The Top Story on PEOPLE.com yesterday afternoon was “Jennifer Aniston’s Foodie Tour of Connecticut.”  Of course I clicked because Jennifer Aniston and food are things I don’t normally associate with each other. Not that I think she doesn’t eat – her personal chefs (yes, plural) have been profiled by Oprah, even getting teary-eyed about how amazing it is to work for Jennifer. Full Story

I hate red. I hate taffeta. Taffeta and red is like watching Big Bang Theory and Two And A Half Men back to back. It’s sh-t + sh-t, don’t care if it’s Valentino. And Jennifer Aniston chose to wear it last night at the Oscars. Look, credit to her for not wearing black again. But …that’s it. Full Story

The Academy has just announced that Jennifer Aniston will present at the Oscars. Pretty strong presenter list again this year: in addition to the Avengers and several nominees (including Ben Affleck, Jessica Chastain, and Jennifer Lawrence), Nicole Kidman, Halle Berry, Reese Witherspoon, and Sandra Bullock are also expected. Full Story

It was Jennifer Aniston’s birthday on Monday. She’s 44 now. A monkey! PEOPLE Magazine celebrated their holiest day of the year with an article about, obviously, her hair. Jen’s been working in Connecticut on the untitled Elmore Leonard movie. Full Story

I got yelled at yesterday after I posted this article about Jennifer Aniston on the set of her new movie, based on Elmore Leonard’s The Switch. The synopsis is very similar to Ruthless People. So there was all kinds of rage about how this project is a rip-off and why can’t anyone come up with any original ideas. Full Story

Here’s a very blonde Jennifer Aniston in Greenwich, CT working on a new movie, “the untitled Elmore Leonard Project”. Last year it was announced that she and Dennis Quaid had signed onto a film adaptation of Leonard’s The Switch. Obviously they’re still trying to figure out what else to call it. Full Story

What would the People do if a year went by and Jen wasn’t in a movie? The People would find a way. And the People were smart to kick off the show last night with an all-time favourite. She went to Kimmel and he opened his first week out front in the new time slot, beating both Letterman and Leno. Full Story

Last night was Jimmy Kimmel’s first show in the 11:30pm time slot, going head to head with Jay Leno who he’s been trashing up and down for a while. Jay had Emma Stone on so Jimmy called up a friend to help him start this ratings war off proper: Jennifer Aniston. She’s a good friend. Full Story

I know the feeling. Our car broke down the other day when we were coming home from Tofino. Jacek remarked that I was surprisingly calm in comparison to what happens when I don't have wireless -- I turn into a mega c-nt, even more so than usual. Sh-tty wireless makes me crazy. And I'm now en route to LA to stay at a hotel that is notorious for its sh-tty wireless. Full Story

Did they actually do it? Are they making us f-cking wait for an announcement? God, why can’t anyone tell us for sure!?!? shouted Jen across the balcony... It’s imagined dialogue but is it totally implausible? Belinda White, the online fashion editor for The Daily Telegraph Full Story

Is Justin Theroux wearing a new pair of douchey (and darker) cut off jean shorts on holiday in Cabo, and was it just in time for NYE? No. Those are just his long jeans. And denim, in varying lengths, I suppose, is his only bright sun option, the only below-waist option for true artists and badasses. Full Story

Every time George Clooney makes a movie these days it’s considered an Oscar contender. Who wouldn’t want in on some of that action? Is that why Justin Theroux signed with CAA? His fiancée can help with that too. So while Brange is off with their nanny militia over in the Caribbean, the child-free celebrity circuit is counting down to 2013 on the other side -- she and Justin apparently had dinner with George and Stacy Keibler in Cabo the other night. Full Story

But first... Justin Theroux packs light. He’s still hardcore like that, you know? Even though he’s dating Jennifer Aniston and they’re spending the holidays at a luxury resort in Cabo, hosting friends like Emily Blunt, John Krasinski, Jimmy Kimmel and his fiancée Molly, all Justin really needs is a piece of paper and a pen, maybe a cup of coffee in a dark corner with his bike parked outside, so he can ride away with his thoughts at any moment, far from Hollywood, and he wouldn’t look back. Full Story