Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher spent the weekend in St Tropez with Princess Beatrice, her boyfriend, and some other blue bloods. Mila’s been in England filming for a couple of months. Ashton has been there with her almost the whole time. It’s very, very serious. Photo Assumption tells me it’s very, very serious. Full Story

Here’s a gossipy coincidence: Mila Kunis is currently in London working on the Wachowskis’ Jupiter Ascending with Channing Tatum. Spotted in London today: Ashton Kutcher, her Shame F-ck turned bonafide, and Macaulay Culkin, her ex-boyfriend for many, many years. From one extreme to the next, non? Kutcher is in England, presumably, to spend time with Mila while she’s shooting. Full Story

Duana was on me over email before 7am this morning: “This spectacular Mila Kunis interview? Yes, right?” I was still rushing out the open and shouts and had no idea what she was talking about. So she sent me the link. And again, with the accompanying comment: “It is spectacular. Full Story

I recoiled just now looking at Mila Kunis’s two most recent red carpet looks -- in Russia last night and London tonight to promote Oz: The Great And Powerful. The wine-coloured dress is Versace. The grey strapless is McQueen. On someone else? Maybe. On Mila Kunis? It’s not working… What?!? I know, right? It’s Mila Kunis! Then it occurred to me… I just assumed, given her beauty, that Mila Kunis is a consistent red carpet performer. Full Story

Oz: The Great And Powerful covers The Hollywood Reporter this week. It’s a good “business of Hollywood” article on Disney’s $200 million big hope and, instead of kissing the studio’s ass, asks the question: will Oz be an Alice In Wonderland, or will it be more like John Carter? Some of that responsibility falls on James Franco in the title role…even though he was actually the third choice to play the part. Full Story

Oz: The Great And Powerful premiered last night in Hollywood. Mila Kunis, Rachel Weisz, and Michelle Williams, who play the three witches, were all making fashion statements. Least favourite: Mila Kunis. Whatever it was it looked like Marchesa. Ashton Kutcher showed up at the event too, only he tried to go undercover. Full Story

I call it the Beckham move. It’s always a hand on the thigh, possessively, when they’re seated. With those two, it always looks practised, almost calculated: You don’t even know how hot it is when you can’t see. Here are Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher at the Laker game last night. Full Story

PEOPLE Magazine’s new issue features a sad Demi Moore on the cover. Click here if you missed yesterday’s coverage. The same night she stepped out in New York to host the Girls Like Us benefit gala. Coincidence or conspiracy? It’s not like the event wouldn’t have been on PEOPLE’s entertainment calendar. Full Story

It’s not that I don’t agree: Mila Kunis is indeed sexy. SUPER sexy. Totally understandable that she’s been named Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive. And in doing so, they just gave Ashton Kutcher several more inches to drag along with a limp. Our thoughts are with Demi Moore who just keeps eating it, over and over and over again. Full Story

He’s a Chicago Bears fan. So his girls have to be Chicago Bears fans too, I guess? Five years ago, he actually recruited an entire family. See attached photos. Seven years ago, today, he married Demi Moore. This weekend it’s Mila Kunis in Bears gear, Mila whose hand he’s holding, Mila who gets to kiss him, Mila looking up at him with pouty face while they’re out for dinner in New York. Full Story

It happened a year ago, exactly. It was a Friday night, the day before their 6th wedding anniversary. Ashton Kutcher was in San Diego at the Hard Rock. There were hot tubs and young girls. One of them, if I recall without Google, was called Sarah Teal. Or was it Leal? Anyway, the tabloids got hold of it and then Demi posted cryptic messages on Twitter and they tried for a while to make it work and then she decided to leave him and then she went to rehab for doing whip-its. Full Story

But to someone else... Exactly a year ago, Demi Moore was getting ready to celebrate her sixth wedding anniversary with Ashton Kutcher. Then he went to San Diego, got into a hot tub with a few young girls, who sold their stories to the tabloids, and, well, she stopped eating. It’s over now and while Demi is still trying to find her way, Ashton made a quick and complete recovery. Full Story

Good God Mila Kunis. GOOD GOD. I posted yesterday about Mila and Ashton Kutcher at the Dodgers game the other night. They shared food. In public. At a sporting event. And if that’s not bad enough... THEY WERE WITH HER PARENTS. More photos have now been released of Mila and Ashton flirting with each other as her parents sat on her other side. Full Story

Oh God. Mila. Mila. What the f-ck? Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher watched the Dodgers lose to the Giants last night. The tv cameras cut away to them often. They held hands the entire time, even while sharing ice cream? fries? Whatever. You know for a dude like Ashton, that’s a relationship declaration. Full Story