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TMZ is reporting that Jennifer Lopez is working on a Vegas deal. Apparently she’s negotiating with The Axis at Planet Hollywood for 72 shows over 24 weeks that would pay her $350K each time. It’s similar to Britney. Except, well, didn’t you think that JLO had a lot more going on than Britney? For Britney, the Vegas thing makes sense, because …you know. Full Story
I can’t stop listening to Taylor Swift’s new song Out Of The Woods. And it’s not even a hate-listen. It’s a want-listen. And I love the lyrics. For me, it’s this line:
“Like we stood a chance”
Maybe it’s because I’m so 80s.
Maybe because almost everyone I’ve ever dated was heinous. And I should have asked myself more often whether or not we were out of the woods. No, no, I should never have gotten INTO the woods.
Anyway, I’m sorry. It feels like I’ve done something wrong, paying $1.29 for the song. I feel like I’ve disappointed you. But still, I can’t stop listening. Is that meta in some way?
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Beyonce, JayZ, and the Blue Ivy Carter were at the Gare du Nord Station in Paris today. As you can see, B is wearing a heinous new hairstyle/wig. And, worse, it’s totally off brand. This, after all, is the person who gets the Louvre shut down so that she and her family can enjoy a private tour. Full Story
When we talk about the fame game and the celebrity ecosystem, and who sells best and who understands the play, it’s often a long-term case study. Think of how the Jolie made her moves – it didn’t happen in a year, but it was a well-executed multiple-down strategy, sometimes advancing only one or two yards, sometimes it was 15 yard major gain, followed by a modest 4 yard run. Full Story
Beyonce and JayZ took the Blue Ivy Carter to the Louvre yesterday. They’ve been playing happy Parisian family for a few weeks now since the end of the On The Run tour. Please note Blue’s leather jacket. It’s SKIRTED. It’s gorgeous. Is it better than any leather jacket you’ve ever had? I thought so. Full Story
Mimi, our Elusive (but omnipresent) Chanteuse, kicked off her tour in Tokyo the other night. Mimi’s been in the news a lot lately because she and Nick Cannon have separated. And she and Jermaine Dupri broke up too. And no one who isn’t a lamb cared about her new album. So it was time for a good headline. Full Story
You see the difference when she’s styled editorially? I LOVE how they’ve dressed her for this. Even though they’re good girl colours and it’s not a total departure from her palate, the vibe is so fresh and funky and she looks great with her hair punked up like this. All of it is of course in service of the release of the new album. Full Story
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We’ve featured so many douchebags today, I didn’t want to leave out John Mayer. Mayer played a show in Chicago this weekend. In fairness to him, he’s kept his douche rather muted lately. Very quiet. Smart move. Just put your head down and sing. And he does this, John Mayer. He knows how to do this…on a limited time basis. Full Story
Chris Pratt was photographed at LAX yesterday on his way to New York. He’s hosting the season premiere of Saturday Night Live this weekend, an understandable choice. Pratt has had an amazing summer – Guardians Of The Galaxy has turned him into a major star, and he’s worn it well. Full Story
The entire video is about ass and I’m talking to you about her hair… But after about 30 seconds, with all that ass in your face, you start to zone out of the ass and focus on other things. It’s the full-length video for Jennifer Lopez’s Booty featuring Iggy Azalea who, frankly, looks like sh-t next to JLO. Full Story
Coldplay performed in LA last night. Jennifer Lawrence showed up with a couple of friends. According to US Weekly, Chris Martin scanned the audience, seeming to look for her at the start of the show. And then this, from their source: "Chris gave a good look around the room and then spotted someone up on the balcony. Full Story
Beyonce and JayZ’s On The Run tour ended in Paris this weekend. A month ago, according to US Weekly and Page Six, that would also represent the end of their personal relationship. Supposedly B was already making moves to divorce. But all this gossip only came out of the elevator incident. Before that, it all seemed fine. Full Story