Billion Dollar Alba

August 28, 2014 19:26:29 Posted at August 28, 2014 19:26:29
Maria Posted by Maria
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It’s a very good day for Jessica Alba. No, she didn’t get a part in a movie, but her other career is doing quite well. According to the NY Post) The Honest Co. is expanding and received a huge $1 billion valuation after raising $70 million in capital (to add to the $52 million it has already raised). Full Story

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George Clooney congratulates Brange

August 28, 2014 17:18:47 Posted at August 28, 2014 17:18:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Brange managed to do it while everyone else was on Clooney wedding watch. And now Clooney has released a statement on the Brange wedding, telling PEOPLE:  "How great is that? I'm really happy for Brad and Angie and their whole family. Full Story

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Andrew Garfield, Forever Child

August 28, 2014 16:28:54 Posted at August 28, 2014 16:28:54
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Do you buy Andrew Garfield as an adult? I don’t know that I do. He’s 31 years old, I know that academically, but I don’t think I really know that. Because when I see Garfield, I don’t think “grown ass man”. He’s a Forever Child, which is why it’s totally believable for him to be playing Peter Parker in the Spider-Man movies—he looks like he should still be in college. Full Story

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Emma Stone in dark green

August 28, 2014 15:58:18 Posted at August 28, 2014 15:58:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Pascal Le Segretain/ Getty

Someone sent me an email yesterday after seeing Emma Stone at the Venice Film Festival gala premiere of Birdman expressing disappointment about the dress. I was confused. This dress, to me, on her, isn’t disappointing at all. This is such a gorgeously rich dark green. It’s stunning against her skin, her hair. Full Story

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Perving on James McAvoy

August 28, 2014 15:43:51 Posted at August 28, 2014 15:43:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Best day ever. Brange is married. Drama at the Beygency. And James McAvoy photos! We just need Hot Prince Harry to pull his pants down now. So here’s James McAvoy in New York yesterday promoting The Disappearance Of Eleanor Rigby. I feel like he’s never looked/been sexier. Or, you know, you could just listen to him talking to Letterman about his bachelor party. Full Story

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Daddy Dearest

August 28, 2014 15:22:09 Posted at August 28, 2014 15:22:09
Maria Posted by Maria
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For the last two years Beyoncé has owned our hearts and minds – for me, Life Is But A Dream marked a real turning point in the marketing of Queen B, but as far back as 2008 she was telling us that she was going to run the world. Beyoncé married Jay Z in 2008, her parents split in 2009 (it took them a few years to hammer out the divorce), and in 2011 she dropped her father as her manager. Full Story

The Masters Brange

August 28, 2014 14:50:33 Posted at August 28, 2014 14:50:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I have a bottle of the Chateau Miraval rose at home in the cupboard. Did it just go up in value today? Who does it better? They do it the best. No, SHE does it the best. It’s been a year of platinum game for Angelina Jolie. And she just won’t stop. Her level of control and strategy, precise execution and delivery is…God…it fills me with such joy, such appreciation. Full Story

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Good morning, Jennifer Aniston

August 28, 2014 13:55:54 Posted at August 28, 2014 13:55:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jennifer Aniston is out there promoting a new movie called Life Of Crime, opening this weekend. She was on Kimmel promoting the film and he staged a mini Friends reunion with Courteney Cox and Lisa Kudrow, replicating Monica’s apartment, and then she went to the premiere in a silver dress. The way the light hits her mid-section, you know what the conversation was supposed to be? IS JEN PREGNANT? For the 33rd time. Full Story

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August 28, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 28, 2014 13:39:12 Posted at August 28, 2014 13:39:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lori! There’s a gossip community thinking of you, supporting you, believing in you. And Oscar is your best warrior. So stay strong. Here’s one of my favourite Will Smith scenes of all time. I want this to be you.  Full Story

Wednesday, August 27, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

I heard a song on the radio on the way to work this morning and it made me want to watch the video as soon as I came into the office. Remember Paula Abdul’s Rush Rush with Keanu Reeves as James Dean?

The song is still super corny, almost sickly. Back then I remember being kinda skeeved by some of the lyrics. Can you imagine singing that to someone?

Hurry hurry lover, come to me
I wanna see
I wanna see you get free with me

Hard to believe when the video first came out, its suggestiveness was enough for people. Now I watch it by today’s standards and it’s even cleaner than a Taylor Swift concert. If this song came out today, Paula and Keanu would be rubbing up on each other a lot harder. And you know what? I would have wanted to see that.  Read Full Intro

Flashback from the Bronx

August 27, 2014 21:15:10 Posted at August 27, 2014 21:15:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ben Affleck was papped on his way to a meeting today. These photos gave me a flashback. It’s the way his hair is combed. And the white t-shirt. Do you know what I’m thinking about? I’ll give you a minute and in that time I’ll talk about how he’s so big right now, for Batfleck, in the chest etc, that he’s arms don’t touch his body. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson is in New York

August 27, 2014 20:56:45 Posted at August 27, 2014 20:56:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I received an email today from someone called Christie who read the aforementioned Vanity Fair France piece about Kristen Stewart and because the article did not specify in bold all caps that Stewart and Robert Pattinson had broken up, Christie took this to mean that…maybe…there’s still hope. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart: out of the building

August 27, 2014 20:05:36 Posted at August 27, 2014 20:05:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Kristen Stewart for Vanity Fair France. Love the way they’ve styled her, particularly the first shot attached, slouching down against the wall, sweater falling off her shoulder, one leg tucked underneath her, the other jutting out seductively. “Seductive” is not an adjective often associated with Stewart…and yet here, in this pose, she wears it well. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

August 27, 2014 19:42:20 Posted at August 27, 2014 19:42:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Really? Is the end of Chelsea Handler that big of a deal? (Dlisted)

Jennifer Aniston should talk like this more often (Just Jared)

Lindsay Lohan’s new job is dating a rich guy (The Superficial)

The new improved skeeze-free Paula Patton (Cele|bitchy)

WHYYYY would she be on Good Morning America??? (Hollywood Tuna)

Idris Elba didn’t want to scare the world with his dick (Pop Sugar)

Usher dances in the club and Nicki couldn’t come to set that day? (Too Fab)

Liam Hemsworth with wings (Hollywood PQ)

Several names are missing from this list: Charlize Theron, Tommy Lee Jones, Reese Witherspoon (Romance Beat)

As IF the Olsens are going to show up for this (Celeb Dirty Laundry)