What? A restaurant, a hotel, a nail bar? So long as it isn’t baby related goods. Because according to the United States Patent and Trademark Office Beyonce and Jay-Z don’t get to hog Blue Ivy. They tried though. They tried to legally monopolise the name after the B.I.C. was born which was a concern to Veronica Alexandra who filed her own Blue Ivy request in 2009 for wedding planning. Full Story

But first… I f-cking love it when Beyonce makes “I am Sasha Fierce serious no smiles face” and drops the mic. And I really, really f-cking love it when Beyonce dances in group formation. Especially the Crazy In Love group dance formation. Next year, for my birthday, I am totally making my friends learn it with me. Full Story

Beyonce’s best friend Gwyneth Paltrow co-hosted an Obama fundraiser last night in London, a day after B and J actually hosted the president. I have not seen any official pictures from the event but here’s one that B posted on her tumblr. As you can see, she chose a photo that shows her in full fangirl and afterwards Obama said that B is a great role model, or something. Full Story

Beyonce and Jay-Z worshipped the Blue Ivy Carter on their yacht in the South of France yesterday. You know how all babies smell good? I bet you she smells like baby good but way more...expensive. I bet you the Blue Ivy Carter is the caviar of baby smelling. I should stop before they arrest me for conspiracy to kidnap. Full Story

As you know, it was Beyonce’s 31st birthday yesterday and she had her birthday cards scanned and posted on her site - click here for a refresher. While we were reading about how much her friends and family love her, B and Jay-Z were celebrating on a yacht in the South of France with the Blue Ivy Carter. Full Story

It’s Beyonce’s birthday today. She spent her birthday weekend at Made In America with Jay-Z. The Blue Ivy Carter was not seen. But it is B’s first birthday as the mother of the B.I.C. She looked like she was having a great time. I love the shot of them holding hands. B seems like she could be skipping. Full Story

Apple Martin wore pink ones. But how could there be any other colour but blue for the Blue Ivy Carter? The Blue Ivy Carter was carried by her father in New York today. He was protecting her ears for a helicopter ride. Hamptons? The Carters have been spending a lot of time there this summer, renting a home for a reported $400K a month. Full Story

It’s the Blue Ivy Carter and her mother Beyonce in New York today. Look at Blue’s hair! All of that hair! And it’s her own hair. For now. Blue’s ma, as you know, hasn’t been seen with her own hair in many, many years. (Ever?) Right now, as you can see, Beyonce’s working a new braided weave. Full Story

Ok but how f-cking cute were Beyonce and Jay-Z last night at the BET Awards? (I actually watched a 2 minute news reel today narrated by a British newscaster who called it the “bet”, as in rhymes with “met”, awards. Jesus!)  B and J went head to head in the Video Of The Year category and Jamie Foxx alluded to it getting a little testy up in the private jet. Full Story

I want to believe this was what Beyonce was thinking the other night in Birmingham, England watching the throne. That out of obligation she allowed Kanye West’s girlfriend to be in her presence. That she agreed to eat it for a photo op so as to kill the speculation and that immediately afterwards she went back to freezing her out. Full Story

I really, really want Gwyneth Paltrow to join Destiny’s Child. Or maybe what she’s really after is to replace Michelle Williams. Here’s my G in Paris on Friday night with her best friend Beyonce and Kelly Rowland at Jay-Z and Kanye’s Watch The Throne. Kim Kardashian was NOT there. Full Story

Gwyneth Paltrow took her kids to Watch The Throne in London the other night. She was joined by her children Apple and Moses. Because he’s their “Uncle Jay”. Which is what she posted on her WhoSay from the show: WhoSayPhotoEmbed.create({vanityRoot: "http://www.whosay.com/gwynethpaltrow", clientName: "Gwyneth Paltrow", vanityLink: "http://www. Full Story

Here’s Jay-Z last night in London at the UK premiere of Men In Black 3. Jay and Kanye West kick off 5 nights of Watch The Throne at the O2 on Friday. Currently there is no sign of Beyonce there. B plays 4 shows in Atlantic City next weekend for Memorial Day, her first performances since the birth of the B. Full Story

I’m not posting the new cover of Us Weekly. Because I don’t think I’ve ever posted a photo of Kim Kardashian on my site and this must continue. Besides, this story isn’t really about her. It’s about Kanye West who, apparently, is now in love with her. Full Story