The opening night red carpet is now underway in Cannes. Here’s how it works at the Palais: The non-festival people usually arrive first. This includes Euro actors, models, Eva Longoria most years, and people like Phoebe Price. They blast loud music out from the speakers to entertain the massive crowds that line the Croisette. Full Story

Ok we’ll get to that in a minute but first... Look how tall Presley Gerber is! Cindy Crawford’s son will be 14 next July. If I were his age, he would be trouble for me. So here’s George Clooney with his best friend Rande and his family and yes, of course, Stacy Keibler too, all of them spending Thanksgiving together in Mexico. Full Story

As you know, where George Clooney is concerned, summertime is for Lake Como. Is it Como time yet? I’m only asking because he hasn’t spent the entire summer with Stacy Keibler there yet. They’re coming up on one year and that expiration date that was initially predicted: June 15th. Full Story

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler were out last night for dinner on a double with his boy Rande Gerber and Cindy Crawford. They’ll be leaving soon for DC where both are expected to be at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. George is a guest of Time. And, yes, Lindsay Lohan is going too but, you know, with Fox News. Full Story

Cindy Crawford’s daughter modelled in an ad for Versace Kids. Click here for a refresher. Now Cindy says she’s pulling back on the business. Here’s her explanation:“At this point, she’s too young to pursue a career. There aren’t even a handful of jobs for a 10-year-old girl. Full Story

Couple weeks ago I wrote in relation to Chloe Moretz that she’s always in a hurry. That she can’t wait. It’s a teenage compulsion, right? You’re never old enough to do and be x,y,z. Being young and rushing will never go away. To me it’s how the people around them manage their impatience and desires that can make the difference. Full Story

What do you think it is...as he stares adoringly at ARod and his ass? I’m sure it’s just an awkwardly timed photo. George and his girlfriend Stacy Keibler are in Mexico with all his closest friends. Stacy seems to be getting on well with all the Clooney Crew WAGs, especially Cindy Crawford. But Cindy must be so used to this by now too. Full Story

Venice opens tomorrow. And George Clooney’s The Ides of March opens Venice tomorrow. By the way, speaking of The Ides of March… Both Clooney’s The Ides of March and Brad Pitt’s Moneyball screen at TIFF at Roy Thompson Hall on September 9th, one right after the other. Can you imagine what downtown Toronto will look like that night? Back to back? But first… it’s Italy. Full Story

Elisabetta Canalis’s Twitter account appears to have been shut down. Oh he finally stepped in, did he? It’s too bad, really. Because the Iggy Pop/Jennifer Aniston reference was the best. And I would have loved if she could have kept her balls and continued to make that sh-t happen. Only Ely is trying to work in America now. Full Story

The Italian Queen ran errands in a Porsche the other day. A Porsche is Jacek’s dream. Every time we drive by a Carrera it’s like he has to rub one out. Too bad for him, he’s not dating George Clooney. But these days Elisabetta Canalis is living large. The Washington DC Critics Association Full Story

Their physical similarities have already been noted. Their men are BFFs. So it was a cozy weekend in Mexico for Cindy Crawford and Elisabetta Canalis, also known as the Italian Queen, or George Clooney’s new piece, who showed off her killer body, not unlike Cindy’s killer body, while on holiday at George’s new Mexican home, recently completed. Full Story

As you saw yesterday, George Clooney was accompanied last night in London by his Italian Queen Elisabetta Canalis and they hit up the afterparty together to meet up with Cindy Crawford, married to Clooney’s bff Rande Gerber who doesn’t appear to have made the trip. As some of you have noted, Eli resembles Cindy. Full Story

Several of you have emailed about George Clooney’s tasty new piece and her resemblance to Cindy Crawford. Cindy happened to be on Good Morning America and The View yesterday to promote her new clothing line at JC Penney. Perfect timing for some side-by-side and recent comparisons. You’re right. Full Story

The girls should be wearing varsity jackets with their hair tied up in ponytails. And George Clooney is Danny Zuko? Check it out – in Italy, how precious, George and his BFF Rande Gerber, with wife Cindy Crawford, and his new piece Elisabetta Canalis, riding around town together like couple clones. Full Story