Hilary Swank Gossip

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Swank sag tits

May 5, 2009 09:44:30 Posted at May 5, 2009 09:44:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That episode of The Office – Hilary Swank, pretty or not? Please. Why is this even a debate? Maybe it’s just me. I don’t like her. I don’t like how she outed her ex husband as an addict in an interview with a dishy magazine. I also don’t understand why she has 2 Oscars. Full Story

Gere genes

December 31, 2008 08:31:13 Posted at December 31, 2008 08:31:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A lot of dudes in Hollywood lose their hot fast. Not Richard Gere. Richard Gere turns 60 in 2009. He looks great. Maybe it’s all the meditating and spiritual enlightenment experience from hanging out with the Dalai Lama. Richard and wife Carey Lowell and their son Homer are also in St Barts with the rest of them enjoying the holiday. Full Story

If Count Dracula Made Love to a Horse…

February 6, 2008 11:55:16 Posted at February 6, 2008 11:55:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Presenting Hilary Swank, here at the Golden Camera Awards in Germany. Like Sarah Jessica Parker, Hilary with her equine dental work is starting to resemble Helen Gurley Brown, the original Fun! Fearless! Female! Blech. Blecher still is the fact that this bitch has not one but TWO Oscars… the second one thanks in large part to Clint Eastwood’s tireless campaigning. Full Story

Hilary Herm

December 11, 2007 11:34:20 Posted at December 11, 2007 11:34:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New issue of W Magazine on stands Christmas day with Hilary Swank on the cover looking super hermy. Has always looked hermy. But hermy is always worse when the opposite is being attempted. Somewhere somehow somebody thought this sh*t would be sexy. Maybe for Tom Cruise. In the article, Hilary – who backstabbed her ex husband Chad Lowe by outing his addiction – confirms that she’s in love with her former agent, some dude called John and. Full Story

We Love Her

May 31, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 31, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Don’t we love her? Julianne Moore? The underrated, underappreciated Julianne Moore? I tell you – I still think she was ripped off for Far From Heaven. And as that hot piece of gay ass Nelson Branco once told me – if you switch the roles, if you switched Charlize in Monster with Julianne in Heaven, Julianne could 100% have pulled off the Monster, but Charlize could never, ever, ever have pulled off the housewife. Full Story

Venus DVD Exclusive Giveaway!!!

May 30, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 30, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A small movie, uncomfortable perhaps at times, for which Peter O’Toole received yet another Oscar nomination losing out eventually to Forest Whitaker. He doesn"t have one and Hilary Swank has two??? WTF??? Sorry, I digress. About Venus. He lost the Oscar and yet, in spite of what the MiniVan Majority might call the “icky moments”, which really aren’t that icky anyway, I adored this movie. Full Story

Cate: Will the Golden Age be golden?

April 20, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 20, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cate Blanchett has an Oscar but not a Best Actress Oscar. But Hilary Swank has TWO??? Bitch… please. Let there be justice then. And if the trailer for the Golden Age is any indication, 2008 will be another year for the Queen. She is magnificent, non? Click here for the trailer, watch her kick some ass. Full Story

Little Children DVD Exclusive Giveaway!!!

April 17, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 17, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I cannot tell you how f&cking brilliant this movie is. The kind of movie that stays with you and bothers you for days. I LOVED Little Children. I loved Kate Winslet in Little Children. She is complicated and conflicted and not all that likeable but very likeable and believable and … there are no words. Full Story

They All Love Tom

April 12, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 12, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And I love them all! My Gwyneth, Kate Hudson, Liv Tyler, an adorably pregnant Naomi Watts, and of course Julianne Moore. Julianne Moore who does NOT have an Oscar and the equine Hilary Swank has two? WTF??? On a tangent for a sec: was having a discussion with a deliciously hunky homo called Nelson a few weeks back and we were lamenting Julianne’s Oscar-free bookcase, both of us agreeing that Charlize Theron’s Monster was nothing next to Julianne’s Far From Heaven because, as Nelson asserted, if you switch the two, if Julianne played Monster, she’d have been just as outstanding…but could Charlize have played a 50s housewife married to a ‘Mo? With such subtlety and precision? Hell. Full Story

Charlize: the gorgessity and the finger

April 2, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 2, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

From last week but overlooked – Charlize Theron upstaging Hilary Swank at the premiere of The Reaping. Legs that run forever, total gorgessity, especially those shoes. Must have those shoes. But although she’s head to toe perfection, that finger is freakin’ me out! Is it just me or is that finger unnaturally long??? Maybe it’s just me. Full Story

Whitney Takes a Feng Shui Tumble

February 1, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 1, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So I’m over Laguna Beach. Couldn’t sit through Season 3. And rumour has it that trashy mother actually rented a house for the duration of the taping – passing it off as her own. Whatever…LB sucks, but The Hills – well, I can’t get enough of The Hills. Have always liked LC, even though she’s kinda limp, over Kristin and although I’ve worn down my enamel over Heidi, she has that trainwreck quality I’m ashamed to say I can’t get enough of. Full Story

The Daily Quiveration: Johnny on Stage

January 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Johnny Depp reunited with his band The Kids in Florida for a memorial performance at the weekend – select photos attached. As you can see, Johnny removes his shirt at one point, exposing those famous tattoos while rockin’ out on guitar/bass/whatever instrument of choice. Sigh. 43 years old and he still looks edgy and cool and sexy but not cheesy, not a loser trying to hang on to the last vestiges of youth, not a limp lad with three whiskers trying to act a man. Full Story

Worst Feng Shui: Diane Kruger

January 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The perils of imbalance – and the consequences can be disastrous. But first, the cute news. She and Josh, while declining to be photographed together, are more in love than ever. Wistful glances from him to her on the carpet and sugar sweetness inside the ballroom. Not as adorably saccharine as McGosling but absolutely irresistible nonetheless. Full Story

Hilary Swank: Bucktooth in Black

January 5, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 5, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Premiere of Freedom Writers, Hilary Swank in a gorgeous black dress, showing off her beautiful back, and a new not attractive fringe to go along with her could-be-cute-but-not-anymore-because-she-sold-out-her-ex husband’s-addiction-for-no-reason-whatsoever beaver bucks. How did Hilary Swank become a 2 time Oscar winner? I don’t get it. Full Story