I know it’s only Monday and we usually play the Photo Assumption Game on Fridays but this one was too good to pass up. It’s Patrick Dempsey and his wife, Scowlface, at a screening of Made of Honour today in London. They look thrilled, non? Like… totally so happy to be married. Anyone looking at this photo is probably rushing out to get married now. Full Story

Anyone still care? About the sh-t that has become Grey’s Anatomy? Spoiler alert! Shonda Rhimes told EW.com that: "My goal is to get Meredith and Derek together for good and let them try to figure out what it is to be in a relationship in the future. Full Story

Patrick Dempsey in Madrid at the launch of the new Subaru wearing the hell outta that suit and a much more relaxed smile without Mrs Scowl infecting him with her lousy mood. He’s expected back on set soon at Grey’s – long days, long nights after a long break which he reportedly enjoyed very much. Full Story

As usual, his hair knocked out all competition on the carpet. Even the women. Speaking of women, his woman brought her usual misery – permascowl glued to her face the entire carpet and even when she tried to smile the eyes were devoid of true amusement. Some people are just born with bitch faces so they can’t help it. Full Story

Swoon away… Patrick Dempsey and his Hair were doing their best Blue Steel the other day in LA getting into his sports car. As you can see, his coif is as perfect as ever as is his catwalk swagger enjoying his last few moments of freedom before heading back to work on Grey’s Anatomy. Perhaps Shonda and the writers, rejuvenated from the strike, will stop sh*tting up what was once a kick ass program. Full Story

Patrick Dempsey in NYC yesterday promoting Enchanted which is the feel good, sweetheart holiday movie of the year. If you’re into Chick Lit, line up now. If you’re into Disney musicals, line up now. If you love watching heroines get rescued Rossumingly by “themselves”, line up now. Full Story

Patrick Dempsey looked dashing, if not a tad too orange, at the premiere of Enchanted this weekend, posing alongside co-star Amy Adams and his always unamused wife. Seriously…how often have you seen her smile a happy smile? And no, it’s not a case of nature face: someone sweet with the biological burden of being born with a permascowl. Full Story

For the last three years, Patrick Dempsey has come in 2nd. Second to Matthew McConaughey, second to George, now second to Matt Damon. As mentioned before, the Sexiest Man Alive is almost always a Movie Star. And while Grey’s has certainly resurrected his career, and even though Patrick hopes to finally reconquer the silver screen with Enchanted, right now, he is NOT a movie star. Full Story

Arguments for: - Shonda Rhimes has created in Derek Shepherd the MiniVan Majority’s Perfect Man: he is a doctor, he has great hair, he is soft spoken, he adores a loser like Meredith and gives sensitive speeches inside elevators, and of course he is handsome.- in real life he is happily married (reportedly) and a doting father to three children, two of them twins. Full Story

Isaiah Washington, that’s who. He was fired from Grey’s Anatomy, tried to walk away classy, gave a few good comments to Entertainment Weekly, and then refused to let the story die. I’m thinkin’ he needs a new job. Because he’s screaming at the top of his lungs, pointing fingers, accusing people of collusion when if you recall, and as he admits, it’s because HE was the one who uttered The Word, the F word, during an argument. Full Story

Patrick Dempsey is shooting a movie – some kind of romantic comedy, formulaic plot, you get the picture. Am assuming he’s the leading man, will get the girl. But here’s where it breaks down. Because how could hair like this possibly get the girl? Wrong. This is wrong hair. Not just bad hair but wrong hair. Full Story

Compare Rob Lowe now to what he looked like in Youngblood…not much a difference, is there? The Original Sex Tape Badboy – before Paris and Lindsay and Britney there was Rob Lowe. But even though Rob Lowe conquered his demons and became a family man, my smutty tingles every time I see him… Why is that? Here’s Rob out and about the other day but also could be a scene from Oxford Blues? I watched it over and over with our illegal descrambler back in the day. Full Story

People Magazine’s Annual Popularity Contest – the most beautiful people of 2007. Likely a double issue. Needless to say, it’s a well selling issue. Due out this week and perhaps this explains the Janice Min/Us Weekly aggression on TomKat? Knowing that People was putting out a heavyweight, Janice fights back with a major contender of her own? Battle at the newsstands? Beauty vs. Full Story

General consensus: Claire Danes is dating Hugh Dancy. Hugh Dancy the maybe gaybe may be no longer gaybe. So they say. And while I have no confirmation otherwise, let’s offer up another suggestion, shall we? Simply on observation, of course… Maybe she’s just the hag to his fag? I walk arm in arm with my Mo’s all the time. Full Story