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Divorce/Not Divorce

November 16, 2010 14:28:15 Posted at November 16, 2010 14:28:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

TMZ broke the story earlier today that Tony Parker filed for divorce from Eva Longoria. But her publicist is telling CNN and etalk that this is false. Then I went to refresh TMZ’s page and it was replaced by this article. They say they were originally told by two clerks at a courthouse in Texas that Tony filed and that the documents were sealed by a judge. Full Story

Mrs Beckham’s brand new extensions

September 7, 2010 11:56:31 Posted at September 7, 2010 11:56:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Posh has been wearing her hair up for a while now – like we would forget its actual length and believe these are not extensions. Check it out – Victoria Beckham in London with Eva Longoria, in town to promote her fragrance, wearing an (un)original Posh design, after dinner with Gordon Ramsay as a small village of paparazzi just happen to be waiting outside. Full Story

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Posh can’t share

May 25, 2010 11:30:50 Posted at May 25, 2010 11:30:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She hasn’t had to since the days of Spice. So it seems like she’s either forgotten or she never really learned how to in the first place. Check it out – Victoria Beckham and Eva Longoria cohosted an LG event in LA last night. Eva is accustomed to working with ladies. She’s been on Desperate for a long time. Full Story

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Birthday Glum

April 16, 2009 07:49:42 Posted at April 16, 2009 07:49:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tomorrow is Victoria Beckham’s 35th birthday. She celebrated last night with Eva Longoria and Katie Holmes at Cecconi’s in West Hollywood. Want to Photo Assumption how she looked? Photo Assumption says the Birthday Girl looked blue. Possible reasons for being blue on birthday: Shauna Sand was allowed entry at Cecconi’s the night before. Full Story

King and Queen of TV B-List

March 25, 2009 07:15:49 Posted at March 25, 2009 07:15:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At some event last night called the TV Guide Sexiest Stars Party… Needless to say, it didn’t get beyond B-List on the guest list, which is why Eva Longoria was treated like Angelina Jolie. Please. In all fairness though, given what they were working with – some Kardashians and several Dancing Sh-t cast members – Eva probably was the queen of the night, what with her soap opera Ken Paves hairstyle and some dress that looks recycled because even she knew it was a slow Tuesday in Hollywood. Full Story

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Oscar Thinnification: Victoria Beckham

February 23, 2009 10:41:08 Posted at February 23, 2009 10:41:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Posh! We get it! We’ll never ever question whether or not some yo yo crack whore dieter like Lindsay Lohan is thinner than you…never again. You keep it consistent. You maintain the Skinny. You relentlessly pursue the brink point of emaciation vs survival. You are the Boniest Queen of Them All. Full Story

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SAG Worst: Eva Longoria

January 26, 2009 07:59:26 Posted at January 26, 2009 07:59:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What is the point of Eva Longoria? What is the reason for Eva Longoria? Is there a reason for Eva Longoria? I don’t understand. Like, this dress. This dress, the colour, this colour is for food. Some food colours don’t belong on a dress. This food colour doesn’t belong on this dress. Full Story

Globes Worst Colour: Eva Longoria

January 12, 2009 07:34:53 Posted at January 12, 2009 07:34:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like, why does she even matter anymore? Why is she presenting? Who cares? It’s Eva Longoria! She’s the afterthought in the Posh/Katie/Beckinsale friend posse. She’s the hanger-on at the party. She’s totally 2004. And she’s a pageant girl forever. Holy mother of Vanessa Minnillo – what the f-ck is she wearing??? This is the kind of sh-t that should earn a lifetime ban. Full Story

The two that don’t belong

January 9, 2009 06:36:12 Posted at January 9, 2009 06:36:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Eva Longoria and Katy Perry… On EVERY level. Like WAY out of their league. And of course they both look like ass. Total ASS. Katy, poor thing, appears to be completely overwhelmed and tried too hard with that ridiculous dress. What the hell is she doing there??? And Eva, oh Eva, as always, armed with Ken Paves’s tacky brush, seems incapable of wearing a colour that doesn’t belong at a children’s birthday party. Full Story

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Becks plays...

September 22, 2008 08:23:33 Posted at September 22, 2008 08:23:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seems like it’s been forever since we’ve seen David Beckham playing soccer, doing his job. After a long absence, he was back this weekend with the LA Galaxy as Posh cheered on with Eva Longoria Parker. The lines in his face – they’re deeper, more pronounced the last couple of years, non? He is beautiful, quivering, always, still, but the age is unmistakable. Full Story

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Worst Emmy Makeup: Eva Longoria Parker

September 22, 2008 07:27:00 Posted at September 22, 2008 07:27:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Too much hanging out with Posh. This is vintage Victoria Beckham: make everyone around you look worse. It’s working with Eva Longoria. And of course, it’s easy enough with Ken Paves cocking up her hair. The dress doesn’t help either. Of course it’s f&cking Marchesa! Photos from Wenn.com  Full Story

Bump Obsession Body Image

September 10, 2008 13:47:10 Posted at September 10, 2008 13:47:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hate defending Eva Longoria since she’s annoying as f&ck but this bump obsession is getting out of hand. First of all, it’s boring. Babies, pregnancy, ugh. But of course, this is not a popular opinion. What’s popular is to zoom in on the belly and to declare pregnancy after a celebrity commits the unthinkable and eats pasta for dinner. Full Story

ELP > SJP?

June 12, 2008 07:40:04 Posted at June 12, 2008 07:40:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What in the ass were they smoking at Forbes? Forbes has just released their Celebrity 100. Not surprisingly, Oprah checked in at #1. Angelina was #3 right behind Tiger at #2 who tees off at the US Open this morning and Brad finished #10. Will Oprah ever talk to Angelina? Or will she keep her loyalties to Jennifer Aniston at #17? The list will confound you in many ways. Full Story

Sit DOWN Eva Longoria!

May 15, 2008 13:50:00 Posted at May 15, 2008 13:50:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Put your bony little ass in the car seat and sit the f&ck down! Check out Eva Longoria – who? Eva Longoria – who? Yes… Eva fecking Longoria tonight on the carpet at the Kung Fu Panda premiere trying desperately to divert attention away from the Pitt Porn. Really? Her? Maybe a Hot Harry on a Horse sex tape. Full Story