Thursday, October 30, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

Ashton Kutcher’s been doing some interviews. Of course, he’s being asked about his daughter, Wyatt. And agreeing to talk about his daughter Wyatt. How they chose her name, how he and Mila Kunis don’t have a nanny, how they’ve been figuring out parenthood. You know, personal information.

But hey, stay the f-ck out of his private life, OK?

Already though, even the snarks are starting to soften. It’s Fatherhood Whitewash, not unlike Motherhood Whitewash. Any time any asshole makes a baby, suddenly we give them a halo. Ashton Kutcher is a dad now. So, you know, he can’t possibly be a douchebag anymore.

Do we give halos out too easily? Once a halo is conferred, is it too hard to take it away? Or is that the point? That once a halo has been installed, it’s practically permanent?

Celebrities are arguably more entitled to this benefit than most. Their voices are louder. So loud they can muzzle other voices. And you can’t shout them down unless you assemble a village of opposing voices and even then, those opposing voices must be challenged and vetted before they’re allowed to speak up.

Anyway, it’s Serial day, your weekly appointment with Sarah Koenig. I believe in Sarah Koenig. Let us have that.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey 

Hot Harry takes the bus

October 30, 2014 15:33:46 Posted at October 30, 2014 15:33:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Prince Harry was out again in London today going for a ride on the poppy bus to support the Royal Legion London’s Poppy Day appeal. Harry met with veterans and service personnel and enthusiastically performed his royal duty – shoulders back, big smile, standing tall, lots of energy. His gran must be so fond of him right now. Full Story

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Jake G: Still Charming

October 30, 2014 15:27:08 Posted at October 30, 2014 15:27:08
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Jake Gyllenhaal is making the rounds, promoting Nightcrawler—a movie I cannot wait to see this weekend—and last night he appeared on The Tonight Show and was his usual charming self. When Jake G is on, he’s on, and very few can top it. Watching him goofing around with Jimmy Fallon is a delight. Full Story

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A great week for Gwyneth

October 30, 2014 14:28:58 Posted at October 30, 2014 14:28:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Take a look at this photo of Gwyneth Paltrow shaking hands with Justin Timberlake at the amfAR Gala to honour Tom Ford. She hosted. Someone emailed me earlier today analysing the body language of this image. Like G was bowing down to JT. With all due respect… That’s not G bowing down to JT. Full Story

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Where’s Mrs Timberlake?

October 30, 2014 13:59:36 Posted at October 30, 2014 13:59:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Justin Timberlake was in Hollywood last night at the amfAR LA Inspiration Gala to honour Tom Ford. Ford dressed him for the last two albums and the tour. And he’s also dressed his wife. But Mrs Timberlake wasn’t there, adding to the speculation that she’s pregnant. Or, you know how it is with JT. Full Story

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Wednesday, October 29, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

Jennifer Aniston stepped out yesterday for lunch after it was reported that her film, Cake, will be released for a week in order to be considered for award season. Many took that to mean that she’s making a push for Oscar and as Joanna pointed out in her post – click here for a refresher – that’s probably a stretch… although, hey, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association is much kinder (or discerning, depending on how you see it).

Brange fans in particular cranked their crazy dial over to “high” after this news came out. Click here  Read Full Intro

JLO’s book countdown

October 29, 2014 20:01:05 Posted at October 29, 2014 20:01:05
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As posted earlier, Katie Holmes covers the new issue of PEOPLE Magazine and it’s so boring, even she can barely stay awake. Look at that shot on the cover. She’s half asleep. Like we are having to read the article:  Full Story

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Interstellar in London

October 29, 2014 19:37:03 Posted at October 29, 2014 19:37:03
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The premiere happened tonight. Let’s talk about the outfit of the week – and the person wearing it isn’t even in the movie, holy SH-T Camila Alves! It’s a cape and it’s white. You almost can’t go wrong. But then it’s also a pantsuit? Never mind the week, this might be one of the best looks of the year. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

October 29, 2014 18:43:08 Posted at October 29, 2014 18:43:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yet another example of how all dogs are useful except mine (Dlisted

Katniss RAGES! In final Mockingjay trailer (Just Jared

Who cleans a gun with the bullets still in!?! (The Superficial)

Benedict Cumberbatch says Sherlock is down to f-ck (Cele|bitchy

3 dresses, don’t like any of them (Hollywood Tuna

I’d want to be at this table (Pop Sugar

One douche talks trash about another douche (Too Fab

I thought Lady Gaga was Cher. This is a compliment (Hollywood PQ

Dumbass wedding dresses (Romance Beat

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber – one more try for 2014? (Celeb Dirty Laundry
 

Five more Jax

October 29, 2014 17:03:10 Posted at October 29, 2014 17:03:10
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There are now 5 episodes remaining of Sons Of Anarchy. Have you been watching? I thought I would, just to close out the series, but then I lost interest. If you tell me when Jax is going to have sex again though, I might care. Give me the episode number and the minute mark and I’ll take it from there, no need to get through all the story parts. Full Story

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Kylie & Andre

October 29, 2014 16:04:09 Posted at October 29, 2014 16:04:09
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I always confuse Andre Balasz with Arpad “Arkie” Busson. Is it the Uma Thurman connection? Balasz was out in London last night heading to Chiltern Firehouse for a Valentino party. He owns it. He arrived at the same time as Kylie Minogue. My first thought when I saw these photos was: oh, they’re dating? That makes sense to me. Full Story

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Potter on the mic

October 29, 2014 15:28:24 Posted at October 29, 2014 15:28:24
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If you’ve been reading this blog for a while, you know how I feel about Daniel Radcliffe. I’ve been interviewing him for almost 10 years. And while he might disagree, in my mind it’s practically a relationship. You’d be crazy not to want a relationship with him. Goddamn he’s so nice. Full Story

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Welcome to the Superhero Clubhouse

October 29, 2014 15:04:36 Posted at October 29, 2014 15:04:36
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Marvel will never be finished with you. Just surrender now, give them all your money, and maybe they’ll let you have every other Thursday for yourself. After yesterday’s bonanza of news, last night during an episode of Agents of SHIELD Marvel aired some new footage from Avengers: Age of Ultron—specifically, they showed (a highly edited version of) the Superhero Clubhouse scene from Comic-Con. Full Story

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