Chloe Moretz was born in 1997. 1997!!!! I had, like, a real JOB in 1997! Anyway, Chloe is 14. She showed up at the Saturn Awards this weekend in Burbank, CA and posed with a LOT of Try for someone her age. If you’re a dude, and this is what’s out there, how can you be sure that’s legal? Also 14 and also posing, maybe with a little less Try, but Try-full all the same since this is a major fashion campaign for Miu Miu and you can’t tell me that “natural” things happen on a photo shoot, please, is Hailee Steinfeld in her first ad for the brand. Full Story

One of the Glee nominated clips they used during the telecast was Jane Lynch’s Sue Sylvester telling Naya Rivera’s Santana that she wasn’t down with “plastics”. Too bad they didn’t cut to Naya’s face right after. It’s particularly egregious on someone so young and beautiful, who clearly didn’t need to mess with nature, who, in doing so, looks increasingly freakish and distended. Full Story

The British Fashion Awards are happening in London tonight. Emma Roberts appears to be kind of a thing over in the UK after making a movie over there. Or she wants to be kind of a thing in the UK. Whatever. I’m coming to the point. And the point is that she’s wearing a dress that exposes that tricky area. Full Story