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Unbelievable, outrageous, or ridiculous celebrity statements or moves worthy of this kind of reply.

Angie and the salon scammer are the same

August 19, 2010 09:48:18 Posted at August 19, 2010 09:48:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They’re both UNCOOL. So there’s some broad who ran a salon in Beverly Hills who’s been charged with fraud after ripping off several celebrities from a credit card scam. Jennifer Aniston was one of them. On Good Morning America today she was asked about the situation and, descriptive as always, Jen said “We had a situation that was not cool so I just stopped going to her”, which also happens to be how she described Angelina Jolie when the Jolie talked about having a good time at work with Brad Pitt. Full Story

Drew studied the dictionary

August 11, 2010 10:06:45 Posted at August 11, 2010 10:06:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gorgeous Drew Barrymore showed up with big hair and a meh dress that thinks it’s cooler than it is last night to the Nylon + Express party in West Hollywood. Drew is on the cover of the current issue of Nylon and is also promoting her film Going the Distance, due in theatres August 27th which, well, is pretty much the weekend movies commit suicide. Full Story

Same Old Lohans

July 15, 2010 12:15:00 Posted at July 15, 2010 12:15:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab to detox in advance of her ninety-day jail stint. This is not a bad idea. Get through the worst of it before being confronted with the reality going to jail, which will be emotionally brutal enough without adding the shakes into it. Full Story

Sit DOWN Skarsgard

April 19, 2010 09:13:32 Posted at April 19, 2010 09:13:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You don’t get to invite the attention and then complain about it 5 minutes later just because the booze makes you a little ‘roidy, especially not when your anorexic girlfriend was allegedly homewrecking Gwyneth Paltrow’s house just a few months ago and needed an immediate fix to save her reputation. Full Story

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Who looks a bit tight?

April 9, 2010 09:01:48 Posted at April 9, 2010 09:01:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Demi Moore showed up at the premiere of The Joneses last night in Hollywood in a very flattering pink dress, showing off her great legs, accompanied by her husband and daughter, and well... appearing as though it was quite an effort for her to smile. Not because she’s sad inside but because it takes a while to get the muscles moving when they’ve been frozen. Full Story

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Oscar Posh

February 15, 2010 12:50:51 Posted at February 15, 2010 12:50:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Victoria Beckham showed her 4th collection yesterday at a private gathering, eschewing a major runway presentation for a smaller, intimate gathering for fashion insiders and buyers. The reviews have been largely positive. It would appear that Victoria Beckham Roland Mouret has a knack for design. Or she’s hired someone who does. Full Story

Nashville gets GOOPed

February 8, 2010 09:52:02 Posted at February 8, 2010 09:52:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow is in Nashville, production is now underway on Love Don’t Let Me Down. When she’s not shooting, G has been popping into the local posh spots including an evening out at Patterson House the other night. She was joined by 3 girls. And while she was there, I’m told from multiple sources that the entire place, the security, the door, the bar, everyone was on high alert. Full Story

Cheese Champers!

January 15, 2010 16:28:58 Posted at January 15, 2010 16:28:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember when drunk ass Mimi sprinkled her amazingness all over the stage at the Palm Springs Film Festival last week? She explained afterwards that she kept enjoying “splashes” of champagne throughout the night. This kills me.The Splashes. Full Story

Shelfy Vogue

January 15, 2010 07:45:56 Posted at January 15, 2010 07:45:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I first reported exclusively last November, Jessica Biel has landed Vogue. Poor Victoria Beckham. Anna’s giving away Vogue covers to B list actors now and Posh STILL can’t get it done. Jessica Biel has never carried a movie. She’s never been the lead. She’s not the first phone call for a romcom, a period drama, a courtroom thriller, an epic, a superhero franchise, or – please! – an Oscar bait project. Full Story

Forgiveness vows

January 11, 2010 09:42:10 Posted at January 11, 2010 09:42:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They were married a year ago this past weekend and Josh Duhamel celebrated by surprising Fergie with a vow renewal ceremony on top of a bluff overlooking the ocean the other day. Apparently she was super emotional and blubbered through the whole thing and then they had dinner and flew back home. Full Story

Clooney opportunities

January 11, 2010 06:59:39 Posted at January 11, 2010 06:59:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The year’s first major awards show is less than a week away. And George Clooney insists he’s not campaigning. Sure. But given that he’s paraded his Ely on almost every carpet since they started dating last summer, it is very likely that he’ll show up with her at the Golden Globes on Sunday. Full Story