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Will, Kate, and Genie

July 2, 2014 14:07:53 Posted at July 2, 2014 14:07:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Genie Bouchard! Canada’s golden girl won her quarterfinal match today at Wimbledon, advancing to the semifinals…which will be her THIRD grand slam semi this year. Wimbledon. They call it the “cathedral of tennis”. And Genie calls herself a princess, sometimes. Well, there was a princess in the cathedral today. Full Story

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Olivia & Aaron’s first carpet

June 25, 2014 18:31:05 Posted at June 25, 2014 18:31:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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KCS Presse/ Splash, Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

Olivia Munn was at the premiere of Deliver Us From Evil last night. And Aaron Rodgers was there with her. Their first official Hollywood event as a couple. They were at the Academy of Country Music Awards together as presenters in April…but that was before they hooked up, just. Some athletes look great in suits. Full Story

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Thursday, June 19, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

“We have earned the right to fail.” Is what Iker Casillas said a couple of weeks before the start of the World Cup after Real Madrid’s UEFA Champions League win yesterday. And I wrote at the time that…well… it’s not the attitude you want going into the tournament.

So, yeah, they failed. Spectacularly. And Iker in particular took a massive sh-t. I hope Sara Carbonero isn’t as fickle as I am, you know? This won’t be happening this year:

While Spain was getting dumped from the World Cup, the country crowned a new King and Queen, Felipe and Letizia. They made sure it wasn’t happening at the same time as the game, right?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Golf break for the Timberlakes

June 16, 2014 19:03:40 Posted at June 16, 2014 19:03:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Justin Timberlake has a month off from touring. His wife joined him for a large part of his travels overseas but they were not photographed together often. Now, though, they're back home in California and decided to go golfing this weekend. Paps hang out at golf courses? Let's talk about her golf outfit. Full Story

Um. Yeah.

June 16, 2014 16:12:41 Posted at June 16, 2014 16:12:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet, James Whatling/ Splash

I dedicate the first photo attached to Dlisted’s Michael K because Hot Harry on Horse is sitting, spread out, and, UM, YEAH. This is the second in what will be a series of three quick royal posts. Here we focus on Prince Harry in green. And sweaty. Playing polo in support of Centrepoint, of which the Cambridges are patrons. Full Story

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Leo feels this moment

June 13, 2014 15:34:22 Posted at June 13, 2014 15:34:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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AKM-GSI/ Splash

We were just talking about Pitbull. And I can’t get that line out of my head: “I’m from the dirty, but that chico nice” Feel That Moment… should really be Leonardo DiCaprio’s theme song. Because he feels EVERY moment. Where’s the party for the next month? It’s in Brazil. Full Story

The Group Suit Shot: World Cup edition

June 12, 2014 20:27:05 Posted at June 12, 2014 20:27:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Claudio Villa/ Simon Hofmann/ Julian Finney/ David Ramos/ Getty

The FIFA World Cup opening ceremony is happening right now. Teams have been arriving through the week. I wrote earlier in the Brange article about the Athlete Group Suit Shot, remember? How hot it is when they travel in business attire en masse and how I’d take this any time over athletes in underwear? Well now we have an examples. Full Story

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JLO to the World Cup

June 11, 2014 17:56:19 Posted at June 11, 2014 17:56:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Dave Spencer/ Splash

You ready? The FIFA World Cup starts tomorrow. This is why no one in Europe will be going to the movies for an entire month. This is why Laura, our supervising producer on The Social will be screaming at the television for an entire month (or less – ha!). Full Story

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Rafa's big weekend

June 9, 2014 20:54:32 Posted at June 9, 2014 20:54:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet

This one is for my cousin Cat who loves Rafael Nadal. When she was pregnant with her second son last year I kept telling her to call him Rafa. In the end she went with something better to go with her first son Sasha. Marcel! How cute is that? Sasha and Marcel! Anyway, Cat's Rafa. Full Story

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Prince at Roland Garros

June 2, 2014 15:54:28 Posted at June 2, 2014 15:54:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, KCS Presse/ Splash

Please enjoy these photos of Prince enjoying Rafael Nadal win in straight sets at the French Open today to advance to the quarterfinals. It takes real commitment to wear a turtleneck this time of year. And to perch on his signature tricked out cane like he’s the boss of everyone and they’re all there to play for him. Full Story

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Iker, Sara, and Martin’s winning weekend

May 26, 2014 19:56:15 Posted at May 26, 2014 19:56:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash, Angel Martinez/ Michael Regan/ Gonzalo Arroyo Moreno/ Getty

Real Madrid won the UEFA Champions League yesterday. It was already a legendary career for Iker Casillas. And now…one more. But this was his first win as a father. With Sara Carbonero watching in the stands, Iker had baby Martin with him on the pitch during celebrations. He wept. Of course he did. Full Story

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#WeTheNorth does not include Rihanna

April 28, 2014 15:46:04 Posted at April 28, 2014 15:46:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Anthony J. Causi / Splash, James Devaney/ Getty

Big win last night for the Raptors. I actually came home to Toronto last night – and they still didn’t lose! (Although I made Jacek change the channel so I wouldn’t jinx them.) According to his Twitter, Drake watched Game 3 from home at the ACC. Full Story

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Courtside priorities

April 23, 2014 15:06:15 Posted at April 23, 2014 15:06:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

#WeTheNorth Jacek’s right. If I want a team to win, I have to get as far away from them as possible. As expected, Drake was courtside at the Raptors game last night to watch the Northern Uprising even the series against the Brooklyn Nets. Now I’m curious to know if he’ll travel with the team to New York for the next game on Friday. Full Story

Drake The North

April 22, 2014 13:52:34 Posted at April 22, 2014 13:52:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Pacific Coast News

Game 2, the Toronto Raptors host the Brooklyn Nets tonight at the Air Canada Centre. Why am I in New York? Well, Jacek always says I jinx my teams. Maybe it’s a good thing because we lost on Saturday and that can’t happen again this evening. The Raptors official ambassador, Drake, was photographed in Toronto with friends on Sunday, likely to support his team. Full Story

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