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Cheese Champers!

January 15, 2010 16:28:58 Posted at January 15, 2010 16:28:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember when drunk ass Mimi sprinkled her amazingness all over the stage at the Palm Springs Film Festival last week? She explained afterwards that she kept enjoying “splashes” of champagne throughout the night. This kills me.The Splashes. Full Story

Shelfy Vogue

January 15, 2010 07:45:56 Posted at January 15, 2010 07:45:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I first reported exclusively last November, Jessica Biel has landed Vogue. Poor Victoria Beckham. Anna’s giving away Vogue covers to B list actors now and Posh STILL can’t get it done. Jessica Biel has never carried a movie. She’s never been the lead. She’s not the first phone call for a romcom, a period drama, a courtroom thriller, an epic, a superhero franchise, or – please! – an Oscar bait project. Full Story

Forgiveness vows

January 11, 2010 09:42:10 Posted at January 11, 2010 09:42:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They were married a year ago this past weekend and Josh Duhamel celebrated by surprising Fergie with a vow renewal ceremony on top of a bluff overlooking the ocean the other day. Apparently she was super emotional and blubbered through the whole thing and then they had dinner and flew back home. Full Story

Clooney opportunities

January 11, 2010 06:59:39 Posted at January 11, 2010 06:59:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The year’s first major awards show is less than a week away. And George Clooney insists he’s not campaigning. Sure. But given that he’s paraded his Ely on almost every carpet since they started dating last summer, it is very likely that he’ll show up with her at the Golden Globes on Sunday. Full Story

George’s “no campaign” campaign

January 8, 2010 06:55:13 Posted at January 8, 2010 06:55:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Clooney and Anna Kendrick and Vera Farmiga were on the cover of Entertainment Weekly last week and the interview was charming. He has a lot of affection for young Anna. He concedes that she steals the movie, and she does, and he also answers that ubiquitous question: Team Edward or Team Jacob? George Clooney says TEAM ANNA. Full Story

Country Bitch is judging you…

November 16, 2009 15:58:03 Posted at November 16, 2009 15:58:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you live with your boyfriend. There was a story in a tabloid recently about Carrie Underwood moving in with Mike Fisher. Apparently she finds this offensive. Like Miss Religious and Demure would ever, ever do such a thing. So she decided to debunk the rumour online with a statement:"I read something recently that a certain someone and I were moving in together. Full Story

Restrain yourself

November 6, 2009 09:12:03 Posted at November 6, 2009 09:12:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you watch this video, you will have to restrain yourself from doing bad things. Because JailBait will pour acid all over your last f-cking nerve. Dean somehow found this. And you can watch me address it on camera tonight on etalk – a behind the scenes video of Miley Cyrus first being interviewed by twins, and then by the dad, speaking in that grating voice, like, this and like that, and like, whatever, and like cool, and like nailpolish y’all. Full Story

Shelfy keeps dreaming

October 14, 2009 13:40:53 Posted at October 14, 2009 13:40:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s persistent. And she’s already trying to sort out a Plan B. Plan A, obviously, is to keep clinging to Pippy even though he’s trying to fling her. But just like she once schemed to lock him down, crashing party after party to hook it up, Shelf Ass Jessica Biel is resourceful. A hungry bitch always lines up her next meal. Full Story

Friday, September 25, 2009
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Dear Gossips,

Am trying to figure out exactly what Jessica Alba has to contribute to the Clinton Global Initiative. It’s a great photo opportunity, of course, but aside from defacing United Way property and then blaming others for her own ignorance, what’s she bringing to the conversation?

Oh look, there’s Brad Pitt. He’s building homes for the displaced in New Orleans. And that’s Bono who is working to end poverty in Africa. Yeah Jessica Alba too. She vandalised Oklahoma City by putting up shark posters covering billboards for services that help disadvantaged families in the community.

Please.

It’s Friday. Am online all day.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey


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Don’t talk about her concrete tits

September 10, 2009 09:03:16 Posted at September 10, 2009 09:03:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well… At least she’s not denying it. Victoria Beckham appears on the cover of October issue of Elle Magazine. Horrid photo – click here for a refresher. New pages from inside have just been released – see them here Full Story

Country Bitch hometown for his birthday

June 11, 2009 08:21:48 Posted at June 11, 2009 08:21:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Carrie Underwood yesterday at the City of Hope Celebrity Softball Challenge. Country Bitch likes to give back when there’s a big audience. Have received a few emails lately asking to verify that Country Bitch has let go of Mike Fisher, hoping that Country Bitch has let go of Mike Fisher. Full Story

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Sit DOWN Emile Hirsch

June 3, 2009 12:42:00 Posted at June 3, 2009 12:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Laura is still bitter about the fact that I made her leave the Du Cap that night in Cannes while Robert Pattinson was still there on the terrace. Click here Full Story

Anyone can be Angelina Jolie

May 26, 2009 10:49:00 Posted at May 26, 2009 10:49:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And Evangeline Lilly could have totally been Angelina Jolie. This is what she’s telling Women’s Health. “It frustrates (producers) that they've given me this chance to become the next Angelia Jolie" but apparently Evangeline never wanted that for herself. Remember, this is also a girl who feels her beauty has always been a burden. Full Story