Lilo and her mother keep insisting that she “works so hard”. At what? It’s a mystery. This is Lindsay with her homeschooled in other words no-schooled sister out shopping the other day. What else do they do? Movies? No movies. Lilo claims there’s a movie planned but so far, everyone else is making movies except for her. Full Story

Ew! Not me. But I’m not a member of the MiniVan Majority. And the MiniVan Majority has embraced Kevin Federline. Otherwise People would not have slapped him on the cover with the booboos during the holiday fanfare. Of course the exclusive doesn’t hurt either. Wonder how much he was paid… No matter. Full Story

Check out the alert bar on the People.com website today…Kevin Federline tells his side of the story. Coming tomorrow Wednesday 8am ET. Whaaaaa!!!!!?????? And the timing. The timing could NOT be better. This week, the launch of her new album, in the midst of a comeback, and Kevin has something to say? Is it a response to Britney’s For the Record? She kept referring to him “leaving her”, being preoccupied with his own career… perhaps KFed has his own song to sing. Full Story

I broke the story last year of Britney’s disastrous shoot for OK! Magazine during which she appeared incoherent and spacey, rubbing chicken fried grease all over her designer wardrobe, pee’d in front of the crew, touched herself inappropriately, babbled like a baby, and let her dog piss and sh*t all over the floor before taking off without notice. Full Story

Seriously. There is actually a publicist/PR coach who is cleverer than Jessica Biel’s. And Jessica Biel’s publicist is a fecking genius. After all, that girl has gone from average looking borderline herm tv girl with a shelf ass to a wannabe movie actress dating a Pipsqueak. It’s like the showbiz equivalent of a hole-in-one, you know? The most challenging achievement in the world. Full Story

This has totally made my life. KFed and his Junior are rockin’ the same ‘do! Junior copies his mentor yet again! Sweet Xenu, has it been 2 weeks? 2 weeks since anyone’s cared about Tori Spelling and her husband Kevin Federline Jr? Apparently they tried unsuccessfully several days ago to get “candidly” papped but no outlets ran the pics, which is perhaps why Junior decided to follow his master KFed who modeled the same cut at fashion week (see attached). Full Story

So Britney returned from a romantic weekend getaway with Adnan, her paparazzo boyfriend. According to my sources, aside from flattery and the obvious gratification, she was using Adnan to get back at Sam Lutfi because Sam urged her to get help last week. Sam on the other hand is said to be incensed to be usurped by someone new and is trying to undermine Adnan by colluding with KFed who, I’m told, wants nothing to do with him. Full Story

After last night’s drama, the babies are now safely back with Kevin Federline, Jayden James is doing fine, and KFed’s legal team will be storming the court this morning, not surprisingly, to strip Britney of all visitation rights. Britney meanwhile is being held for mental evaluation at Cedars on what’s being called a 5150  Full Story

Britney’s father has arrived at the hospital and is said to be working with Kevin to finally commit Britney into seeking long term care. OK Magazine is reporting Britney was sobbing when carried out of her house and that “when she arrived at the hospital, she had managed to force herself to sit straight upright, despite being strapped into the gurney "Her eyes were like pinholes,"  according to a witness. Full Story

During the standoff, Britney was observed by officers to be under the influence. They were able to retrieve the children, hand them off to KFed, and Britney was then seen taken to the Cedars Sinai Medical Centre via ambulance on a gurney (attached) for what’s being called a “mental evaluation”. Full Story

Britney was deposed on Thursday, miraculously arriving at her hearing but over 90 minutes late. As such, she was only questioned for 14 minutes before leaving and rescheduling. After that she headed home for visitation with her kids. At 7pm she was supposed to turn them back over to KFed’s bodyguard who came to pick them up. Full Story

Chicken Fried Stupid is probably too stupid to realise this is the best thing that’s happened to her all year. Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton has officially infected Kevin Federline. Which can only mean one thing: Kevin Federline is now diseased. KFed is now KF&cked. It might take a few weeks, it might even take a few months…but It. Full Story

What a difference a year makes. A year ago, the world rejoiced Britney’s freedom. A year later, KFed is not only still around, he’s stronger than ever, landing his very own Details cover, landing some acting scraps here and there on two bit tv shows, and more importantly, winning the war of public opinion over his Chicken Fried Ex Wife for custody of their children but also, eventually, custody of a large chunk of her sizable bank account. Full Story

Lilo has found her very own KFed Jr... Lindsay’s new boyfriend has earned his first and only namecheck – Riley openly dissed Lilo’s slag of a mother on his MySpace referring to her new reality tv child exploitation show: "ADVICE OF THE WEEK: if your a mom, with 4 kids, the best thing u can do for them right now is have a reality show. Full Story