Smutty Tingles

September 22, 2014 19:13:27 Posted at September 22, 2014 19:13:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

“F-ck it. I quit.” For pot! (Dlisted

Pacey Witter did not show up for the Mighty Ducks reunion (TooFab

Everyone is quitting Ariana Grande’s good side of the face (The Superficial

Taylor Swift baked for her fans (Just Jared

The worst light ever (Hollywood Tuna

Prince William went to Malta and… did you care about this? (Pop Sugar

Julianne Moore on noisy gym sessions and juice cleanses (Cele|bitchy

Look at this animal’s face. Do you have the same expression? (Socialite Life

Why is everyone so sure it’s a girl? (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Sarah Silverman does not want to get married (I'm Not Obsessed

Robert Pattinson and FKA twigs holding hands

September 22, 2014 15:36:12 Posted at September 22, 2014 15:36:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A few weeks ago, Robert Pattinson and FKA twigs were papped in New York together. Click here for a refresher. Then US Weekly reported that they’re definitely dating. I wondered if that just meant that they’re f-cking. They’re young, they’re hot. Full Story

Shonda Rhimes and the Question

September 22, 2014 15:26:14 Posted at September 22, 2014 15:26:14
Duana Posted by Duana
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Charley Gallay/ Getty

Lord knows I am usually long-winded. But I am so anxious to have you read the article I just read that brevity is essential. On Friday morning, the NYT article about Shonda Rhimes was published. There was immediate outcry and, most tellingly, there were three or four tweets from Rhimes herself which maybe indicated that this was not the way she had anticipated spending her Friday morning. Full Story

Brange goes bowling

September 22, 2014 15:13:47 Posted at September 22, 2014 15:13:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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INF

Brange is in Malta shooting By The Sea. They took four of the kids bowling on the weekend. Maddox and Pax evidently stayed back because they have their own schedules. The younger ones still want to hang with mom and dad. The younger ones aren’t embarrassed yet by dad’s orange hat? As you know, the Jolie wrote By The Sea, is directing, and also stars. Full Story

Morning Wood Got You Down?

September 22, 2014 14:48:59 Posted at September 22, 2014 14:48:59
Duana Posted by Duana

Masters Of Sex Season 2 Episode 11 recap Here lies the Cal-o-metric plotline. Not only is it clumsy and completely beside the point, but in this episode (as well as the last) we completely abandon the pretense that any of these Cal-O-Metric characters exist in the same world as Bill and Virginia. Full Story

Emma Watson, crusader

September 22, 2014 14:26:31 Posted at September 22, 2014 14:26:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Splash

Six months ago, Emma Watson was named UN Women Goodwill Ambassador. She spoke at the UN in New York yesterday to promote a campaign called HeForShe, encouraging men to advocate for women’s rights and gender equality. Her speech was thoughtful and inclusive, arguing that gender stereotyping disadvantages men too – in their roles as fathers, and/or if they are dealing with mental illness, and/or if they are pressured to conform to the social expectation of how a Man should be. Full Story

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September 22, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 22, 2014 13:39:09 Posted at September 22, 2014 13:39:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Heidi and Jason from Sue and Ernie – CONGRATULATIONS on your stealth wedding! I’m told your sh-t was tighter than Brange and the Beygency? Here they are by request, the Brange and the Carters and the most romantic Mark Darcy.   Full Story

Friday, September 19, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

I wrote yesterday in the open about Matthew McConaughey not returning for the Magic Mike sequel and wondered whether or not Channing Tatum could carry it with Matt Bomer and Joe Meatball supporting him.

Deadline is reporting that Jada Pinkett Smith is in talks to join the cast as the owner of a strip club. It’s a role that was initially meant for a man. I like where we’re going here. I like the chemistry that can potentially come from this with Tatum having to play off a woman who can challenge him. Because most of us seem to agree that giving Meatball more lines wasn’t going to do it.

Here’s Jada earlier this week at the Gotham premiere.

Have a great weekend! And if you’re in Halifax, see you at Word On The Street on Sunday! I’ll be at Wonderful Words at 4pm

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

September 19, 2014 19:02:40 Posted at September 19, 2014 19:02:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Duana Names a Little German and Sasha Finds celebrity outfits in LifeStyle

Of course Beyonce would cockblock another Destiny’s Child (Dlisted

Gwyneth Paltrow got told off about her scooter (The Superficial

Anastasia Steele is not blonde anymore (Just Jared

M. says Benedict Cumberbatch is a gentleman (Cele|bitchy)

How Nicole Richie has changed (Pop Sugar

Reese Witherspoon remembers the 90s (Too Fab

Madonna’s throwback calendar (Pink Is The New Blog

Sofia Vergara as Princess Fiona (Hollywood Tuna

Tom Hardy’s accents (Pajiba

Lorde covers ELLE (Go Fug Yourself

Oscar on his bike

September 19, 2014 17:28:06 Posted at September 19, 2014 17:28:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
FameFlynet

These pictures of my #1 Oscar Isaac came out a few days ago but I didn’t have anything besides “OMG, can I have some of your yummy-ness?” to say about him so I decided to hold. It paid off! The first trailer for his upcoming A Most Violent Year was released yesterday. Full Story

Ryan Gosling is “madly in love”

September 19, 2014 16:26:56 Posted at September 19, 2014 16:26:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Why are articles on babies so f-cking stupid? Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling had a daughter a week ago today. Officially this is unconfirmed, because they wouldn’t even announce that she was pregnant. And they kept it really, really undercover the whole time. There are no belly-cupping shots of Eva. Full Story

Ryan Reynolds back in the superhero saddle

September 19, 2014 15:47:50 Posted at September 19, 2014 15:47:50
Sarah Posted by Sarah

A couple months ago a test reel for a potential Deadpool movie leaked—accidentally on purpose—onto the internet. It featured Ryan Reynolds as the talkative mutant mercenary Deadpool (aka Wade Wilson), the beloved character that was so brutally murdered by X-Men: Origins: Wolverine (Punctuation!). Full Story