The stars shine on Channing Tatum

June 25, 2013 18:49:31 Posted at June 25, 2013 18:49:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I wrote about blind spots in today’s open. Channing Tatum has become my blind spot. As far as I’m concerned right now, Channing Tatum can do no wrong, even if his movie is sh-t. Really. How many people in the last 3 years have played it better than Channing Tatum? Great strategery AND even crazier, he’s NICE. So nice that I recently invented a new game, like a where’s Waldo, except the Waldo is the one person who has a Channing Tatum douchebag story – everywhere I go, everyone I meet, it’s always, come on, tell me a Channing Tatum douchebag story, you must have heard something. And no one has. It might not exist, a Channing Tatum douchebag story.

If you are a believer in good people earn their good fortune, well, the stars are shining on Channing Tatum. Channing Tatum is riding such a hot streak that even though he couldn’t possibly have planned it, his baby daughter arrived just in time for his press tour for White House Down. And now the MiniVan Majority gets to listen to him sigh contentedly about fatherhood with the Magic Mike DVD on mute in the background.

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