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August 13, 2009 09:51:41 Posted at August 13, 2009 09:51:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Let’s talk about tits.

Most of the talk around tits in Hollywood is focused on the augmentations. Today’s talk around tits will highlight those celebrities who’ve actually downsized.

I am a generously sized person, 5 ft 3, who has never been happy with what I have. I would like to be littler. Much littler. I just prefer it for myself. On Salma Hayek, I prefer them just the way they are. It’s all about the individual. So before you overreactors start overreacting, this is a personal preference not a generalisation.

For me, as I’ve said many times before, it’s because clothes never fit right. I take one size every where, but a size up in the chest. This makes shopping complicated, especially a strapless dress.

If I had it my way, I’d get mine taken down. Jacek however has threatened with divorce. And not facetiously. He would seriously leave me immediately.

We talk about this a lot with our friend Kiu. Kiu is a legs and ass man, doesn’t care about breasts. Jacek loves breasts.

In fact (STOP READING NOW IF PERSONAL DETAILS MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE) one of his favourite things to do is to come up behind me and cup them at the most uncomfortable moments, like when I’m panfrying potstickers in my kick ass wok. I have the best wok ever. My mother gave it to me for our wedding. She says it took her years to find. A good wok represents the health of your household. Don’t even buy a cheap sh-t wok.

Anyway, me when he pulls these shenanigans:

F-ck off. What the f-ck are you doing???

His response is always:

I’m being supportive.


He thinks this is the funniest sh-t ever.

Anyway, the Daily Beast devoted a post today on celebrity reductions on the heels of Kelly Osbourne’s comments that she wants hers made smaller before her wedding with a gallery of celebrities who’ve elected to go flatter.

Did you know about Jennifer Connelly?

She denies it. Do you believe her?

Click here
to see the rest.

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