Monday, September 29, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

George Clooney’s wedding ended up being more of a spectacle than Beyonce’s and Beyonce is the queen of spectacle. Things you thought you’d never say…

Things that happened in 2014:

George Clooney got married.

Brad Pitt got married.

Kanye West got married.

When we check back with all three in five years, what will be the update? God I wish I had a time machine. If I had a time machine I’d check in with them in 2019 and I’d also fast forward to two weeks from now because I’m a chicken sh-t.

There’s a mole I’ve had on my upper lip, right where the bows meet. Over the last couple of years, a cyst has grown under it. And it won’t stop growing. I’m attaching a picture. From some angles, it looks like a pimple.  Read Full Intro

Adam Levine’s gross video

September 29, 2014 20:13:43 Posted at September 29, 2014 20:13:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We are nearing the end of Adam Levine’s reign as Sexiest Man Alive. Thanks God. I don’t get it. I have never gotten it. Not the music, not him. The video for Maroon 5’s Animals was just released today featuring Adam’s real-life wife, Behati Prinsloo. Full Story

Tom Cruise: single man standing

September 29, 2014 19:58:11 Posted at September 29, 2014 19:58:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
WENN

Tom Cruise is working Mission: Impossible 5 in London. No breaks on the weekends, I guess, as he was seen on set yesterday double-fisting a Blackberry and an iPhone/Pod. Me too! So here’s what I was thinking today. List the top movies – universally considered to be Top Movie Stars, male: Denzel Washington, married Will Smith, married Robert Downey Jr, married Brad Pitt, married George Clooney, married – GEORGE CLOONEY IS MARRIED Johnny Depp, engaged Tom Cruise… Tom Cruise…? Single man standing. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

September 29, 2014 19:45:07 Posted at September 29, 2014 19:45:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The downside (apart from those hands) of dating Robert Pattinson (Dlisted

What Megan Fox’s kids look like (TooFab

Is it becoming a shrug now? Finally? So that the value is taken away from this kind of sh-t? (The Superficial

Emily Blunt and John Krasinski head out after George Clooney’s wedding (Just Jared

Avril Lavigne is looking more and more like Lindsay Lohan (Hollywood Tuna)  

Ben Affleck had to work while George Clooney got married (Pop Sugar

Benedict Cumberbatch and his girlfriend went to a wedding but not George Clooney’s (Cele|bitchy

Mrs Timberlake showed up to the 7th Heaven reunion (Socialite Life

Selena and JB went on vacation and didn’t storm off on each other (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Fergie’s new song (I'm Not Obsessed
 

Where’s the honeymoon?

September 29, 2014 17:22:47 Posted at September 29, 2014 17:22:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Wenn, FameFlynet

I suppose that’s the other mystery, apart from the dress. Maybe not anymore? A few European media outlets are reporting that Amal Alamuddin and George Clooney are heading to Marrakesh for their honeymoon. A Moroccan honeymoon? It’s so Mimi! You think they’re taking us there too? Are we invited on the honeymoon? Am attaching more shots today of the two of them making it legal. Full Story

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Gwyneth’s birthday party

September 29, 2014 16:32:45 Posted at September 29, 2014 16:32:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
FameFlynet, Splash, INF

I like to pretend that my Gwyneth and I share a birthday, even though we were born a year and a day apart. Mine is September 26, hers is September 27. Whatever. We all fool ourselves in different ways. On Saturday, there was a party to celebrate. Many of G’s celebrity friends were there including Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy (an actress-rocker couple that’s still intact), Nicole Richie who came with Rashida Jones, Tobey Maguire and Jennifer Meyer, Maya Rudolph and Paul Thomas Anderson, and also… Chris Martin was seen arriving earlier in the day. Full Story

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The Amal & George wedding photos

September 29, 2014 16:13:38 Posted at September 29, 2014 16:13:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here’s a quick update: Everyone’s thinking VOGUE because Anna Wintour was there but it’s looking like PEOPLE and HELLO! are publishing the Amal Alamuddin-George Clooney wedding photos, just like it was with Brange. One source told me that VOGUE simply couldn’t pay that much money and that only a PEOPLE/HELLO! joint bid would both satisfy the financial requirement (to be donated) and also the “nice reporting/nice gossip” demands. Full Story

Chris Pratt’s SNL was a charm offensive

September 29, 2014 16:00:46 Posted at September 29, 2014 16:00:46
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Is everyone on the Chris Pratt train at this point? Is there anyone left uncharmed? Does anyone object to Pratt becoming a Movie Star? As I predicted back in January, Pratt blew up huge this year, and this weekend he capped his breakout year by hosting Saturday Night Live, and this was not just any episode. Full Story

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Amal fashion

September 29, 2014 15:25:39 Posted at September 29, 2014 15:25:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Wenn, FameFlynet, Pacific Coast News

She started off the weekend in black and white on Friday – click here  and here for a refresher. On Friday night for the rehearsal dinner it was a red McQueen. Gorgeous.  On Saturday, Amal Alamuddin was kept hidden. Full Story

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Throw a Brick Through The Window

September 29, 2014 14:55:45 Posted at September 29, 2014 14:55:45
Duana Posted by Duana

Masters of Sex Season 2 Episode 12 recap. Ohhhh. There. That’s what we’ve been building toward. Satisfying, terrifying, and nauseating like the best of all the golden age of television. I was uncomfortable and upset for most of the episode, which paradoxically feels good, and right. Full Story

The “unreachable” Brad Pitt…with Shia as his wingman

September 29, 2014 14:42:28 Posted at September 29, 2014 14:42:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brange was not photographed at the Clooney wedding. Some are hoping they were there, just incognito. But you know what? It’s not like they hang out a lot. You see Clooney with Damon, Krasinski, Murray… Since Oceans, you don’t see him with Brad. Their friendship has been overblown… maybe because of wishful thinking. Full Story

Reese does a backflip

September 29, 2014 14:31:27 Posted at September 29, 2014 14:31:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
FameFlynet, Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

Reese Witherspoon is the latest celebrity to be featured in VOGUE’s 73 questions. And she’s letting you see her house. So. Before you rush off and press play, just a few notes… The best part is the backflip. In a skirt! The worst part is her answer about dinner with female senators. Full Story

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Everything but the dress

September 29, 2014 13:23:25 Posted at September 29, 2014 13:23:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
FameFlynet

At this point, it’s really the only detail we don’t know: what did Amal Alamuddin’s wedding dress look like? Since Anna Wintour was there, VOGUE will likely tell us in the next month or so. Fine. At this point, I actually feel sated. He gave us enough, don’t you think? More than enough. Full Story

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September 29, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 29, 2014 12:37:54 Posted at September 29, 2014 12:37:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To David & David with love from Shannon – CONGRATULATIONS on your perfect wedding weekend! I heard it was a great party. May the party continue for years and years and years!  And for Sufya – Happy 24th Birthday! Attached by request from Sam, here’s your ginger crush, Ed Sheeran. Full Story