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Is Xenu coming for Cuba Gooding Jr?

February 5, 2016 15:09:58 Posted at February 5, 2016 15:09:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Pacific Coast News

Cuba Gooding Jr is currently promoting The People vs OJ Simpson: American Crime Story. Did you watch it on Tuesday? Ratings were big. Anyway, Cuba was on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen last night and was asked about Tom Cruise, with whom he worked in A Few Good Men and Jerry Maguire. Full Story

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Britney the elder

August 31, 2015 12:47:12 Posted at August 31, 2015 12:47:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Nate Beckett/ Splash News, Steve Granitz/ Jeff Kravitz/ Christopher Polk/ MTV1415/ Frazer Harrison/ Michael Tran/ Getty Images

Here’s how Duana described Britney Spears to me on text last night: “She’s of our generation. B is an elder here tonight.” Why are we so old?! Did you know any of the people on that pre-show? Like that guy who kept performing other people’s songs the whole time? Trotsky…or something? Of course, I know he wasn’t named after a Marxist politician and the inspiration behind Snowball but that’s what I kept hearing. Full Story

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Et Tu, Gisele?

July 29, 2015 18:41:28 Posted at July 29, 2015 18:41:28
Maria Posted by Maria
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NELSON ALMEIDA/ Getty Images

It hasn’t been a great week for Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. First, the NFL upheld his #Deflategate suspension (I don’t follow sports — at all — and even I’m interested in this because of the cheating Golden Boy aspect) and now, Gisele has allegedly been “caught” sneaking into a plastic surgeon's office. Full Story

Newborn Nicole

June 11, 2015 16:58:51 Posted at June 11, 2015 16:58:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ Rick Diamond/ Jeff Kravitz/ Kevin Mazur/ John Shearer/ Getty Images

A quick note before we get to this post… My air card is f-cking up today. To clarify: Jacek f-cked it up. So my connection is unreliable and I’m trying to get this sorted. So sorry for any inconvenience. I’ll post as soon as I can as often as I can. Now… The CMT Music Awards happened last night in Nashville. Full Story

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Britney Day in Vegas

November 6, 2014 17:34:46 Posted at November 6, 2014 17:34:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Denise Truscello/ Ethan Miller/ Getty

Las Vegas celebrated Britney Spears yesterday. It's supposed to be an honour... If you're over 50! Britney is 32 years old. Just two years older than Miranda Lambert. So, no. Don't ask me to be congratulatory about this. It's not how it was all supposed to go down. But here we are, pop's former princess, dressed like Liza Minelli (don't tell me you can't see this outfit in Liza's closet), and her face tighter than it was when she was dancing around in a red leather catsuit, her cheekbones fuller and higher, at her Vegas day presentation so, basically, she's Marie Osmond now. Full Story

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Gwen Stefani’s Kidman eye

August 25, 2014 14:52:34 Posted at August 25, 2014 14:52:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Mark Davis/ Frazer Harrison/ Getty

You can’t see it so much in photos, but it was hard to ignore when she was on stage: Gwen Stefani’s eye. You remember Nicole Kidman when one of her eyes looked f-cked up? Like she’d frozen so much of her face that she couldn’t open her left eye anymore? I’m reattaching the video below. Full Story

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Granny’s updates?

June 16, 2014 17:32:10 Posted at June 16, 2014 17:32:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, ChinaFotoPress/ Feng Li/ Getty

Remember those photos of Nicole Kidman last week and, um, you couldn’t stop looking at her…and it wasn’t her face? Click here for a refresher. Gran spent the weekend at the Shanghai International Film Festival and, well, same thing. Full Story

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Settled

June 5, 2014 16:20:14 Posted at June 5, 2014 16:20:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Rick Diamond/ Michael Loccisano/ Getty

Nicole Kidman accompanied Keith Urban to the CMT Awards last night. As I reported earlier this week – click here for a refresher – the two were together at a wedding this past weekend and were fine. Totally together, no signs of trouble, even though some tabloids keep insisting it’s done. Full Story

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Nicole in Cannes: back in blue

May 14, 2014 20:08:52 Posted at May 14, 2014 20:08:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Joe Alvarez/ Wenn, VALERY HACHE/ Pascal Le Segretain/ Getty

Cannes 2013. A year ago, you remember? Nicole Kidman was on the jury. And it was fashion porn, night after night. On the best night? A strapless gown with blue lips. L’Wren Scott. Click here Full Story

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Grace’s terrible reviews

May 14, 2014 15:08:34 Posted at May 14, 2014 15:08:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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ALBERTO PIZZOLI/ VALERY HACHE/ Getty

Grace Of Monaco, starring Nicole Kidman, will open the Cannes Film Festival. The photo call happened today at the Palais. We’re going to come back to that in a minute. Let’s start with the reviews. They’re terrible. The BBC reports that people were laughing during the screening this morning. Full Story

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