Picture Him On Top Of You Articles

Leo bookends the week

July 11, 2014 16:05:40 Posted at July 11, 2014 16:05:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We began the week on Monday picturing Leonardo DiCaprio on top of you using photos of him at the beach on Independence Day weekend. Oh, wait, what? You forgot? You need to be reminded? Don’t picture Leo from Romeo + Juliet. Picture Leo now. On top of you:  Full Story

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Elizabeth Hurley: P.H.O.T.O.Y

June 23, 2014 20:14:51 Posted at June 23, 2014 20:14:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know, there’s JLO and her Slum Love and then there’s Elizabeth Hurley and her…well… My problem with JLO is that if you’re going to date a backup dancer, keep him as the backup dancer – like Madonna – and don’t give him the f-cking job as your head choreographer. Full Story

Picture Him On Top Of You: Robin Thicke edition

June 3, 2014 20:32:05 Posted at June 3, 2014 20:32:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Dave Spencer/ Splash

I have never found Robin Thicke attractive. He’s always smelled like skeeve to me. And that was before Blurred Lines and putting his fingers up a random’s ass on Instagram. But now that he’s done all that? Dude is dripping douche oil all over the place. The buzzed hair isn’t helping. Full Story

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Picture Him On Top Of You: Johnny Depp edition

June 3, 2014 19:38:13 Posted at June 3, 2014 19:38:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
FameFlynet, James Haynes/ Splash

Never, ever, ever thought we’d play my game, Picture Him On Top Of You, featuring Johnny Depp. Ever. When I invented it, it was because we kept covering these Hollywood parties we’d always see these women, these gorgeous gorgeous women, wrapped around the grossest, sickest, vilest, richest men. Full Story

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