So... if you’re Jennifer Aniston, and someone had tipped you off about Her announcement, would you, understanding that the story would dominate headlines, and, knowing that in some ways she’s inextricably linked to Them forever, would you play it low key for a few days? Or would you say, whatever, f-ck it, I’m not changing my schedule. Full Story

Am I colour blind? That’s brown, right? The bag is brown. And she has it in black too. It’s Tom Ford. It is, as Sasha noted last year, 4 Gs. And she has two of them, Jennifer Aniston. Jen was in New York this weekend with fiancé Justin Theroux. Full Story

The Top Story on PEOPLE.com yesterday afternoon was “Jennifer Aniston’s Foodie Tour of Connecticut.”  Of course I clicked because Jennifer Aniston and food are things I don’t normally associate with each other. Not that I think she doesn’t eat – her personal chefs (yes, plural) have been profiled by Oprah, even getting teary-eyed about how amazing it is to work for Jennifer. Full Story

I hate red. I hate taffeta. Taffeta and red is like watching Big Bang Theory and Two And A Half Men back to back. It’s sh-t + sh-t, don’t care if it’s Valentino. And Jennifer Aniston chose to wear it last night at the Oscars. Look, credit to her for not wearing black again. But …that’s it. Full Story

The Academy has just announced that Jennifer Aniston will present at the Oscars. Pretty strong presenter list again this year: in addition to the Avengers and several nominees (including Ben Affleck, Jessica Chastain, and Jennifer Lawrence), Nicole Kidman, Halle Berry, Reese Witherspoon, and Sandra Bullock are also expected. Full Story

Did they actually do it? Are they making us f-cking wait for an announcement? God, why can’t anyone tell us for sure!?!? shouted Jen across the balcony... It’s imagined dialogue but is it totally implausible? Belinda White, the online fashion editor for The Daily Telegraph Full Story

Is Justin Theroux wearing a new pair of douchey (and darker) cut off jean shorts on holiday in Cabo, and was it just in time for NYE? No. Those are just his long jeans. And denim, in varying lengths, I suppose, is his only bright sun option, the only below-waist option for true artists and badasses. Full Story

Every time George Clooney makes a movie these days it’s considered an Oscar contender. Who wouldn’t want in on some of that action? Is that why Justin Theroux signed with CAA? His fiancée can help with that too. So while Brange is off with their nanny militia over in the Caribbean, the child-free celebrity circuit is counting down to 2013 on the other side -- she and Justin apparently had dinner with George and Stacy Keibler in Cabo the other night. Full Story

But first... Justin Theroux packs light. He’s still hardcore like that, you know? Even though he’s dating Jennifer Aniston and they’re spending the holidays at a luxury resort in Cabo, hosting friends like Emily Blunt, John Krasinski, Jimmy Kimmel and his fiancée Molly, all Justin really needs is a piece of paper and a pen, maybe a cup of coffee in a dark corner with his bike parked outside, so he can ride away with his thoughts at any moment, far from Hollywood, and he wouldn’t look back. Full Story

He’s all tats and leather, right? So New York cool on his motorbike, arty for life, so much so that a proper pair of board shorts, while on holiday in Mexico, would be a character violation... Check out Justin Theroux’s preferred swimwear in Cabo with Jennifer Aniston -- cut off jean shorts, in black, OF COURSE, with a leather belt, perfect for sunbathing, and a pageboy cap, because his head must not be hot enough. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux went shopping at Barneys in Beverly Hills the other day. According to the photo agency she was buying makeup. I don’t understand why Jennifer Aniston has to buy makeup. When she goes out someone does it for her. And when she’s not out to be seen, she probably has a standard go-to list of products she’s been using for years, which she can easily get delivered. Full Story

I have more to say but that was my first thought looking at these photos of Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux at the American Cinematheque Award Ceremony last night honouring Ben Stiller. Justin in particular seems super sweaty. Stiller of course worked with Jen on that Polly movie and they’re been close ever since. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston and fiancé Justin Theroux hit up the LACMA 2012 gala this weekend. She wore an amazing long black dress, daringly low cut. And it’s very well done too. You can barely, barely see the figure skating sheer holding it together. But it’s there in a few shots where she’s twisted in a way that the material creases slightly, almost imperceptibly. Full Story

(Lainey: Blake & Ryan were married in South Carolina, Hathaway & Portman chose big Sur, Justin Timberlake went to Italy -- the next celebrity destination wedding… Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux? I asked my friend Sara Graham from the travel presse Full Story