Here’s Keira Knightley meeting fiancé James Righton at the airport in Paris earlier this week. I’ve seen it before. You’ve seen it before. That’s pre-wedding affection, non? They’re reportedly getting married this weekend. Full Story

Most people with a smartphone these days know their angles. We are a photo-obsessed society. That, along with the social networking, has made us more vain than ever. So you know, I’m sure a lot of you know that, generally, having your picture taking from below, where you are looking down at the camera, is not the most flattering shot. Full Story

Karl Lagerfeld spoke to the Sun in the UK a few weeks ago and had this to say about Pippa Middleton: “Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette and she is the right girl for that boy. I like that kind of woman, I like romantic beauties. On the other hand, her sister struggles. I don't like the sister's face. Full Story

There are so many ways to cut someone down. There is an art to cutting someone down. When it’s done right, it is a beautiful thing. And then we have Karl Lagerfeld. Who is a legend for creating beautiful things and now, in recent years, for saying many beautiful cutting things. Karl spoke to The Sun in the UK; the subject was British girls, in particular the Middletons: “Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette and she is the right girl for that boy. Full Story

Where’s your Segway??? Cavalli on a Segway is a personal happy place. Click here if you’ve never had the pleasure. But Roberto was in Milan today and not only was there no Segway... He had to CARRY HIS OWN BAGS!?! And plastic! Can you imagine Karl Lagerfeld carrying his own (plastic) bags? Please. Full Story

We’re all a little hung-over from last night’s Vancouver Smut Soiree. I’m hanging onto my blowout for dear life. But it was fun, so fun! Lainey’s blind item reveals are my favourite—Dan Levy was so scandalized, I hope he recovered. It’s Friday, so let’s take a moment to enjoy Karl’s b-tch-beating fan. Full Story

Here’s Karl being Karl at the Chanel Little Black Jacket party in New York last night with Linda Evangelista. You can hate all you want but I am ALL OVER what she’s wearing, especially those shoes. Karl also stepped out the night before for the Gordon Parks Centennial Gala at the Museum of Modern Art. Full Story

Johnny Depp finally confirmed last week that he and Vanessa Paradis are still together. Click here for a refresher. Most of you who’ve emailed don’t seem entirely convinced that it was all fine to begin with. Something was afoot, sure. But they seem to have worked it out now. Full Story

Chanel Resort 2013 was presented at Versailles yesterday. Click here to see the collection in LifeStyle. Everyone says that this event is the one you wait for. I’ve heard of fashion editors moving around their annual schedules, forgoing personal time, stabbing backs if they have to, in order to accommodate it. Full Story

The best thing is about to happen to you today. You are about to read, if you haven’t already, an article written by Karl Lagerfeld about Karl Lagerfeld, A Day In The Life. See? Lagerfeld honoured Harper’s Bazaar - and all of us - this month by not only sharing his daily schedule but also explaining it. Full Story

Also on Wetten Dass in Germany the other day, the most random collection of guests...And for part of the program, Jessica Biel was seated next to Karl Lagerfeld. Needless to say, there’s some selective photo editing happening here on my part but, you know, on the one hand you have a collection of guests were are charismatic and entertaining and then there’s Shelfy, who’s less interesting than Karl’s doll and who’s never provided a witty or clever sound-bite in her life. Full Story

So random. There was a dinner in Paris last night to celebrate Karl Lagerfeld. I don’t know the occasion but Karl thinks it’s a stupid question if you asked it. Do we need a reason to celebrate him? “Vanity is the healthiest thing in life.” Vanessa Paradis was there. Effortlessly chic, of course. Full Story

Her tits are not pouring out. Her ass is not hanging out. In fact, Blake Lively has probably never been more covered. And somehow, this girl, still she throws it out there all the time: SEX, SEX, SEX. Right? The way that sheet covers half her body, it’s like she’s in bed, strategically positioned invitingly, so that you want to lift a corner of that blanket over her and climb inside. Full Story

For months we’ve been hearing about Blake Lively and her work with Chanel as the face of the brand’s Mademoiselle handbags. And this is the first ad. I don’t think I’m arty enough. Because, well, it’s a little underwhelming, non? Please. I am a low classy pig. Slap me with your leather gloves, one two, on each cheek, one two, la la, cheek to cheek, boring boring, who am I? Karl, you see, shot these himself. Full Story