Karl Lagerfeld: Manorexic Unites the World
Only Karl could bring Lindsay and Paris and Jessica together on one night and make them all not only bow at his jewel encrusted couture feet but also restrain from scratching each others’ eyes out during the course of the evening. Here are Lindsay and Paris, supposedly friends again after the Brandon Davis debacle. And then Lindsay and Jessica whose hair gays got into a scrap a few weeks ago. You’ll also recall Lindsay ratting out Jessie doing blow over text message on Paris’s Sidekick last year. And then of course those rumours recently that she was trying to get herself hooked up with Nick. So much drama, so little space, and so little patience from La Karl the Sage, who probably told these girls it was futile fighting each other when they should be fighting fat instead. Yay for starvation! Long live Lagerfeld!