According to US Weekly, Chris and Luke Hemsworth, brothers of Liam Hemsworth, who is still, apparently, Miley Cyrus’s fiancé, stepped in about a month ago to convince him to leave her. Like a romance intervention. Because she’s not good for him. Full Story

From Croydon??? I’m getting there... Kate Moss is promoting a book of her modelling photos. She agreed to only two interviews in support of the release: Vanity Fair (which I wrote about last week, click here for a refresher) and The New York Times. Full Story

Is my favourite N Sync song. What? I love it. I totally Wayne Robsoned it back in the day, OK? For some reason it was the lyric that came to mind reading this story -- that Justin Timberlake only invited 2 of the other 4 members of N Sync to his wedding. JC Chasez and Chris Kirkpatrick were allowed to come if they wanted to. Full Story

Did I miss the part where they actually introduced these girls?   I mean, I know the Olympics wasn’t long ago, but we’re used to seeing them all in skintight leotards and the same skinned-back hairstyle.  It’s not like we’re at the point where there’s full facial recognition when they’re dressed like people, especially on a really, really wide shot. Full Story

Things about the Twilight contingent’s presentation that were gross, in no particular order: -Peter Facinelli’s dead-eyes as he calculated how much of his salary is worth him doing endless teen press. -Taylor Lautner’s tan and sad uncomprehending smile. Does he know what’s actually going on, often?  Sometimes I’m not sure. Full Story

Woody Allen agreed to meet Lindsay Lohan for dinner the other night in New York. The paps were there to shoot them on their way out. Of course. And who do you think texted them the location? As you know, the Met Gala is tonight. Rumour has it Lohan is desperate to attend. And desperate to find someone to dress her. Full Story

God, Anna Wintour is such a mega bitch it’s...amazing.Here’s Victoria Beckham in Vogue this month, NOT the cover. Even though it’s a pretty long ass article. The kind of long article that usually belongs to the front page subject. The kind of article with the kind of access that, for any other celebrity, comes only with a front page guarantee. Full Story

Obviously I LOVE this story. SO MUCH.Gwyneth Paltrow, Cameron Diaz, Reese Witherspoon, and Beyonce will star in a musical comedy called One Hit Wonders to be written and directed by Glee’s Ryan Murphy. Andy Samberg and the Lonely Island are doing the songs.Let me give you a minute to stop punching yourself in the face. Full Story

Girl sh-t is the best sh-t. You know. So Gisele was overheard sh-tting on the Patriots receivers to a friend after the Super Bowl on Sunday night after getting heckled by a Giants fan. Click here for a refresher. That exploded in a huge story yesterday, almost overshadowing the result of the game itself. Full Story

I would have wanted to sit at that table. Next to Latifah and Mary J. Especially during Madonna’s nauseating acceptance speech. Because did you see Latifah’s face? She was ...patronising. And she was holding back some serious sh-t. The video is below. And I’ve also screen-capped their expressions. Amazing, right? Right after that they cut to Elton John who was overheard, much earlier, at the beginning of the broadcast, saying NO F-CKING WAY when someone asked if Madonna had a chance of winning. Full Story

Remember when my friend Lara and I were cut down by Anna Wintour’s eyes at the MET Gala a few years ago? Click here for a refresher. It was the best. I mean, you know that woman is a Master Bitch. And to have experienced it first hand... these are the small joys of the job. Full Story

As you know, I have been praying for a friend for Jessica Simpson for a long time. Jessica's friends don't tell her like it is. That she has dumbass for taste. That she dresses like two wrestling sausages in cling wrap. That she gives herself too easily. That she loves douchebags and golddiggers. Full Story

Stella McCartney is obviously trying to stay out of it, whatever it is between Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna. She dressed them both. Madonna however did not sit with Stella and her usual girls. G and Stella were with Kate Hudson and Rashida Jones and Iman and I think Rihanna, while Madonna was...elsewhere. Full Story

Remember when Lea Michele meangirled Hailee Steinfeld who then went on to get nominated for almost every major award and Lea had to swallow back her own sh-t and be nice to her at the shows? Blind, deaf, and dumb Glee fans were all like – no way, Lea could never be a bitch, she’s so nice and grateful on Twitter! Guess what? They’re young, they’re famous, and they can be mean. Full Story