Could have gone with several titles for this article. Choices: The Blue Ivy Carter’s first Christmas Gwyneth’s Beyhive NYE And on. How about the pure, undiluted vanity of posting photos of yourself trying on expensive clothes? It’s Beyonce being one with the people. Full Story

Baby Wales best be getting stronger, because Beyonce wants to go head to head in 2013. And she’s been going about her domination business about as meticulously as William and Catherine Cambridge approached their heir-ing. The Beysus has BIG plans for next year. First, as you know, she’s performing at the Super Bowl. Full Story

HBO announced last week that Beyonce’s self-directed documentary will air on February 16, two weeks after her Super Bowl halftime performance. The film will include video footage from B’s personal collection and concert clips and photos -- so a movie version of her Tumblr, hopefully. Here is the first teaser featuring B telling you how scared she is but how Sasha Fierce allows her to “release” her fear. Full Story

A new Beyonce documentary directed and produced by Beyonce herself will air on HBO February 16. At first I was like...and how is this different from her I Am...World Tour concert DVD (which, if you haven’t you have to because it’s amazing) and then, in reading the description -- that B’s taking us back to Houston through home movies and other archives from her personal collection, including footage from her laptop (this is how artists shoot documentaries about themselves now) -- I realised that what we’re actually getting is a film version of Bey’s Tumblr Full Story

Beyonce is on Instagram. What? It’s big news, ok? It’s why her Tumblr became such an obsession. You would understand if you’re familiar with her Tumblr. Because Beyonce doesn’t f-ck around. When Beyonce does something, it will be better than everyone else, whatever it is. Full Story

Almost everything I’ve read on Twitter or Facebook today begins with the line “To My American Friends…” and is followed by some instruction on voting smart, or voting for the right guy, or voting at all. We have some envy here, is what you need to know.  Canadian elections are…not like yours. Full Story

Beyonce and Jay-Z were courtside for the Brooklyn Nets home opener on Saturday night at the Barclays. The (part) owner’s wife wanted to be seen in all Tibi and her new fringe. God she is so f-cking cute with her hands up like that, non? Beyonce’s the one I have to work hard at -- at remembering what a selfish f-cking bitch she can be. Full Story

What? A restaurant, a hotel, a nail bar? So long as it isn’t baby related goods. Because according to the United States Patent and Trademark Office Beyonce and Jay-Z don’t get to hog Blue Ivy. They tried though. They tried to legally monopolise the name after the B.I.C. was born which was a concern to Veronica Alexandra who filed her own Blue Ivy request in 2009 for wedding planning. Full Story

The Associated Press reported yesterday that Beyonce will perform at the Super Bowl in New Orleans. Shortly after, B posted this picture on her Tumblr confirming the news. I’m sure, I’m sure it was a photo shoot that happened well in advance. Full Story

But first… I f-cking love it when Beyonce makes “I am Sasha Fierce serious no smiles face” and drops the mic. And I really, really f-cking love it when Beyonce dances in group formation. Especially the Crazy In Love group dance formation. Next year, for my birthday, I am totally making my friends learn it with me. Full Story

Beyonce’s best friend Gwyneth Paltrow co-hosted an Obama fundraiser last night in London, a day after B and J actually hosted the president. I have not seen any official pictures from the event but here’s one that B posted on her tumblr. As you can see, she chose a photo that shows her in full fangirl and afterwards Obama said that B is a great role model, or something. Full Story

Beyonce and Jay-Z worshipped the Blue Ivy Carter on their yacht in the South of France yesterday. You know how all babies smell good? I bet you she smells like baby good but way more...expensive. I bet you the Blue Ivy Carter is the caviar of baby smelling. I should stop before they arrest me for conspiracy to kidnap. Full Story

As you know, it was Beyonce’s 31st birthday yesterday and she had her birthday cards scanned and posted on her site - click here for a refresher. While we were reading about how much her friends and family love her, B and Jay-Z were celebrating on a yacht in the South of France with the Blue Ivy Carter. Full Story

It’s Beyonce’s birthday today. She spent her birthday weekend at Made In America with Jay-Z. The Blue Ivy Carter was not seen. But it is B’s first birthday as the mother of the B.I.C. She looked like she was having a great time. I love the shot of them holding hands. B seems like she could be skipping. Full Story