If true… me likey, but you can never be sure with Natalie Portman because she would prefer you believe the fraud so as to not risk exposing what’s real. According to Us Weekly, Natalie is now dating Saturday Night Live’s Andy Samberg with whom she worked on her infamous SNL Digital Short, in which Natalie hilariously gives “anger rap” a new spin. Full Story

Her dress at Vanity Fair – hated it. Ok maybe not the dress. Maybe just the way she put it together – the baby doll hair and the shoes are ass too. But who cares. She’s Natalie Portman. She’s smart and funny and informed and not a famewhore. And she’s still dating Gael Garcia Bernal. Since last year. Full Story

Natalie’s in town to hang with her man and to support friend Patrick Marber who wrote Notes on a Scandal and Closer, Gael is a judge at the Berlin Film Festival this year and despite her staged attempts at a Jake G hook up and the tabloids erroneous reporting otherwise, they are together and they have been together all this time…going on at least a year now, if not more, living together in Toronto last Spring when she was shooting Mr Magorium’s Wonder Emporium and romancing each other under the radar through the summer which (ahem sorry for the gloat) was first reported here and confirmed by Dustin Hoffman in a recent interview he did with Elle Magazine: I"ve just finished filming Mr. Full Story

Please tell me you’ve seen Y Tu Mama Tambien. If not, you’re missing out. SEE IT! I savoured every minute. Every homoerotic minute. And that part when they beat off together by the pool? Love, love, love. For me though, even though Gael Garcia Bernal has always had more attention, for me it’s always been Diego. Full Story

British papers and blogs today are reporting that Natalie Portman and Gael Garcia Bernal have reunited, making out publicly in a London club last night. Warning: gloating ahead. As I’ve reported all along, most recently on October 23rd, they’ve been back together for ALMOST A YEAR! So why is this news? Again – they rented a flat together in Toronto while she was shooting there in the Spring, she went to visit him in Argentina when he was shooting there in the Summer, and he was in Paris with her last month when she was in town for Fashion Week. Full Story

You"ve seen the much talked about Bazaar cover with Hepburn"s famous dress, now here"s a look at another photo from the front - stunning, non? Interesting to note - Natalie is friends with Audrey"s son Sean Ferrer and he has referred to her as the "Godmother" of the Audrey Hepburn Children House Charity. Full Story

The British side of me knows that gloating is bad form and I also know you’re tired of me harping about this but would you believe there are STILL kindergarten gossips out there who insist on believing that Natalie Portman and Jake Gyllenhaal are dating just because they were “caught on camera” at the beach? As I reported several weeks ago and again on Sunday – Natalie and Jake are NOT a couple. Full Story

They dated briefly pre-Kiki and have remained friends since. But here"s a couple I could definitely get behind. Unfortunately, there are two glaring obstacles: he"s a maybe gaybe and she, by all accounts, is very much back together with the sizzling but size-challenged Gael Garcia Bernal. Still… it"s nice to see Jakeypoo with a chick who doesn"t have a dick for a change. Full Story

Mr. Popular loves Pretty Woman . . . Should Frida be spelled with just an "i", as in Frida Kahlo? Did this incident take place in Mexico? Are we talking Gael Garcia Bernal? Or is the location the only thing relevant to Mexico? Dear Rhonda, My bad. It is indeed Frida with just an "I". And yes, this did take place somewhere in Mexico. Full Story

I don"t know how my future husband could have been overlooked so many times!!!! He is the hottest guy out there. I like quirky guys...and the fact that this guy can act better that anyone lately....AND he is super hot..I think he should make the Freebie 5 list. He"s sweet, hard working, young, HOT, Mexican (I love the latin boys :) ) , you name it this boy has it, does it, or will do it. Full Story