John Mayer is on Ellen today. He confirmed to her that he and Katy Perry are over.  Ellen: The last time I saw you. You were at the Grammy’s. You were sitting on the same row as Portia and I with Katy (Perry.) And, I know Katy she is a good friend as well and I know that since then you’re not together any more. Full Story

And Taylor Swift says I told you so. US Weekly broke the story yesterday that Katy Perry and John Mayer done, for now. The breakup covers the new issue of PEOPLE. And the reason? The safe reason is “scheduling”. Full Story

I’m looking at Katy Perry’s dress last night at the Grammys. Human? Is that what you call it? Click here to see how Ellen Degeneres’s reacted to Katy’s humanity. Anyway, what did you notice about last night’s show. Full Story

I am all up in this Inauguration Porn. Can’t get enough. Beyonce just sang. And she was great. So I promise you, or I warn you, whichever is more appropriate, there will be another Beyonce post either later today or tomorrow when more pictures are available. For now, here she is, arriving with Jay-Z, and dressed like it’s the Oscars. Full Story

It was a big weekend for the world's most famous reanimated styrofoam wig stand, otherwise known as Katy Perry, as she's snapped leaving dinner with John Mayer in Hollywood. The two kept their hands together while being photographed, so this dinner date with the paps must mean they've reached some horrible new relationship level/publicity agreement. Full Story

How’s this for a little coal in your stocking, huh? On Christmas day Katy Perry tweeted this picture of John Mayer wearing a Santa suit, in what look like the final seconds before they screwed under the mistletoe. His face is clearly trying to communicate some sort of boner inspired message and, I think, his hand is actually on his dick. Full Story

You know what John Mayer did last night? He and his girlfriend, Katy Perry, took his dad Richard out to see the Broadway production of A Christmas Story: The Musical. Then they went backstage and posed with all the cast members. Does it get any more wholesome? From John Mayer? What do you think it was like at dinner? I mean, Katy, Katy given her background, she knows how to play the polite conversation game at dinner. Full Story

Katy Perry was out with John Mayer in New York today. They were just photographed two nights ago - click here to see - and his hair was longer. So he’s had it cut very recently. It looks good on him. Now that he’s her boyfriend, I wonder if she encouraged it. Full Story

Here are two shots of Katy Perry and Taylor Swift at the American Music Awards last November. Katy was still married to Russell Brand. This year Katy is nominated for two AMAs including Artist of the Year. So she’ll be there for sure. As Taylor is promoting a brand new album, and nominated in the country category, it’s not impossible that she’d show too… only I wonder if she’ll ask whether or not Katy is going first before confirming her attendance, seeing as Katy is still f-cking John Mayer, and out in the open now, and Taylor’s latest release I Knew You Were Trouble is probably about him. Full Story

According to US Weekly, Katy Perry, having had enough of John Mayer, went out for dinner with Robert Pattinson. They didn’t end up in bed together or anything but the magazine reported that Katy would be into it if he was. Click here for a refresher. Full Story

Sometimes I wonder how it is that John Mayer and Ashton Kutcher aren’t best friends. Or could they be? Do we reject that which repulses us in our ourselves? Anyway, now that Katy Perry doesn’t want to be dealing with him anymore, John’s all fresh again with a haircut. He showed up at Mindy Kaling’s party the other night and may have been flirting with her. Full Story

On August 13 I posted this article about how Katy Perry was keeping her daylight hours with John Mayer to a minimum. You know. She knows. Mila Kunis does not know. Mila Kunis allowed her shame f-ck to become her bonafide. Mila is dumber than Katy. Full Story

Katy Perry and John Mayer are...dealing with each other. So far there have been a few sightings, all at night time. And one morning after which is just an extension of the evening anyway. Until they’re seen on an outing together when the sun is out then, I hope that’s all it is, and what it should have just been with Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher: action, nothing more. Full Story

Katy Perry has marvellous ones. And, well, John Mayer isn’t exactly known for under-sharing. So it’s true then - Katy and John are officially a thing now, seen leaving Chateau Marmont together last night in his car, clearly ready to go public. You can imagine how much that would have swollen his dick, right? No Shame Face for John Mayer this time! John Mayer adds yet another babe (I hate this word but it’s fitting here) to his long list of babes including Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Aniston, and Taylor Swift. Full Story