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Puppies & Tom to the rescue

March 19, 2013 14:37:33 Posted at March 19, 2013 14:37:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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JB Nicholas/ Splash

I am in a rage this morning. There is nothing more infuriating than waking up in a hotel room at 5am to sh-tty internet. Oh no, wait. I know what’s more infuriating. What’s more infuriating is calling the front desk and being told that, yeah, it’s normal, our internet service goes up and down all the time in the same tone of voice you might say good morning to someone. Full Story

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March 19, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

March 19, 2013 14:17:54 Posted at March 19, 2013 14:17:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Carol-Anne! Dr Hendry! Happy Birthday to the one with the gorgeous blue eyes with love from Susan, with whom you have shared sushi, smut, and the last 33 years. You know, women are so institutionalised around the idea of that One True Love being romantic and male. But...why can’t our One True Love be our best friend? It seems like you are that for each other. Full Story

Selena Gomez: you shut me up

March 18, 2013 20:53:37 Posted at March 18, 2013 20:53:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, London Ent/ Splash

FINE! You made me eat your sh-t on Selena Gomez’s hair, Real Or Fake last week and I deserved to eat your sh-t. Because I thought it looked real and you were all like, no you dickhead, it is NOT real. Because it grew too fast and too thick and something about the pieces being even or not even, only I can’t remember because too many of you were shouting, including my Hair, Real Or Fake mentor, Caleigh Full Story

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When can Harry hold Cressida’s hand?

March 18, 2013 20:34:54 Posted at March 18, 2013 20:34:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jesal / Tanna/ Splash

Prince Harry went out with friends the other night in London. Not an unusual occurrence, except that Cressida Bonas, his girlfriend, was in the group. Well that adds another dimension to the “I Love You” phase in a relationship, non? On top of when to say it and how long to wait before saying it, when you’re royal, of the Windsor House, does it come with extras? Like, how long do they have to be together for before they allow themselves, knowingly, to be photographed in the same frame in public, at a rugby match or something. Full Story

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The St Patrick’s Day Royal Bun

March 18, 2013 19:50:56 Posted at March 18, 2013 19:50:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Katy Cambridge recycled her green coat. Whatever. Can we focus instead on that really, REALLY bad hairstyle? She’s 31. The only excuse for this hairstyle is Middleton Style. The worst style. Because she can wear her hair up in so many other different, less old lady wedding ways. Stop. I consider a chignon totally old lady mall wedding too. Full Story

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Dating Portraits

March 18, 2013 19:02:32 Posted at March 18, 2013 19:02:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is this... how it’s done now? I haven’t been single in a long time. I guess these days when you’re single and then suddenly not single you not only update your status on the social networking, if you’re Tiger Woods, you also have PROFESSIONAL PORTRAITS taken to post on Facebook Full Story

Smutty Tingles

March 18, 2013 18:33:04 Posted at March 18, 2013 18:33:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am working on this post in the business centre sitting 2 feet away from the man who created the Khaleesi wondering what would happen to me if I was a bigger nerd. Or if he was JK Rowling.

If only Anderson Cooper could suck the collagen and the Botox out with his mouth (Dlisted)

So... I really wanted to click “play” on this trailer but you’ll understand now why I can’t? (Too Fab)

Mother of a child star -- it’s always the same, isn’t it? (The Superficial)

Miley in a bikini and still no Liam (Just Jared)

Are these two dating? They should (Hollywood Tuna)

No. Still not as cute as Tom Hardy and the puppy (Pop Sugar)

Emma Watson will not play an unformed young woman who will give up everything for love (Cele|bitchy)

Zac Efron studiedly unkempt (Socialite Life)

As IF Kristen Stewart would collect Robert Pattinson up in a limo and not a red vintage pick-up truck! (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Um, Stephenie Meyer should have been the one in the spotlight but Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson sacrificed themselves for her...? WHAT? (I'm Not Obsessed)
 

A voice. One.

March 18, 2013 17:50:05 Posted at March 18, 2013 17:50:05
Duana Posted by Duana

Girls Season 2 Episode 10 recap Years ago, still in school and just out of it, I fell in love for the first time. We spent almost every waking hour together, making the fact that he did not love me even more poignant - or more pointless, depending on your perspective. We were both romantics, though, and we both professed to really want to meet someone, and spent a lot of time talking about "someone you’d get up out of bed for, if they called at 3 AM". Full Story

A Perm for an Oscar?

March 18, 2013 17:14:38 Posted at March 18, 2013 17:14:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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INF

Bradley Cooper was papped on the set of the upcoming David O Russell movie with perm rollers in his head. He's previously mentioned that he was trying out a perm for a role. I suppose that's why his hair looked so sh-t during award season. But worth it, right? David O Russell directed Coop to his first Oscar nomination in Silver Linings Playbook. Full Story

Bow down to Beyonce

March 18, 2013 16:20:06 Posted at March 18, 2013 16:20:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Beyonce released a new track on her Tumblr yesterday. It’s called Bow Down/ I Been On. I’ve attached below. Here are some of the lyrics, not unlike other rap lyrics, only she doesn’t get to boast about dick size:  I know when you were little girls You dreamt of being in my world Don’t forget it Respect that Bow down bitches I took my time to live my life But don’t think I’m just his little wife Don’t get it twisted this is my sh-t Huge ego, totally, a standard subject in hiphop/R&B lyrics, and a natural progression for the Beysus, considering that she’s gone from Independent Woman wearing a Halo to the Mother of the Earth in whose presence we should all bow down? Most of the people dropping braggy verses however are male. Full Story