The lying skankbag is at it again. And few are skankier than Denise Richards. Quick recap: Widely rumoured to be an alleged one-time employee of Heidi Fleiss, Denise then met Charlie Sheen, they married, they had a child. And then began the lies. She accused him of pervy behaviour and filed for divorce while heavily pregnant with their second. Full Story

While the real stars kept out of sight during Golden Globe weekend, the D List was out in full bloom, with Tori Spelling and KFed Junior leading the way at a few of the gifting suites. Here’s Junior doing what he does best – freeloading off of someone else’s generosity alongside both his bank accounts: his eyesore of a wife, of course, and his son Liam. Full Story

No question, Denise Richards’s golddiggery talents are amateurish compared to Heather Mills but still… she’s honing her craft and practising every day. Especially since Heather’s recent ranting has probably served as inspiration. So would you believe that Denise took her girls to the petting zoo on Monday and voila – the paps just happened to show up? And snap the most beautiful, most adorable family photo ever? Denise is such a devoted and doting mother … can’t you tell? A for effort. Full Story

On the one hand leaking sordid details of Charlie Sheen’s alleged disturbing behaviour to gossip columns and tabloids, on the other Denise Richards is begging for a sympathy from anyone who will listen. This time it’s a member of the gossip oldschool – that delightful old bat Cindy Adams who interviewed Denise about her acrimonious divorce. Full Story

Denise Richards filed court documents in her increasingly acrimonious court battle with Charlie Sheen last week and somehow… shocker! … a few of those pages have made it into the hands of reporters, now printed for our smutty pleasure. Of course this just days after Charlie released a scathing statement of his own denouncing his ex wife as an opportunistic lying bitch who is only raising these allegations against him because her career is in the crapper and because she’s jealous he’s found someone else, AFTER her attempt at reconciliation ended in rejection. Full Story

Kid Rock is currently promoting a new album. At the same time, his ex wife is making headlines for her engagement to Rick Salomon…yet another all star. Curious timing, non? So Kid grants an interview with Rolling Stone and offers his take about what happened last year in Vancouver – when Denise Richards attacked two elderly ladies with a laptop and when Pam’s publicist (at the time) pre-empted everyone and announced she’d suffered a miscarriage. Full Story

It’s not good form, it’s certainly not classy but some say when you deal with scum, you inevitably have to get a little scummy. And Denise Richards is definitely scum. So Charlie Sheen is getting scummy right back. He’s had a lot of practise. You will recall, last week Denise filed a motion with the court questioning Charlie’s competence as a parent, alleging that he engages in inappropriate internet pornographic activity – an accusation she first raised when they split. Full Story

Surprise! Just a day after news broke that Denise Richards is once again accusing Charlie Sheen of being a pervert and trying to position herself as the better parent, all while the financial terms of their divorce hang in the balance, the paps miraculously captured her playing and laughing with her daughter Sam. Full Story

Or any semblance of a career, Denise Richards’s only two moves are A. to call up the paps whenever a moment with her girls comes up and B. to continue to portray herself the victim against Charlie Sheen. Hungry for sympathy, starving for attention, Denise is at it again. This time it’s a repeat of the same allegations she levelled against Charlie when they initially separated – something about him demonstrating deviant behaviour – accusations he vehemently denied but that were mysteriously leaked to the media and never substantiated. Full Story

Quelle surprise… Charlie Sheen has been on the offensive, calling out his famewhore of an ex wife for deliberately arranging for paparazzi to be present on an outing with his fiancee, revealing that she formally submitted a request for his sperm to mother a third child and taking exception to her sending an assistant to “spy” on him during custodial visits. Full Story

Inconceivable but true… Charles in Charge…don’t lie, don’t tell me you didn’t watch at least one episode and that once upon a time Scott Baio wasn’t your boyfriend. So now he’s in his 40s, I can’t bear to look at him, but of course he has a new reality tv show and of course he was promoting it on Howard Stern yesterday and OF COURSE Howard made him talk about sex and of course he obliged. Full Story

If so… Denise Richards is interested. Here’s Denise looking lovely - if not a stylistically dated – at a charity function this weekend. But this is the kind of look one goes for when trying to reel in a middle aged billionaire, you know what I mean? The hair is so sex kitten it’s embarrassing. Full Story

Sweet. Since splitting up from Denise Richards, Charlie Sheen has defended himself against her preposterous and UNPROVEN allegations, lived life low key, continued to score impressive ratings on a forgettable sitcom, been nominated for several awards, and has now fallen in love and proposed to his girlfriend of over a year. Full Story

The Posh Philosophy: always choose skinny and orange over wrinkle-free and healthy. Here they are, the Beckhams at the tail end of their French vacation before making their Los Angeles debut later this week. A rare occasion: both look sh-t together – he with his two tone head to facial hair mismatch, she and her obvious sunburn. Full Story