Her One Move
Again with this tired ass play.
Jennifer Aniston – a month ago she was dating that model Paul Sculfor. Then he was photographed leaving her house holding a bottle of water – same company she endorses. Two weeks after that – big headlines: they broke up.
Now Us Weekly is calling her single, sad, and pathetic on the cover and all of a sudden, Jennifer and Paul are back on…according to OK Magazine. Same magazine that bought and buried $400,000 for those pervy Nick Lachey/Vanessa Minnillo pics in exchange for an exclusive interview.
Do you smell what I smell?
It appears to be Jennifer Aniston’s one move: the on again/off again denial and undenial illustrated repeatedly during her relationship with Vince Vaughn. Is Stephen Huvane really so uninspired these days?
Actually no wait…This time there’s a twist.
This time it’s Jen and Paul shopping at Petit Tresor for baby items, sure to elicit excitement from the MiniVan Majority: their poster girl is not single and she might be having a baby, or planning for one. That is until tomorrow when Huvane releases a statement denying the reports, preceding the publication of new photos of the two shopping at Tiffany in August, leading to wedding speculation in September followed by Brad Pitt’s profession of love in October, her decision to remain with Paul in November, and finally a December wedding…until Angelina Jolie comes along in January to break that sh-t up.
Too predictable. I’m bored.