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Kate & Matt on holiday

June 23, 2014 16:59:27 Posted at June 23, 2014 16:59:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy made it through a rough winter. It was reported around Oscar time that they were re-evaluating their engagement. She was partying on her own, happily, and without the ring. Then, in the spring, a rebirth. Now that it’s summer, it would appear that their relationship is as strong as ever. Full Story

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Breasts Try Hard

November 23, 2010 09:07:03 Posted at November 23, 2010 09:07:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Blake Lively just lost out on the role of Daisy in The Great Gatsby. She was also attemped to secure the lead in Alfonso Cuaron’s Gravity but... Well... No matter how hard her breasts tried, they couldn’t make up for the fact that she can’t act. Blake has yet to book a part since Green Lantern, and it’s not like they haven’t been hustling for it either. Full Story

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GOOP & Manslinger: Sag & Perk

April 30, 2010 07:35:27 Posted at April 30, 2010 07:35:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There were 3 clothing changes for Gwyneth Paltrow yesterday. First a casual-ish blouse and black shorts with big heels upon arriving at Letterman. Then a sheath on Letterman. And then a long lacy looking dress for the Chopard party immediately afterwards. The first two were rather unremarkable. The final choice however. Full Story

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Best Globe Breasts: Christina & Mimi

January 18, 2010 07:30:49 Posted at January 18, 2010 07:30:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was a motorboating extravaganza. Big ups to Christina Hendricks for refusing to conform, for refusing to downsize her curves. Much respect to Christina Hendricks for being able to carry those badboys around with toppling. And doing so without looking obscene. Some broads with their big tits, they cannot be anything but Porny. Full Story

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Worst Globes Sag: Carey Mulligan

January 18, 2010 05:58:59 Posted at January 18, 2010 05:58:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Carey did not bring Shia. Boo. Carey lost to Sandra Bullock. Boo. Not that I don’t love Sandy. I do. But The Blind Side was not An Education. There was no comparing the performances. Perhaps Carey’s loss was predicted by her sagging tits. Oh honey, give ‘em a hitch. Duana, Michelle, and I we wanted to do it for her. Full Story

Porny motorboat

January 11, 2010 12:09:00 Posted at January 11, 2010 12:09:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I married an immature perv who considers Wedding Crashers and Old School the two finest films ever made. There’s a part in You’ve Got Mail when Tom Hanks tells Meg Ryan that everything in life can be related back to The Godfather, you remember? Well for Jacek, all of life’s problems can be solved by Wedding Crashers and/or Old School. Full Story