Let me just say it. Because I feel like this is what they want: To convince us that Amber Heard is the new Scarlett Johansson. Amber Heard is not Scarlett Johansson. Johnny Depp can try as hard as he wants to, but it’s not happening. You can keep selling her to me as a bombshell and I will keep telling you: I am bored. Full Story

Right? SO much better. Johnny Depp was photographed on the set of Transcendence yesterday in LA. Hair is shorter. Scarves, bangles, necklaces, feathers, dusters, hats all kept to a minimum or not present. God, it's been so long, Johnny. Where have you been?! And still, this is not the "real" Johnny Depp. Full Story

May 2012, almost exactly a year ago, Johnny Depp was still insisting that he and Vanessa Paradis were fine -- click here for a refresher -- despite months of reporting, and from legitimate sources, that they were done. A month after that, in June 2012, they confirmed Full Story

Who? Marie de Villepin is a French model/actress. Very striking. Like Taysa van Ree. Who? Taysa van Ree is Amber Heard’s ex/on/off girlfriend. And here are Amber Heard and Marie de Villepin (she appears to prefer her women with strong bone structure and 3 names) arriving in Paris together. Full Story

This, apparently, is still happening. According to Page Six, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard (who supposedly has short brown hair now) were at a club together on Monday night. They were “flirty” and sat close together by themselves on a patio that had been blocked off just for them. Full Story

And a boyfriend? In Touch reported a couple of weeks ago that Amber Heard and her girlfriend Tasya were done. That’s In Touch for you. Amber and Tasya stepped out together yesterday. They’re not done. That doesn’t mean she’s not also f-cking Johnny Depp (which, I mean, I still don’t feel slamdunk about this one) and she could very well use that to her advantage if she’s selling herself as the next Angelina Jolie. Full Story

As mentioned yesterday in the coverage of the Us Weekly article on Johnny Depp’s “broken heart”, the magazine’s sources claim that Johnny stepped out on Vanessa with an extra on Pirates Of The Caribbean and maybe Eva Green and Amber Heard and his publicist, but only because V was a hag that made him unhappy. Full Story

Vanessa Paradis was at the Cabourg Romantic Film Festival this weekend where she looked SO beautiful and was presented with the Swann d’Honneur. Johnny Depp was not around. He insisted last month that they’re still together. Click here Full Story