Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Mike Tyson, and Andy Dick were all at the Scary Movie 5 premiere last night. Well there’s a sober combination. Is Charlie going for her breast? As payback for all the cash money he’s fronted her? According to TMZ Full Story

There’s an article in The Hollywood Reporter this week about Debmar-Mercury’s potentially revolutionizing formula for television syndication, and I wanted to read it and think about the future of TV, but I got stuck on one of the details in the article. Debmar’s syndication deal is a “10/90” structure, meaning they make a ten-episode first season, and if that hits pre-determined ratings marks, another 90 episodes is automatically ordered and produced. Full Story

After one of the most public, bizarre, and entertaining meltdowns in modern entertainment memory, Charlie Sheen is returning to TV, and he’s celebrating his comeback with a cover profile in Rolling Stone. Sheen’s new show, Anger Management, airs on FX later this month. Full Story

Remember how you all yelled at me when I said I was enjoying Charlie Sheen’s TORNADO OF AWESOME earlier this year? At the time I noted that his behavior, as bizarre as it was, was ultimately about a contract dispute and I believed that he could rein it in when needed. Full Story

“Top” lists to me are weird. Some names on the lists I totally, totally understand. Others... ???Askmen.com has announced its annual Top 49 Most Influential Men of 2011 list. Steve Jobs is #1. Completely. Sure. Seal Team Six is #2. Fine. Then Larry Page and Warren Buffett which, HUH? to them being back to back, right?The only celebrity male to make the top 5?Kanye West. Full Story

Written by Sarah My friend AB came up with a great term to describe how Charlie Sheen has sunk his TORNADO OF AWESOME—she called it the “torpedo of awesome”. Brilliant term, because “torpedoed” is exactly what Sheen has done to his run of hilarious and highly entertaining crazy. Full Story

Written by Sarah I’ve been very enthusiastic in my support of Charlie Sheen’s TORNADO OF AWESOME over the last couple of weeks. I refuse to call it a “meltdown” or a “trainwreck” or a “downward spiral”. Full Story

No really…why? Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen – they should totally be together. Is there a more perfect couple? These assholes deserve each other! It’s a mystery why they split! As you know, they’ve been fighting forever about their kids, over money, terms of the divorce… now a voice message that Charlie left for Denise three years ago that was included in their court documents has somehow leaked to the tabloids. Full Story

Have you been to Niagara Falls? If you’ve been, you know that one of the most popular tourist attractions is the barrel photo - a picture taken of you inside a barrel perched in front of the falls made to look like you’re going down. There’s a hilarious one of my mother in the barrel from back in the 70s. Full Story

Good form would be to refrain from warring publicly. To let the lawyers do the talking, like Paul McCartney, and take the high road. Charlie Sheen doesn"t even know what the high road looks like. Why would he? Especially against a low road whore like Denise Richards...his ex wife? Denise of course is currently out and about promoting that waste of sh*t reality show of hers in which she exploits her girls. Full Story

Martin Sheen was honoured last night with the Stella Adler Studio of Acting Marlon Brando Award. On the carpet Marlon was asked by Page Six to comment on his slag of an ex daughter in law and her plans to prostitute her children on reality tv. Full Story

Incredibly, Denise Richards was granted permission yesterday by a judge to go ahead with a reality show featuring her children – over Charlie Sheen’s protests. With recommended restrictions. Which means she can exploit her kids in exchange for a career. That judge must have been one of her old Heidi Fleiss clients. Full Story

The lying skankbag is at it again. And few are skankier than Denise Richards. Quick recap: Widely rumoured to be an alleged one-time employee of Heidi Fleiss, Denise then met Charlie Sheen, they married, they had a child. And then began the lies. She accused him of pervy behaviour and filed for divorce while heavily pregnant with their second. Full Story

On the one hand leaking sordid details of Charlie Sheen’s alleged disturbing behaviour to gossip columns and tabloids, on the other Denise Richards is begging for a sympathy from anyone who will listen. This time it’s a member of the gossip oldschool – that delightful old bat Cindy Adams who interviewed Denise about her acrimonious divorce. Full Story