Oscars 2013 Articles

Tuesday, February 26, 2013
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Dear Gossips,

Thanks for all your emails and tweets yesterday in response to the Oscar wrap-up. Duana and I finally crashed last night around 11pm after dinner with friends at Cooks County where we saw Mark Ruffalo which reminded us...

We didn’t write about Mark Ruffalo!

So we’re making it up to Mark Ruffalo here in the open because he’s the best, even though that Avengers bit was kinda flat -- blame the overall poor direction of the show. There were 5 of them on stage, bookended by RDJ and Sam Jackson and even though that might be hard to frame, when the joke references both of them, it would have been better to give us a wide shot to see both reactions, right?

Still, it didn’t seem to matter.  Read Full Intro

Monday, February 25, 2013
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Dear Gossips,

Who were the big winners at the Oscars?

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler beat the Oscars. They didn’t just beat Seth MacFarlane (although we’ll get to him later), they beat the Academy. Because that… that was a poorly produced show. Where were all the cutaways? If your host makes a George Clooney joke, that’s PRE-WRITTEN, and George Clooney would take it well, CUT TO GEORGE CLOONEY. He can take it, I promise. If you’re unsure, just go to Jack. No one will complain if you go to Jack. Going to Jack is way better than staying on Seth MacFarlane, I promise.

The stage was beautiful. And that’s it. The William Shatner bit was too long. He was overwritten which meant he wasn’t spontaneous. He didn’t react to the audience. Most of it is preparation, sure.  Read Full Intro

Oscars Most Swaggiful Partying: Amy Poehler & Rashida Jones

February 25, 2013 22:44:09 Posted at February 25, 2013 22:44:09
Duana Posted by Duana
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You don’t often get to see a lot of the non-nominated. You see a lot of the sound-editing types, who are nervous but self-aware enough to know that nobody cares, and you get the occasional shot of Jack Nicholson, but as discussed elsewhere on this blog today, Jack Nicholson is his own man, and can’t be compared to anyone. Full Story

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Oscars Most Overall Lame: Anne Hathaway

February 25, 2013 22:38:15 Posted at February 25, 2013 22:38:15
Duana Posted by Duana
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Michael Buckner/ JOE KLAMAR/ Kevork Djansezian/ Frazer Harrison/ Kevin Winter/ Vince Bucci/ Getty

I share with Lainey the trait of being an Anne Hathaway apologist. So each individual thing about her last night was, you know, not the best, but not horrible.   Not terrible, at least at first. The dress. She will regret this sooner than later, but for a long time. Because this is not the dress to win your first Oscar in, I don’t think. Full Story

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Oscar As IF: Chris Evans

February 25, 2013 22:10:02 Posted at February 25, 2013 22:10:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ Michael Buckner/ Getty

Chris Evans took his ma to the Oscars. To remind himself that it’s a big deal: "She's so excited. It's nice to remember how exciting and fun this stuff can be. Being with her brings all that back." (Source Full Story

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Oscars Best Dressed Tie: Naomi & Charlize

February 25, 2013 21:57:31 Posted at February 25, 2013 21:57:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ Michael Buckner/ Frazer Harrison/ Christopher Polk/ Getty

There was a tie at the Oscars last night, so why not a tie here, for Best Dressed? Both were great, but we each liked one more than the other. So instead of fighting about it, and inspired by the awards show, we decided to share. Duana’s Best Dressed Overall: Naomi Watts She gets it. Naomi Watts gets the crown. Full Story

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Oscars Worst Dressed: Amy Adams

February 25, 2013 21:45:13 Posted at February 25, 2013 21:45:13
Duana Posted by Duana
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Did you love this? The only person I saw who loved this was the Oscar PR girl on Twitter, and um, she has a vested interest. Not only has this dress been DONE – on Penelope Cruz, on J. Lo, on Tina Fey -- but in this washed out colour, I’m just not interested. I didn’t think it looked princessy and wonderful, I thought it looked dour, draggy-down, and boring. Full Story

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Britney’s Oscar brown

February 25, 2013 21:35:11 Posted at February 25, 2013 21:35:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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About a month ago I wrote a post called “Forecasting Britney”: signs to look for, now that she’s single again, that… you know. An astute reader wrote in immediately after positing that: All that, plus if she goes brown, we are in trouble. Well… Here’s Britney at the Elton John Oscar party last night and she’s brown. Full Story

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Best Oscar Night: Jessica Chastain

February 25, 2013 21:29:15 Posted at February 25, 2013 21:29:15
Duana Posted by Duana
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Wenn, Kevork Djansezian/ JOE KLAMAR/ Michael Buckner/ Getty

Jessica Chastain, I’ve decided, had the best Oscar night of anyone. Think about it. She wears the best dress she’s worn in two or three years, a delicate light copper with her medium copper hair and she looked spectacular. And she KNEW it, because she showed up on the carpet kind of the first minute she could. Full Story

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Jennifer Lawrence: the most popular girl at the Oscars

February 25, 2013 21:20:21 Posted at February 25, 2013 21:20:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevork Djansezian/ Frazer Harrison/ JOE KLAMAR/ Michael Buckner/ Kevin Winter/ ADRIAN SANCHEZ/ Getty

Was it the best performance of the five? Probably not, right? I have personal attachment to Emmanuelle Riva because, well, Amour is my personal nightmare. My parents are Amour. Many of you thought it was Chastain’s Maya in Zero Dark Thirty. Still others identified with Naomi’s courageous mother in The Impossible. Full Story

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Most All-Around Awesome…Again: Adele at the Oscars

February 25, 2013 20:37:51 Posted at February 25, 2013 20:37:51
Duana Posted by Duana
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I’ve been writing about Adele for weeks. You bored ? No, not like “U Mad?” Try it again, in an Adele accent.  “Y’booohd??” and make sure you put three separate notes in it.   Now, see?  You can’t not laugh.  You can’t not smile. Full Story

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Best Oscar Misanthropy: Larry David

February 25, 2013 20:29:02 Posted at February 25, 2013 20:29:02
Duana Posted by Duana
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Just – look at this. Watch it all the way through.  Don’t make the mistake I did, which is laugh so hard that you close your eyes to keep the tears from escaping, because you will miss the good stuff. Some of which is cute, a la Amy Poehler and Patricia Clarkson, and some of which is flat out hysterical. Full Story

Jennifer Garner wins Best Picture at the Oscars

February 25, 2013 20:18:13 Posted at February 25, 2013 20:18:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Kevin Winter/ Jason Merritt/ Kevork Djansezian/ FREDERIC J. BROWN/ Getty

She was the silent producer. If they allowed four people up there, she should have been included. And we all know how much work she did. Because while she may not have been responsible for the filmmaking, Oscar is often more about how the film is presented, and less about how the film actually plays. Full Story

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Worst Human Impression As Host: Seth MacFarlane

February 25, 2013 20:01:45 Posted at February 25, 2013 20:01:45
Duana Posted by Duana
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Kevin Winter/ ROBYN BECK/ Getty

The thing with Seth MacFarlane is that the man creates all kinds of characters. I feel like you watch one of his episodes of his shows and you’ve seen them all, but let’s say for the sake of argument that they’re varied, at least a little bit -- in short, that he’s the kind of person who actually understands how human beings work. Full Story

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