Intro for March 27, 2013
You know when you’re lingering by the car saying goodbye to friends you’ve just had lunch with, or dinner, or you’re loading your own groceries into the trunk, and some douchebag revs his engine and the tires screech and he zooms off the lot like his dick is on the gas pedal? Your eyes meet a stranger’s thinking the same thing: PLEASE.
That would be Justin Bieber racing around his neighbourhood trying to show off for all the rich people living on his block. If I lived on his block I’d organise a block poster party. Every house on the street would have this propped up on the lawn, or hanging off the security gates, and taped to every lamppost:
Victoria! You were SO great last night! On behalf of LaineyGossip and vitaminwater, THANK YOU for kicking off the Faculty of Celebrity Studies 2013 tour! UPDATED: check the vitaminwater Facebook page to see pictures from last night.
Edmonton & Winnipeg -- you’re next!
Edmonton: April 10
Winnipeg: April 11
Enrollment is now open! To register, please email email@example.com with "Faculty YOUR CITY" in the subject field (e.g. "Faculty Edmonton") by Tuesday, April 2. Spots are limited and we’ll try to accommodate as many as we can. See you there!
Yours in gossip,