How closely did you follow the Tiger Woods cheating scandal? A parade of prostitutes, a frothy mistress, a mysterious car accident, the beautiful jilted wife…it was basically a story fit for Lifetime. But there have long been whispers that it was dirtier than reported, MUCH dirtier. That Tiger, though caught, wasn’t really exposed. Full Story

Is this... how it’s done now? I haven’t been single in a long time. I guess these days when you’re single and then suddenly not single you not only update your status on the social networking, if you’re Tiger Woods, you also have PROFESSIONAL PORTRAITS taken to post on Facebook Full Story

Tiger Jam happened in Vegas this weekend. How do you look less douchey? Stand next to someone super-douchey. Like, I don’t mind Keith Urban’s hair so much when Tiger Woods’s shirt and John Mayer’s hat get in the way. Right? I don’t give a sh-t who you are… Prince Hot Harry on a Horse couldn’t pull off that goddamn shirt. Full Story

Because I’ve seen him in a movie, or a tv show, as a supporting supporting player, and I can’t place it. Have been thinking about it all morning and I can’t place it. Can you place it? I don’t need his name. I just need to know what he was in. The identity, really, is unimportant. Full Story

Written by Jacek The run is over Gossips. If you could call it that. My Canucks got bounced from the playoffs last night by the same team that bounced them exactly a year ago to the day. And in similar fashion. But I liken what I’m feeling to writing that nasty final exam that stresses you out for weeks leading up to it. Full Story

Lainey may choose to offer her thoughts on this on Monday but given her schedule today I get first stab at it. Tiger Woods finally came out of hiding. Photos appeared of him jogging the other day, taken by a sanctioned photographer as Lainey pointed out Full Story

I have written very little about Tiger Woods. After a while it was hard to keep count. He totally f-cked up. He was stupid. He was arrogant. He betrayed the values for which he was sold to us to uphold. But he also didn’t kick the sh-t out of his girlfriend. And the fact that Tiger has become a punchline, instead of feared and respected, is probably the worst punishment you could inflict on him. Full Story

But what about Chris Martin? Star Magazine photo assumed the dumbest story last week about Jessica Simpson dealing with Tiger Woods suggesting they had an affair. Simpson immediately denied the report and according to Gossip Cop Full Story

Tea Leoni and David Duchovny were in New York last night at the Unicef Snowflake Ball, a very public official show of togetherness, seeming to have successfully moved beyond his sex addictions and subsequent infidelities. Tea’s not a dumbass, not a bimbo who mutely takes what’s put before her without a fight and without an opinion. Full Story

etalk has an exclusive advance look at the new Us Weekly and it’s all about Tiger Woods and if you thought last week was sh-tty, it’s about to get much, much worse. There will be more. More women. One woman claims they’ve been f-cking for almost 3 years. Full Story

Tiger Woods is fine. He’s been released from hospital. CNN reports that the mayor of Windermere, Florida has confirmed he was treated for facial lacerations. Let’s break down the timeline, shall we? So the National Enquirer breaks the story that Tiger is allegedly cheating on his wife with some budget ass skank – click here Full Story

Michael Phelps fatigue? Maybe a little. And there’s no sign of slowing down. Michael Phelps is like Brenda Walsh. Michael Phelps is everywhere. Because he wants to be. Kid says he wants to transform his sport, make swimming more popular than ever, maybe even as popular as golf. Might be a bit of an overreach although it does make for a good debate. Full Story