Posted at December 29, 2008 09:55:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In June People Magazine named Mario Lopez its Hottest Bachelor. So much to choose from and … Mario Lopez? Him? Ew! Of course he milked every last drop out of that sh-t, even posing with his own centrefold for the paps. He also recreated Brad Pitt’s infamous scene from Thelma & Louise. Full Story

One giant dealbreaker

November 17, 2008 10:55:00 Posted at November 17, 2008 10:55:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I react to Mario Lopez the same way I react to roadkill or Pete Doherty: Ew. Remember when People Magazine named him the Hottest Bachelor? Ew!!!!!!!!! I don’t get it. To me Mario Lopez is head to toe one giant dealbreaker. Full Story

Don’t Mess With the Robo

June 19, 2008 08:10:21 Posted at June 19, 2008 08:10:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bride, that is. Am still gagging over Mario Lopez’s coronation as the Hottest Bachelor… People Magazine must need money – and lots of it! – to pay for photos of those Holy Twins. Because it smells like they just got bought. Mario Lopez is feeding The Brange. Hilarious. Mario Lopez also has to step off for Katie Holmes. Full Story

Him? Really?

June 18, 2008 07:11:00 Posted at June 18, 2008 07:11:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

People Magazine just named its Hottest Bachelor… Mario Lopez? Call me Cruise but I’m not into beefcakes and Chippendale’s dancers. Don’t like men who walk around in beaters. Not only am I not attracted to him, I actually find it kinda repulsive. Even more, I find it offensive. Full Story

No Rhythm > Over-Rhythm

April 14, 2008 14:11:00 Posted at April 14, 2008 14:11:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am not evolved enough to understand the apparent loin-inflammation that has been resulting from Mario Lopez’s Broadway debut in A Chorus Line. So he can dance. But does he have to flame dance? This is ignorant, I know. And I wish I could be like Sarah Jessica Parker. I wish I could see a dandy up on stage and go ahead and marry it. Full Story