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Thursday, February 13, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

Shani Davis did not win yesterday although he still has a chance for another gold on Saturday. To me, it doesn’t matter, especially not when you consider what he’s done for diversity at the Winter Olympics through his career. Some are calling these games the most inclusive Winter Olympics ever. And that’s definitely a positive. But we’ve still a long way to go on representation. Athletics is not unlike education – it comes down to access and opportunity. As Davis himself said, when asked whether or not the next generation of American speedskaters would feature those from a variety of different backgrounds, he answered honestly:

“Unfortunately, I don’t think that will ever happen. The price of an oval is very [expensive]. It’s not a mainstream sport like football or basketball.  Read Full Intro

Wednesday, February 12, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

A tie at the Olympics!

Switzerland’s Dominique Gisin and Slovenia’s Tina Maze crossed the finish at exactly the same time. Tina Maze is a great name, non?

So…let’s talk about Olympic Tinder. Jamie Anderson called it “next level”. Stop. I can’t. Human beings in peak condition, pushed to the best of their physical abilities, and with the drive to go faster, longer, harder… all of them confined in a village with a hook-up app and all kinds of restless energy.

I want to live there. We all want to live there.

Here’s what someone did to my desk last night and what I walked in on this morning:

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Tuesday, February 11, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

Sasha and I are not speaking right now. It’s because of Mark McMorris, bronze medallist in snowboard slopestyle (even though he landed TWO triple corks!). She’s producing an etalk interview with him tomorrow and I’m not invited. Maybe it’s for the best. Jacek told me the other day I’ve actually entered creep territory now.

But he’s adorable. And he’s nice. And he’s just so chill. And he’s dating Coco Ho. A snowboarder and his pro surfer girlfriend? Please. Someone. Write me that New Adult novel. Write it for me soon.

Someone wrote to me yesterday trying to fight about how luge athletes are hotter than snowboarders. Incorrect. Where’s the steeze in luge? Luge is like Fabio. So, yeah, we are fighting.

The Olympics are everything right now.  Read Full Intro

Monday, February 10, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

Do you think there’s a fix? After all, L’Equipe is not STAR Magazine. And L’Equipe is reporting that Russian and American officials are colluding to shut out the reigning Olympic Ice Dance champions, from Canada, Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir. Both countries are vehemently denying allegations. But there’s still a cloud. And for some reason, Canadian skaters have been drug tested more than anyone else. Well, sh-t. Would it be the Olympics if there wasn’t a judging drama?

Would it be the Olympics if there wasn’t a bitch face to look at?

Everyone’s talking about Ashley Wagner’s McKayla Maroney moment the other night when her scores came up. Wagner, of course, is the former US national champion who came in 4th this year and still made it onto the team after a panel decision that knocked off the 3rd place competitor.  Read Full Intro

Becks’s Miami pad

February 6, 2014 16:47:24 Posted at February 6, 2014 16:47:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer, MGoetz/ Splash

David Beckham’s been in Miami promoting the new MLS team there. He attended a press conference and was mobbed by fans and also went to see a luxury apartment building that Simon Fuller’s involved with down there. A crash pad? In Miami? David Beckham Miami crash pad? Oh la. Full Story

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Baby Casillas Carbonero

January 8, 2014 18:16:50 Posted at January 8, 2014 18:16:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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EP/ Splash

As reported last week – click here for a refresher – Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero became parents to a baby boy called Martin. And now they’re presenting him to the world. Is it just me or are these shots a little like Prince George? Well, they’re crazy about the football-soccer in Spain so, you could say, their players are like royalty…even though they already have their own royal family. Full Story

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Posh & Becks cover Paris VOGUE

November 29, 2013 16:36:37 Posted at November 29, 2013 16:36:37
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Victoria Beckham guest edited the new issue of Paris VOGUE. I wonder if this would have happened if Carine Roitfeld was still in charge. I wonder if it was contingent upon involving her husband. Like, who do you think the idea came from? Was she the one who wanted David there, or were they the ones who insisted upon it? There are two covers. Full Story

Ben Foster IS Lance Armstrong

October 24, 2013 18:04:16 Posted at October 24, 2013 18:04:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Holy. Sh-t. This is NOT Lance Armstrong. This is Ben Foster PLAYING Lance Armstrong. Amazing, right? They just started shooting the biopic last week with Stephen Frears directing. I was going to see this movie anyway because, well, I followed Armstrong for a long time. I naively/stupidly/blindly believed him until I couldn’t anymore. Full Story

Nacho crusades for polo

August 27, 2013 14:28:17 Posted at August 27, 2013 14:28:17
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Peter Ash Lee c/o NUVO

I get requests all the time for more coverage on Nacho Figueras. The truth is, I don’t know much about him beyond him playing polo all the time with Princes William and Harry, mostly Harry. Figueras covers the new issue of NUVO. The man has great hair. Full Story

Iker in transition

August 22, 2013 16:31:00 Posted at August 22, 2013 16:31:00
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Bauer-Griffin

I have been waiting and waiting for access to new pictures of Sara Carbonero and Iker Casillas for weeks. As you, I love them so much. And it was confirmed a few weeks ago that they’re expecting a baby. Here they are out for dinner in Madrid earlier this week. So it’s transition time for Iker, both personally and professionally. Full Story

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Oh yeah you did

August 15, 2013 15:33:14 Posted at August 15, 2013 15:33:14
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Tom Brady was injured yesterday during Patriots practice. A subsequent MRI came back negative. It’s a sprain. He’ll be fine. They’ll rest him until week 1 and it’ll be fine. As Boston unclenches, a little. Losing Brady would be a monumental setback. Like, that’s the season, you know? Don’t come with your Tim Tebow either. Full Story

Tom Brady’s new business

July 31, 2013 14:28:29 Posted at July 31, 2013 14:28:29
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Tom Brady is on the cover of the new issue of Men’s Health in a grey t-shirt under a leather jacket and short tousled hair. Looks GREAT. Like really, really, REALLY hot. In addition to kicking off a new season, Brady will also be opening up a new business in September. According to the magazine, his TB12 Sports Therapy Centre will help athletes train smarter: “It’s so frustrating for me to see athletes not being able to do what they really love to do. Full Story

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Ham & Affleck together again

July 18, 2013 17:47:47 Posted at July 18, 2013 17:47:47
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Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Frederick M. Brown/ Christopher Polk/ Getty

Ben Affleck directed Jon Hamm in The Town, released in 2010. Back then I didn’t know that… Hamm had it in him the way Affleck had it in him. Oh but he does. Can you imagine that wingman situation? Middle-aged women would moist themselves as hard as they do at a Twilight convention. Sure, I coulda used a different word there, but “moist” is so much more evocative, non? Hamm hosted the ESPY Awards last night. Full Story

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Selena and the athletes

July 18, 2013 15:58:35 Posted at July 18, 2013 15:58:35
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Frederick M. Brown/ Getty

Selena Gomez was at the ESPY Awards last night. She wore red Dolce & Gabbana. You know what I’m starting to notice about Selena Gomez? I feel like every dress she puts on, no matter how different it might be, always looks the same, has the same effect. Why is this? I think I prefer her in casual clothes. Full Story

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