After a few days spent quivering bitches on the French Riviera, Ryan Gosling arrived back in LA on Saturday in a different but similar cardigan and his white shoes. The same shoes he wore to the party. The same shoes he wore at the photo call. Am jealous. I went to Cannes hauling 2 suitcases for wardrobe. Full Story

Javier Bardem was awarded Best Actor at Cannes last night for his work in Inarritu’s Biutiful, sharing the honour with Elio Germano. Javier has been accompanied in Cannes by Penelope Cruz who has remained very low key, declining to walk at official functions, preferring instead to let her boyfriend work the carpet as she has ducked into the palais without fanfare, sitting beside ma in the theatre. Full Story

The antithesis of Kate Beckinsale, and perhaps the only bitch with a fighting chance at making a full body denim dress look presentable, this is the inimitable Charlotte Gainsbourg at the Cannes closing last night to present her latest The Tree, directed by Julie Bertuccelli. Last year Charlotte won Best Actress for her work in Antichrist. Full Story

Written by Jacek Kirsten Dunst is by no means old but when I look at these photos of her at the amFAR event last night and earlier in the day with James Franco on a local French television show, I’m thinking she’s starting to lose the baby fat and mature a bit. Full Story

Written by Jacek Lainey’s always looking out for what she thinks is a wonky eye in photos taken of her. She’s not overly vain in the sense that she needs numerous retakes like some people do, but it’s on her mind when a shot is taken and she’ll usually make a point of evaluating it when she looks at a photo of herself. Full Story

Written by Jacek Is it just me or is my Marion’s choice of…everything last night at the AMFAR gala a huge miss? I didn’t think it was possible to take the sexy out of Marion Cotillard but this, gossips, this is probably as close to it as we may see for a long time. Full Story

Great timing. After word broke yesterday that Dominic Cooper was up to no good with that skint.ass.scag Lindsay Lohan on Tuesday night, Us Weekly has confirmed that he and Amanda Seyfried are on a “break”. Full Story

Written by Sarah There are so many reasons to like Naomi Watts. She is capable of being one of the most glamorous women on any red carpet, but she understands when it isn’t her show and she doesn’t steal the spotlight. I can’t tell you her kids’ names, nor could I pick them out of a lineup. Full Story

It’s too f-cking much how hot he is. These photos? These photos are distracting you. But they’re nothing compared to what it’s like in person. When he’s right in front of you wearing the sh-t out of a Burberry tux. And tall. And clean shaven. And talking to you. And smiling. And teasing. Full Story

There was a Chanel party last night. And while many celebrities were in Monaco for the World Music Awards, Karl confirmed the only celebrity who mattered in the South of France – if Johnny Depp comes to your event, your event is made. Johnny was with Vanessa who of course is tight with Lagerfeld. Full Story

Have never had a close look at Vladimir Doronin until this trip. Goddamn he’s hot. Laura emailed me from the photo gauntlet at the Wall Street gala the other night and expressed her appreciation for his quiver. The pictures don’t do him justice. As for Naomi, she’s attended several events this week, and every time she has new hair. Full Story

Can you imagine how happy Kate Beckinsale must be these two weeks? It’s virtually impossible, in theory, among so many tacky Euros, to OverDress in Cannes. Every night she’s in a new big dress and people want to take her picture. Every night she’s walking that carpet hoping so hard that it belongs to her. Full Story

Javier Bardem walked the carpet last night at the Biutiful gala with director Alejandro Gonzales Inarritu in Cannes after hanging out together earlier in the day for the photo call and press conference. Oh la Javier. He’s hot when he’s just being. And then he opens his mouth and he growls out his words in that low rumble of a voice, in that sexy quivering accent and it’s over. Full Story

Goddamn he looks good in French sunshine. GodDAMN. Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams and the cast of Blue Valentine just came through here for the photocall. Michelle’s short very blonde hair is gorgeous. Perfect. Very, very chic. And while the dress was a little too dark perhaps for this time of year, it fit her beautifully, and her little legs on top of those sick ass shoes were lovely. Full Story