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The Bangerz Tour

February 18, 2014 15:13:26 Posted at February 18, 2014 15:13:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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This is not a Beyonce show. There’s nothing militarily precise about it. Everything about a Beyonce concert is perfect, engineered, controlled. Miley’s concert is the exact opposite. It’s intended to be messy, loose, and free. Which it was. All those things. And she encouraged all those things in her audience, imploring them to make out, f-ck off, and twerk away throughout the night. Full Story

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JLO’s World Cup hair

February 12, 2014 18:47:02 Posted at February 12, 2014 18:47:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jennifer Lopez was in Fort Lauderdale yesterday shooting a World Cup video. I haven’t seen any pictures of Slum Bear around. Bonus #1. Bonus #2 is her hair. I love when she wears her hair with the front up like this. No one does it better than her. You remember her style in Love Don’t Cost A Thing? This is a shorter variation of it with more volume on the sides. Full Story

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Rachel, Daniel, Madonna, Pussy Riot, and Blondie

February 6, 2014 17:09:17 Posted at February 6, 2014 17:09:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Janet Mayer/ Brian Prahl/ Splash, DON EMMERT/ Theo Wargo/ Getty

There are certain words we are not allowed to say on daytime television. But what if one of those words is part of a proper name? We can say pussy willow if we’re actually referring to pussy willows. I’m not sure if we’d be allowed to say Pussy Riot when referring to the band. Anyway, Pussy Riot was part of the Amnesty International benefit concert last night in Brooklyn. Full Story

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Beyonce’s double pom-pom

February 4, 2014 16:53:01 Posted at February 4, 2014 16:53:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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EMMANUEL DUNAND/ Getty

I’ve said it many, many times: I’m all about a pom-pom hat. But a DOUBLE pom-pom hat? My world is changed forever. Naturally, Beyonce’s the one wearing it (Eugenia Kim). And I just ordered it. Too bad it doesn’t come in white. B and Jay Z were at the Nets game last night where they met up with Russell Wilson, the Super Bowl winning quarterback of the Seattle Seahawks, West Coast represent! (Although it picks my ass that Eli Manning has more rings than his brother. Full Story

I want to go to this slumber party

January 31, 2014 18:01:19 Posted at January 31, 2014 18:01:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Vladimir Labissiere/ Splash

Shaki and RiRi are having a sleepover. I WANT TO GO TO THIS SLEEPOVER. Doesn’t matter that the song is sh-t. I’m still putting the video on repeat. There’s wall-dancing, for starters. And I shouldn’t need to give you any more reasons after that. But if you really need one, they’re smoking on a set of really nice black and white sheets. Full Story

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Justin Timberlake: 33 and 10

January 31, 2014 14:44:20 Posted at January 31, 2014 14:44:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Timberlake celebrates his 33rd birthday today. As you know, JT was not at the Grammys on Sunday. He’s been on a break from touring the last couple of weeks but he reportedly skipped the show and declined to perform because he’s being a pissy bitch about not getting the right nominations. Full Story

JB: An outlaw in 3 territories

January 30, 2014 15:52:20 Posted at January 30, 2014 15:52:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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George Pimentel/ Getty

Justin Bieber is being investigated in Los Angeles for egging his neighbour’s home. He was arrested in Miami last week for DUI and some other sh-t. He turned himself in to Toronto Police last night and was charged with assault from an incident that happened at the end of December when a limo driver was allegedly attacked by 6 members of his crew. Full Story

Miley’s Unplugged

January 30, 2014 14:57:44 Posted at January 30, 2014 14:57:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Christopher Polk/ Getty

Like I said in the open, I didn’t watch it because Justin Bieber. And since it’s MTV all the clips are geo-blocked and I can’t access my geo-block bypass software from work, F-CK! My plan last night was to kick back in bed, e-cig in one hand, cocktail in the other, and enjoy a preview of what I’ll be seeing when Miley opens her tour in Vancouver on February 14, stripped down, of course. Full Story

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Madonna & Miley tongues out

January 29, 2014 15:10:03 Posted at January 29, 2014 15:10:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Christopher Polk/ Getty

Miley Cyrus shot her MTV Unplugged yesterday with Madonna as the special guest. They sang a mash-up of Don’t Tell Me and We Can’t Stop. It will air tonight at 9pm. Am I watching? Please. I’m flying home to Vancouver on February 14 right after The Social to see Miley open her tour at Rogers Arena. Full Story

Katy Perry’s Beatles cape

January 28, 2014 20:33:28 Posted at January 28, 2014 20:33:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ Larry Busacca/ Frazer Harrison/ Getty

You know what? I like this outfit way more than her Grammys dress – the one that looked like it was fashioned from an Ikea duvet cover, click here for a refresher. This is Katy Perry at the Grammys Beatles tribute last night. It looks like she performed. Full Story

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Beyonce’s fatty opens the Grammys

January 27, 2014 13:52:29 Posted at January 27, 2014 13:52:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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JOE KLAMAR/ Kevin Mazur/ FREDERIC J. BROWN/ Kevork Djansezian/ Getty

We’re so used to the signature elements of a Beyonce production – the tight choreography, a dance army, the SPECTACLE, the grandeur – that the stripped down intimacy of her Drunk In Love performance with Jay Z totally worked for me. And to be honest, I’m never going to hate on that dance move. Full Story

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JT’s Grammy pout?

January 24, 2014 17:10:52 Posted at January 24, 2014 17:10:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Christopher Polk/ Getty

The Grammys are supposed to celebrate the year that was in music. The Grammys may not always be fair (yes, we hear you Kanye) but I do love Grammy mash-ups. One of my favourite Grammy mash-ups of all time: One by U2 and Mary J Blige in 2006. If you ever pull up beside me at a red light and you see my mouth open wide screaming, I’m probably singing this version of the song. Full Story

Katy Perry doesn't get the votes

December 16, 2013 20:40:07 Posted at December 16, 2013 20:40:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Oraito/ Asadorian-Mejia/ Splash

Katy Perry performed on The X Factor in the UK this weekend. I read about it before I heard it. And they were saying her vocals were so sh-t she woulda been voted off the show. Ok so then I listened. Yes, totally sh-t. But... How is this new? When I think of Katy Perry live it's not like I'm pulling out my credit card. Full Story

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800,000 surfboards

December 16, 2013 20:04:09 Posted at December 16, 2013 20:04:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The numbers were just released late morning -- over 800,000 albums sold in just 3 days. Beyonce set some records. Don't ask me what records. Some kind of record. 3 days! With no promotion! Did you? I did, obviously. And happily. You know why? Value. It's not just the songs, it's also the videos. Full Story

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