This is Beysus in Elie Saab at the premiere last night for her HBO documentary Life Is But A Dream, about Beyonce, interviewed by Beyonce, directed by Beyonce. I reviewed the film yesterday. Click here if you missed it. In short, Beyonce’s direction totally sucks and this is why you have to watch. Full Story

As you know, Justin Timberlake’s The 20/20 Experience, his first new album in years, drops in March. Another song, Mirrors, has been released online. This is the one you can sing at/to your friends in the car in the summer. This is the one Mrs Timberlake sings to herself when she’s in her car by herself. Full Story

Beyonce Beyonce, everywhere Beyonce. 2013 has been all about Beyonce. Tonight is President Obama’s State of the Union address. Will it be inspired by Beyonce? Here’s Beyonce on the cover of the March issue of Vogue which, gloat alert!, I reported back in December 21 Full Story

Better than the time her husband jumped on her head on their wedding day on the cover of PEOPLE Magazine? Maybe. Because that was in Italy. And there was no live television audience. At the Grammys though, she was front row. Seated beside Beysus. And Jay-Z poured champagne for her. And sometimes her husband put his hand on her thigh all Beckham style and she was grateful. Full Story

Will she? B’s been criticised this week for stealing all the lights at the Super Bowl and not being Madonna enough or being too into herself or showing off too much skin or cockblocking the girls of Destiny’s Child and, of course, not wanting to look ugly so... I mean... She could decide to turn down her Beyonce for the Grammys on Sunday. Full Story

After the off-brand BuzzFeed debacle -- Beyonce can’t be ugly! (seriously has anyone heard from the publicist Yvette? I’m worried for her) -- Beyoncé yesterday announced that her Mrs Carter World Tour tickets will be very accessibly priced, with tickets as low as $45 (and as high as $1300 for VIP packages). Full Story

My favourite, favourite, FAVOURITE story of the week... So there’s Beyonce at the Super Bowl, destroying the stage with her thighs and wind machines. And the praise is universal. They raved. They marvelled. They called her the new King of Pop Full Story

I’ve spent the last 20 minutes trying to decide which moments from the Beyonce Bowl to turn into GIFs but there are too many. The whole performance was a GIF, non? There are too many facial expressions. There was too much weave-thrashing right up at the crowd. There are too many times she goes from shock to anger to sexy to surprisingly sweet in a matter of 5 seconds. Full Story

Beyonce did everything but levitate yesterday at her press conference. But then again, you know she’s saving it for the main show. That was just her opening act. Beyonce opens for herself. With the national anthem, live-live this time, and not just half-live, and now considered this year’s version of the mic drop belly rub. Full Story

Here’s Beyonce in New Orleans where she’s been working on her half time show for the Super Bowl this Sunday. This is my current first world problem: we’re having Chinese New Year family dinner that night in Toronto where, again, I don’t have PVR. And now I’m worried my slingbox won’t work. Full Story

Beyonce was remarkably restrained yesterday at the inauguration, don’t you think? Just imagine what it could have been: Instead of opening her number with her back to the million, legs spread apart, and an ass jiggle followed by a hair whip before singing the first bars of The Star Spangled Banner, Beysus surveyed her people majestically, without a coat on, of course. Full Story

I am all up in this Inauguration Porn. Can’t get enough. Beyonce just sang. And she was great. So I promise you, or I warn you, whichever is more appropriate, there will be another Beyonce post either later today or tomorrow when more pictures are available. For now, here she is, arriving with Jay-Z, and dressed like it’s the Oscars. Full Story

God I wish I could see Beyonce’s ego take a dump on Justin Timberlake’s face. If Pips had pulled that slink-away pussy sh-t on Beysus the way he did with Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl, he would not have got off so easy. B also made an announcement today, hijacking the Oscar nominations. Full Story