Kristen Wiig: MET Yellow

May 5, 2015 04:32:25 Posted at May 5, 2015 04:32:25
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Please note that yellow is not gold. On this night, it doesn’t substitute for gold. Here’s what Duana texted me about Kristen Wiig’s dress: Also f-ck off, Kristen Wiig. Stop it now. And my response: That yellow made me ANGRY. Angry because … Prabal Gurung isn’t usually this unremarkable. Full Story

Carina Lau: Best MET 50

May 5, 2015 04:26:30 Posted at May 5, 2015 04:26:30
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I’ve seen Carina Lau in way more over the top dresses. But you can’t do a one-armed cape and get too crazy everywhere else. Carina turns 50 at the end of this year. 50! With a (Molly Shannon) kick! Like I always say, the doctors over in Asia know what they’re doing, man, because she’s not the only one. Full Story

Derek & Hannah: MET Substitute for Tom & Gisele

May 5, 2015 04:16:40 Posted at May 5, 2015 04:16:40
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I’m still not over the fact that Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen weren’t there. Instead we got Derek Jeter and Hannah Davis. OK. I can work with this. Because… I can’t remember the last time Derek Jeter walked a red carpet with a girlfriend. And he never, ever walked the MET Gala with Minka Kelly. Full Story

Emma Roberts: the other MET Chopsticks

May 5, 2015 03:58:32 Posted at May 5, 2015 03:58:32
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Not gonna rage too hard on Emma Roberts for the dumbass chopsticks in her hair. You know why? Her dress is punishment enough. She’s like the Kate Upton of 2015. You remember Kate Upton’s appearances at the MET Gala, don’t you? They’re tragic. When Kate Upton shows up at the MET Gala, she’s almost always in a “here just wear this” dress. Full Story

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Lisa & Lenny: Best MET Parents

May 5, 2015 03:46:46 Posted at May 5, 2015 03:46:46
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Their daughter will be seen in the upcoming Mad Max: Fury Road, due out in a couple of weeks. So they decided to come together, the entire family. Although, generous, understanding parents that they are, Lisa Bonet and Lenny Kravitz were OK with not posing with Zoe on the carpet. They walked together instead. Full Story

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A love song for Bobby & Rose at the MET

May 5, 2015 03:36:45 Posted at May 5, 2015 03:36:45
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Sexiest couple on the Met Gala red carpet last night. Yes, I know the Clooneys attended, as did Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet (!) but no pair out-smouldered Rose and Bobby, both in bordeaux Calvin Klein. The pick might be basic, but you can't deny their physical chemistry. It's intoxicating. Full Story

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Anna Wintour: MET Gala Tai Tai

May 5, 2015 03:19:34 Posted at May 5, 2015 03:19:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Some years, the theme doesn’t work for Anna Wintour. You remember when it was punk? She just couldn’t. China 2015 however was exactly where Anna lives. Chanel, always, at the MET for Anna Wintour. And this time she played the part of Chanel Tai Tai. Anna’s basically wearing the Tai Tai uniform. Full Story

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Monday, May 4, 2015
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Brangeless MET

May 4, 2015 20:28:14 Posted at May 4, 2015 20:28:14
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Not that it was a possibility. I don’t think Angelina Jolie has ever been to a MET Gala. But then again, when has fashion been her thing? (By the way, Jennifer Aniston hasn’t either.) Would it be unseemly of the Jolie, given her brand now, to show up at an event like the MET Gala? The MET Gala is questionable but the little league soccer game with her daughters is totally on-brand. Full Story

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Smutty Social Media, Monday May 4, 2015

May 4, 2015 20:19:06 Posted at May 4, 2015 20:19:06
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Draper James is starting to become more active on social media, which means a launch is imminent. I’m actually very excited for this, but why use Draper James Girl and not Draper James for an Instagram handle? Both seem to be legit, but DJ refers users to DJG. What does it all mean? Here’s Reese with a couple of… Storm Troopers? Oh god don’t yell at me I really don’t know!   You excited?! #SomethingBig #DraperJames Full Story

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Christian Grey by P Diddy

May 4, 2015 19:49:09 Posted at May 4, 2015 19:49:09
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Puffy is launching a new fragrance called 3 AM. Why 3 AM? Because, for him, the best sex is always happening at 3 AM. And, just to make sure you understand that, he’s showing you. Check him out with girlfriend Cassie in the 3 AM promo ad – getting mad at each other, chasing each other, and then, we’re supposed to believe, after all that foreplay, f-cking each other until the sun comes up. Full Story

The Royals 1.8: Ted continues to be employed

May 4, 2015 19:25:05 Posted at May 4, 2015 19:25:05
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The Royals Season 1 Episode 8 Recap At this point, the most insane aspect of The Royals is that Ted continues to be the head security officer at the palace. The king has been stabbed while out walking alone in London and Ted reveals he had an agreement with Simon to let him take these unattended jaunts, and yet he is not immediately fired. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

May 4, 2015 18:32:06 Posted at May 4, 2015 18:32:06
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Best dressed at the Kentucky Derby (Dlisted)

I thought Kate Upton was Taylor Swift in some of these shots (Just Jared)

Tori Spelling and Kevin Federline Jr don’t know how to budget (Cele|bitchy)

Love the striped dress on Brooklyn Decker (TooFab)

One way to celebrate Star Wars (The Superficial)

Great top on Chloe Grace Moretz (Hollywood Tuna)

Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder on their honeymoon (Pop Sugar)

Amanda Bynes’s comeback? (OK!)