Pippa Middleton Gossip

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Pippa & Lilo

September 3, 2014 17:00:47 Posted at September 3, 2014 17:00:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Good name for a lame comedy act. Like their fashion. Let's start with Lindsay Lohan. No matter what she wears, it looks sloppy. It looks dirty. It looks cheap. And sequins and sparkles only make it more - sloppy, dirty, cheap. Like if you're wearing a 10 dollar dress, do it in black so that you can't see. Full Story

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Kate & Pippa open July

July 1, 2014 15:57:53 Posted at July 1, 2014 15:57:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Princess Catherine visited with students and staff at M-PACT Plus Counselling today in London while her sister was broadcast on US morning television as part 2 of her interview with Matt Lauer aired on The Today Show. Anything good? No. Boring. How boring? Pippa Middleton managed to make even Big G sound boring. Full Story

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Pippa is engaged

December 18, 2013 14:33:18 Posted at December 18, 2013 14:33:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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US Weekly reports exclusively that Pippa Middleton is engaged to marry Nico Jackson. Apparently Jackson proposed to her on holiday earlier this month in India. Jackson is 36 years old, a banker. They’ve been together just over a year. Oh My God I’m so bored. Full Story

While the Royals wait…

July 12, 2013 14:34:15 Posted at July 12, 2013 14:34:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Katy Cambridge’s supposed due date came and went yesterday. Baby Wales has not yet arrived. Prince William is scheduled to play at a charity polo match on Sunday and they’re making a big ass deal of the fact that he’s still going even though his wife could deliver at any time. Please. Full Story

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Royal Ear-Pulling

March 15, 2013 16:07:32 Posted at March 15, 2013 16:07:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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James Whatling/ Splash, Danny Martindale/ Getty

Is it like finger pulling? Don’t be a prude. You know finger pulling. Here, pull my finger. You’ve never pulled on someone’s finger? Or watched someone get their finger pulled? Look, I don’t like to be farted around. But I do enjoy a fart joke. I’m sure that ginger scamp Hot Harry on a Horse enjoys fart jokes too Full Story

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KStew & Pippa

September 28, 2012 16:54:12 Posted at September 28, 2012 16:54:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer, FameFlynet, Splash

WHAT? Kristen Stewart is now the UK’s “most searched celebrity style icon”. Fine. But who did she replace? Pippa Middleton. STYLE ICON??? Here’s Pippa today in London and it’s fine, I guess, until the way too obvious green bag. Jacek said to me today, “How much older than Kate Middleton is Pippa?” She’s YOUNGER, I shouted. Full Story

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Karl takes it back...but not really

September 19, 2012 17:44:14 Posted at September 19, 2012 17:44:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer-Griffin

Karl Lagerfeld spoke to the Sun in the UK a few weeks ago and had this to say about Pippa Middleton: “Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette and she is the right girl for that boy. I like that kind of woman, I like romantic beauties. On the other hand, her sister struggles. I don't like the sister's face. Full Story

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Don’t say her name

August 1, 2012 14:15:05 Posted at August 1, 2012 14:15:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

There are so many ways to cut someone down. There is an art to cutting someone down. When it’s done right, it is a beautiful thing. And then we have Karl Lagerfeld. Who is a legend for creating beautiful things and now, in recent years, for saying many beautiful cutting things. Karl spoke to The Sun in the UK; the subject was British girls, in particular the Middletons: “Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette and she is the right girl for that boy. Full Story

Remember Pippa's ass at the Royal Wedding

April 27, 2012 18:23:17 Posted at April 27, 2012 18:23:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Chris Jackson/Getty

A year ago, Pippa Middleton's ass showed up at Westminster Abbey and almost eclipsed her sister, the future Queen. I think they even started a Facebook page in honour of it. And remember we wished, that day, for a Pippa and Harry hook-up?Well, that didn't last very long. No hook-up materialised. And Pippa was papped every day in a series of boring clothes. Full Story

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Because these pictures won’t get much play

January 11, 2012 21:21:05 Posted at January 11, 2012 21:21:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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David Livingston/Getty

The premiere of Season 3 of Justified happened last night. Sarah from Cinesnark loves Justified. I really doubt these photos will get much play across the internet. But I promise you that you’ll see a lot of that boring ass Pippa Middleton all over the blogs. Full Story

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The Great Disappointment of 2011: Pippa Middleton

December 16, 2011 21:53:51 Posted at December 16, 2011 21:53:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Flashback to April 29, 2011…Pippa’s ass alighting at Westminster Abbey, perfectly packaged in that white Alexander McQueen. And all the happy intrigue of that day (even though it was bullsh-t) between her and Prince Harry. A new Gossip Star is introduced!And then…Oh My God, Pippa Middleton is So. F-cking. Full Story

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A Princess’s first Christmas

December 6, 2011 22:25:47 Posted at December 6, 2011 22:25:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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steve finn/Splash, Chris Jackson/Getty

This will be Princess Catherine’s first Christmas as an official member of the Royal Family. William and Kate will be at Sandringham with the Queen. Supposedly that Pippa gets to tag along too. To keep Kate company on her first Christmas away from home.Um, I’m sure she’ll be fine.Pippa on the other hand. Full Story

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On August 20th...

August 24, 2011 08:19:24 Posted at August 24, 2011 08:19:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As far as I’m concerned, nothing extraordinary or newsworthy happened in the world of entertainment. However, that day, the centrepiece of the Wedding of the Year, Catherine Cambridge went for a walk on the beach at Llanddwyn Island with her sister Pippa Middleton. These were my thoughts as I browsed through the photos: I wonder if she curls her hair every day. Full Story

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Hot Harry on a Horse & the Foxy Filly

July 29, 2011 08:10:04 Posted at July 29, 2011 08:10:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This sounds like the title of a porn. Like some of that crazy ass equine sh-t when people do it with mares. Don’t pretend you’re shocked. This happens. A lot. It is not a porn, obviously, unfortunately, but it does have to do with the member of the British royal family who is voted most likely to participate in one – and of course that would be Hot Harry who, this weekend, is expected at the wedding of his cousin Zara Phillips in Scotland but who, for today, is making headlines for the nickname he’s allegedly given the sister of his sister-in-law: Foxy Filly Whatever. Full Story

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