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Rachel & Ryan together again?

November 18, 2013 21:23:17 Posted at November 18, 2013 21:23:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Everybody wants this. Which is why everybody was so eager to talk about this story today, even though the source is about as sketch as it gets. The report originated from OK! Magazine and it’s an easy one to fabricate because Ryan Gosling hasn’t been seen with Eva Mendes in a while which OF COURSE means he must be back together with Rachel McAdams. Full Story

Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz, and Suri

November 12, 2013 15:25:26 Posted at November 12, 2013 15:25:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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YOSHIKAZU TSUNO/ Getty

More information from that deposition is being leaked. In case you missed it, Tom Cruise is suing IN TOUCH for saying he abandoned Suri. Click here for my initial post about it last week. During the deposition, in addition to blaming Scientology for his alleged estrangement from his daughter, the magazine’s lawyers suggested that Tom was so disconnected from Suri that he went to Cameron Diaz’s birthday party instead of being with his child. Full Story

Will Smith cheats on Jada?

November 6, 2013 21:16:35 Posted at November 6, 2013 21:16:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

With who? Supposedly with Margot Robbie. She’s the actress in The Wolf Of Wall Street who, for a while, was rumoured to be dating Leonardo DiCaprio which turned out to be bullsh-t because, well, Leo is strictly models. According to STAR Magazine – so immediately you know it’s not true – Will and Margot are hooking up. Full Story

George Clooney is single, OK?

October 31, 2013 15:11:16 Posted at October 31, 2013 15:11:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

George Clooney said hello to Katie Holmes at a premiere. So then everyone said they might be hooking up. Then he went to dinner with an attractive lawyer. And we speculated that she might be the Next. But US Weekly claims he and Monika Jakisic are having sleepovers. Basically, we all want George to have a very busy dick. Full Story

George Clooney is not dating the lawyer?

October 30, 2013 15:25:20 Posted at October 30, 2013 15:25:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

George Clooney stepped out for dinner in London the other night with a woman who has since been identified as Amal Alamuddin, a lawyer who’s supposedly on Julian Assange’s legal team. Everyone assumed, since she’s attractive, and since he’s George Clooney, that they’re now dating. Full Story

Taylor Swift & Alexander Skarsgard

October 28, 2013 17:17:20 Posted at October 28, 2013 17:17:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet

An all alert from Gossip Cop just came into my mailbox. Headline: Taylor Swift NOT Dating Alexander Skarsgard, Despite Reports It was inevitable. They’re working on The Giver together. He’s hot and her reputation is “boy crazy” so it was only a matter of time before people tried to make it happen. Full Story

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Celebrity or Tabloid?

October 16, 2013 14:22:11 Posted at October 16, 2013 14:22:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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On the one hand, IN TOUCH Weekly is pretty unreliable. On the other hand, well, celebrities aren’t exactly honest all the time. IN TOUCH reported yesterday that Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes are secretly dating. Jamie denied it on Entertainment Tonight: "[The rumors] are 100 percent not true. Full Story

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JLO trying to break up with Slum Bear?

October 15, 2013 18:51:52 Posted at October 15, 2013 18:51:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Radar reports that JLO has been wanting to get rid of her Slum Lover Casper Smart but feels awkward about it because he’s so close to her kids. GossipCop has already sh-t on the story saying it’s not true. Obviously. Because: 1.Radar’s reporting is often suspect 2. Full Story

Leo’s next ex

October 15, 2013 16:50:49 Posted at October 15, 2013 16:50:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Leonardo DiCaprio spent the summer with model Toni Garrn, now 21. Garrn, being of the social media generation, was surrounded by people who kept posting pictures of her at his place/on holiday with him etc. Click here for a refresher. Apparently they’ve now broken up? This is the assumption because another model from Brazil, Kat Torres, is confirming that she and Leo are together now, although that could just be his arrangement. Full Story

Bradley, Suki, Vince, no Jen

June 10, 2013 14:57:46 Posted at June 10, 2013 14:57:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ Kevin Winter/ Getty

There was some bullsh-t story in some tabloid last week, probably STAR Magazine, about how Bradley Cooper tapped out on Suki Waterhouse by not answering her messages. Well, he took her to the Guys Choice Awards on Saturday so... I mean if it’s one place you want to be single... Here they are, Coop and Suki, hanging out backstage with Amy Adams, clearly still together. Full Story

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G goes to a party and makes up with Kate Moss

May 21, 2013 20:13:27 Posted at May 21, 2013 20:13:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

I was about to call it a day because my screener for Behind The Candelabra just arrived and the entire schedule has now been rearranged to accommodate. Nothing takes precedence over marble bathtubs and plastic surgery. EXCEPT, well, Gwyneth Paltrow just showed up at a party in London. And you know I like to get my G off quickly. Full Story

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Annie and her old dog

April 19, 2013 18:38:54 Posted at April 19, 2013 18:38:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Not going to lie. This entire article is really an excuse for me to be able to post a video of my dog. Just a heads up if that’s not interesting to you. Celebitchy posted a story today about a new STAR Magazine article on Anne Hathaway and her dog. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart & Jim Sturgess?

February 18, 2013 17:48:34 Posted at February 18, 2013 17:48:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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RPE/ ZOJ / WENN

It was announced recently that Kristen Stewart had signed on to an upcoming movie with Jim Sturgess called The Big Shoe. Naturally there followed reports that the two were hot for each other and that Robert Pattinson should be worried. Hollywood Life Full Story

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