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As I first reported exclusively last November, Jessica Biel has landed Vogue. Poor Victoria Beckham. Anna’s giving away Vogue covers to B list actors now and Posh STILL can’t get it done. Jessica Biel has never carried a movie. She’s never been the lead. She’s not the first phone call for a romcom, a period drama, a courtroom thriller, an epic, a superhero franchise, or – please! – an Oscar bait project. Full Story
They were married a year ago this past weekend and Josh Duhamel celebrated by surprising Fergie with a vow renewal ceremony on top of a bluff overlooking the ocean the other day. Apparently she was super emotional and blubbered through the whole thing and then they had dinner and flew back home. Full Story
The year’s first major awards show is less than a week away. And George Clooney insists he’s not campaigning. Sure. But given that he’s paraded his Ely on almost every carpet since they started dating last summer, it is very likely that he’ll show up with her at the Golden Globes on Sunday. Full Story
Clooney and Anna Kendrick and Vera Farmiga were on the cover of Entertainment Weekly last week and the interview was charming. He has a lot of affection for young Anna. He concedes that she steals the movie, and she does, and he also answers that ubiquitous question: Team Edward or Team Jacob? George Clooney says TEAM ANNA. Full Story
If you live with your boyfriend. There was a story in a tabloid recently about Carrie Underwood moving in with Mike Fisher. Apparently she finds this offensive. Like Miss Religious and Demure would ever, ever do such a thing. So she decided to debunk the rumour online with a statement:"I read something recently that a certain someone and I were moving in together. Full Story
If you watch this video, you will have to restrain yourself from doing bad things. Because JailBait will pour acid all over your last f-cking nerve. Dean somehow found this. And you can watch me address it on camera tonight on etalk – a behind the scenes video of Miley Cyrus first being interviewed by twins, and then by the dad, speaking in that grating voice, like, this and like that, and like, whatever, and like cool, and like nailpolish y’all. Full Story
She’s persistent. And she’s already trying to sort out a Plan B. Plan A, obviously, is to keep clinging to Pippy even though he’s trying to fling her. But just like she once schemed to lock him down, crashing party after party to hook it up, Shelf Ass Jessica Biel is resourceful. A hungry bitch always lines up her next meal. Full Story
Am trying to figure out exactly what Jessica Alba has to contribute to the Clinton Global Initiative. It’s a great photo opportunity, of course, but aside from defacing United Way property and then blaming others for her own ignorance, what’s she bringing to the conversation?
Oh look, there’s Brad Pitt. He’s building homes for the displaced in New Orleans. And that’s Bono who is working to end poverty in Africa. Yeah Jessica Alba too. She vandalised Oklahoma City by putting up shark posters covering billboards for services that help disadvantaged families in the community.
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This is Carrie Underwood yesterday at the City of Hope Celebrity Softball Challenge. Country Bitch likes to give back when there’s a big audience. Have received a few emails lately asking to verify that Country Bitch has let go of Mike Fisher, hoping that Country Bitch has let go of Mike Fisher. Full Story
And Evangeline Lilly could have totally been Angelina Jolie. This is what she’s telling Women’s Health. “It frustrates (producers) that they've given me this chance to become the next Angelia Jolie" but apparently Evangeline never wanted that for herself. Remember, this is also a girl who feels her beauty has always been a burden. Full Story