Best Met Colour: Jennifer Lopez

May 3, 2011 10:16:12 Posted at May 3, 2011 10:16:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I already know we’re going to fight about this. We might fight about this harder than anything else we fight about all day. Because I get it, you hate the f-ckin’ floral shrug. You’re offended by the floral shrug.

It’s not my favourite, no, I’m not going to sit here and defend it, no, but it doesn’t bother me as much as the sh-tness of Kate Hudson’s skanky looking weave. Or Jessica Alba’s maternity table cloth from the school dance. Right? Everything is relative.

And, relatively, I think the floral shrug may have been less objectionable without all that tie business around her neck. Too much happening in that region. Gucci, by the way, if you were wondering.

Here’s what I did like though. It’s the colour. On her it was so lovely. So bright. So LOOK AT ME I’M OVER HERE. Ordinarily I’d say sit the f-ck DOWN with your creepy little husband but last night, when we were getting suffocated by nudes, it was a welcome, welcome blinder. For real.

Also, I love it when she wears her hair tight back like this. I love the JLo face. It’s stunning.


Photos from Stephen Lovekin/TIMOTHY A. CLARY/Gettyimages.com

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