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Met Back-Hard Pose-Hard: Renee Zellweger

May 3, 2011 09:09:20 Posted at May 3, 2011 09:09:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I’ve already noted on previous occasions, it is not a relaxing exercise watching Renee Zellweger posing on a carpet. So much effort is involved. The first time I covered the Costume Institute Gala it was with my friend Lara – hi Lara!!! – and we were obviously jerking off over every single arrival and I remember standing beside Lara as Renee was doing her thing, and afterwards, after she had ducked into the doors, both of unconsciously started rolling our shoulders and turning our necks, as if we needed a massage, just from seeing Renee lock her body into place for the cameras. Full Story

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This is not a problem

April 6, 2011 13:21:35 Posted at April 6, 2011 13:21:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian flew back to LA from Houston yesterday after she sang the national anthem at the NCAA championship game. No problem here, right? Especially not with her legs? Totally fine! That's what she's insisting on her Twitter: dear lord! I do not workout too much nor do I starve myself. Full Story

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This is healthy

April 5, 2011 08:05:04 Posted at April 5, 2011 08:05:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not sure why the NCAA asked LeAnn Rimes to sing the national anthem at the game yesterday. But she was there, along with Eddie Cibrian, in Houston for the championship game, proudly flaunting her healthy legs in a white dress and huge heels. Healthy. That’s what she calls it. That’s what she insists it is. Full Story

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Happiness is Sofia Vergara

March 18, 2011 09:13:00 Posted at March 18, 2011 09:13:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Come on. Look at her. When you do, don't you smile? Even laugh? She's happiness. She is Joy. All bouncy and sh-t. With a hint of crazy. Sex without the tawdry. So fun. Right? Here's Sofia Vergara on the set of Modern Family with her son Manolo. She talks about him a lot. I like the way she says his name. Full Story

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Karma bones

March 16, 2011 11:38:54 Posted at March 16, 2011 11:38:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New photos surfaced this week of a very, very, very skinny LeAnn Rimes out somewhere with Eddie Cibrian. See for yourself. The legs speak for themselves. Like Victoria Beckham wants these legs. Which means they’re probably not the sturdiest legs in the world. LeAnn, who is a prolific tweeter and, if you ask me, uses it improperly (“ha ha, you’re so right”, or, “thanks for the love”, or “omg that’s so funny” is for text message, not Twitter), is trying to front like she’s totally fine, insisting that she does indeed eat, posting photos of her breakfast, and claiming that she’s healthy. Full Story

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One clinger remains but can she hold her head up?

March 11, 2011 07:28:14 Posted at March 11, 2011 07:28:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Biel may have been temporarily relieved of her clinging tendencies but Kate Bosworth’s are still being put to good use. Kate was toasted at the Nylon party last night as the magazine’s current cover girl. Her boyfriend Alexander Skarsgard was there though the two didn’t pose together. Full Story

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Kate Middleton or Anna Wintour

February 15, 2011 09:02:49 Posted at February 15, 2011 09:02:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Victoria Beckham has been in New York the last few days presenting her latest collection to the people who matter. Clever bitch that she is, she also let it drop that in addition to all the other famous people who’ve worn her designs (Drew Barrymore, Gwyneth Paltrow, Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Lopez), she could be adding a Princess to that list. Full Story

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BAFTA Minnie Driver

February 14, 2011 01:02:54 Posted at February 14, 2011 01:02:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana Prevailing wisdom says Minnie – who has had a series of ridiculously hard knocks in the romance department, but who works steadily if not flashily – can act. I don’t doubt it’s the case. I have yet to see Barney’s Version, mostly because to a person, everyone I’ve asked has said “I really want to finish (read: Start) the book first. Full Story

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JailBaits & Skinny Bitches

February 9, 2011 08:02:37 Posted at February 9, 2011 08:02:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jesus Selena Gomez is little. Like really, really little. Maybe that’s why, at 18, she’s dating 2 years younger. Duana actually made this point a few weeks ago. Selena looks like a Forever Child and therefore, what non-child-touching man would go there? So I guess that explains Justin Bieber. Full Story

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While you expand...

December 20, 2010 07:43:13 Posted at December 20, 2010 07:43:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Over the holidays, here’s Megan Fox in Hawaii with Brian Austin Green, not an ounce of fat on her. This body is a combination of youth and willpower. I mean, you have to be a disciplined bitch to maintain that kind of leanness. It’s a discipline I don’t have right now. Looking at her doesn’t help. Full Story

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Does SJP think Nicole Kidman is a lunatic?

December 3, 2010 08:50:26 Posted at December 3, 2010 08:50:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

OK, she didn’t actually name Nicole Kidman, but in a new interview with Elle, Sarah Jessica Parker says those who fight aging relentlessly end up looking like lunatics: “I don’t know what I can do about the aging. Yes, I am aging. Oh my God, I’m aging all the time. It’s like those flowers that wilt in front of you in time-lapse films. Full Story

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