Today my mission is to get you guys to officially approve the creation of a subcategory of Girl Sh-t, called Naomi Sh-t. I’ll get down to the specifics of what Naomi Sh-t includes in a minute but first the story behind my inspiration, which is the news that one of the contestants from The Face is now f*cking Naomi’s boyfriend! Are you also having Models Inc flashbacks? Good, because this story just gets better. Full Story

There were two moments worth watching last night at the Billboard Music Awards: Chris Brown singing BADLY off-key, and all the drama that went down between Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, and Justin Bieber. More on this in a minute. First, let’s discuss fashion. HATE the white Atelier Versace on Gomez. Full Story

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chloe Sevigny -- don’t these two seem like the most natural enemies since cats and dogs? Since Kelly and Brenda? Since Mariah and all other performers? They’re both so pretentious but in slightly different ways, I can’t believe these two haven’t clashed before, but now it’s happening and it’s perfect. Full Story

Like handbags, Girl Sh-t comes in high end and low end. Low end would be, say, the housewives of whatever city. Slightly above that are the WAGs of whatever sport. For the luxury Girl Sh-t, you look to Anna Wintour. And, of course, my G. Have you seen this yet? Sasha sent it to me this morning. Full Story

Of Bradley Cooper, that is. While Alec Baldwin and Shia LaBeouf are trying to out-dick each other on Twitter, Renee Zellweger and Zoe Saldana were keeping it all class in the front row at the Miu Miu show in Paris today. Click here to see the collection. Full Story

They’re calling it “Hathahate”. Everyone was hating on Anne Hathaway after the Oscars. Not unlike the way the world loves to hate Gwyneth Paltrow, and for the last, oh, 15 years. Holy sh-t, it’s been 15 years since Gwyneth won her Oscar. As I wrote yesterday in the intro, while Jennifer Lawrence has become the universe’s beloved following her pale pink stumble on stage, Annie’s unpopularity has never been more intense. Full Story

If you’ve looked through these photos, you need no explanation. If not, by the end of this article, you will too love life. American Idol panelled on TCA yesterday featuring all judges, including, yes, Mimi and Nicki Minaj. And, well, journalists at the TCA, especially at panel sessions, don’t always have to kiss ass. Full Story

Girl Sh-t Is The Best Sh-t. It’s the running theme of this blog. It’s the founding principle of Gossip. Girl Sh-t Is The Best Sh-t, in all its various permutations. And we have several of them happening concurrently here: - Mega Ego Attention Whore vs Mega Ego Attention Whore - Veteran vs New Jack - (Fake) High Class vs Hustler Please. Full Story

US Weekly has a story about Lindsay Lohan from Tuesday night - she was at a club and Francesca Eastwood was there celebrating her birthday and some girl sh-t went down. Francesca Eastwood is Clint Eastwood’s daughter and she’s in that reality show his wife is doing on E! that I’m not sure anyone watches but that automatically means she’s a lower tier celebrity now. Full Story

There are so many ways to cut someone down. There is an art to cutting someone down. When it’s done right, it is a beautiful thing. And then we have Karl Lagerfeld. Who is a legend for creating beautiful things and now, in recent years, for saying many beautiful cutting things. Karl spoke to The Sun in the UK; the subject was British girls, in particular the Middletons: “Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette and she is the right girl for that boy. Full Story

The Amazing Spider-Man is doing very well. Click here if you missed Sarah’s review of the movie the other day. She has declared him the best Spider-Man ever. That, in combination with the film’s strong box office, means Garfield and his real-life girlfriend Emma Stone, have not bombed together, at least not professionally. Full Story

I wish all the girls could have been there last night at the Shirley MacLaine AFI event. Still, it was enough to make me want to watch it right now. Maybe tonight. Maybe Jacek will go out and leave me alone to cry at the television and I can put the True Blood screeners on hold until tomorrow. Duana and I just texted back and forth about this. Full Story

We’re inside 50 days now to the start of the Olympics. Have I mentioned that I am an Olympic whore? I love the Games. I cannot wait for some sh-t to go down Italian pool styles during the Games. Federica Pellegrini and Filippo Magnini are good for it. That girl was made for gossip. Their love was made in gossip. Full Story

We’re all a little hung-over from last night’s Vancouver Smut Soiree. I’m hanging onto my blowout for dear life. But it was fun, so fun! Lainey’s blind item reveals are my favourite—Dan Levy was so scandalized, I hope he recovered. It’s Friday, so let’s take a moment to enjoy Karl’s b-tch-beating fan. Full Story