SAG Awards 2009 Articles

SAG Worst: Eva Longoria

January 26, 2009 07:59:26 Posted at January 26, 2009 07:59:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What is the point of Eva Longoria? What is the reason for Eva Longoria? Is there a reason for Eva Longoria? I don’t understand. Like, this dress. This dress, the colour, this colour is for food. Some food colours don’t belong on a dress. This food colour doesn’t belong on this dress. Full Story

Best SAG: Evan Rachel Wood

January 26, 2009 07:55:25 Posted at January 26, 2009 07:55:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Colour, cut, fit, shoes (SHOEs!!!)…without question, last night belonged to Evan Rachel Wood. Marilyn Manson clouds are receding… Evan Rachel Wood is re-emerging. And how. She has been perfect all awards season. Cannot wait for Oscar. As for those of you who still won’t forgive her for Dita homewreckage – I’ll argue for her: She was a child with lofty ideals and naïve underdog sympathies. Full Story

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SAG Robo Why?

January 26, 2009 07:47:00 Posted at January 26, 2009 07:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes presenting Best Actor? Why? Because she’s married to the Gay Midget Dwarf? Because her Little Sci is Hollywood’s most popular baby? Because the MiniVan Majority wants it to be? Yes, yes, and yes. At the very least then, Katie knew her role. She did not walk the carpet. But of course not. Full Story

SAG Don’t Bother: The Brange

January 26, 2009 07:40:47 Posted at January 26, 2009 07:40:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They were noticeably more chatty last night, right? They worked the press line separately and even stopped for E! because there was no Seacrest… not that Guiliana DeSh-ts didn’t do her best to annoy them: - Have you become a better woman/man since being with Brad Pitt/the Jolie?- What have you learned from falling for him/her? … the f-ck? Both soured. Full Story

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SAG Best Couple: Sean Penn

January 26, 2009 07:24:00 Posted at January 26, 2009 07:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Forget Robin’s saggy sateeny dress. It’s unflattering yes. But they look great together. Whatever holds it together. And it’s HIM. Sean Penn is all sex. There was never a question as to why he’s the love of Madonna’s life. Of course he was. The danger. The attitude. The artist. Full Story

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SAG Saving Up: Penelope Cruz

January 26, 2009 07:15:47 Posted at January 26, 2009 07:15:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is she in a hair rut? I feel like she’s in a hair rut. And a dress rut too. Like, enough with the flared bottom mermaid business. It’s tired. And while black is never bad, and of course she doesn’t look bad, she also looks boring. Seen it a thousand times, almost as though she didn’t care. Full Story

SAG Ladies and Ralph: Meryl, Susan, Kristin

January 26, 2009 06:56:30 Posted at January 26, 2009 06:56:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Awards season means the likes of Lauren Conrad are shoved to the side…have you noticed? It’s time for real stars, real celebrity, so f-ck off reality twats because Meryl Streep has just won a SAG. Wearing a pantsuit. Heh. Love that Meryl is never super appreciative. That she doesn’t have to be. Full Story

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SAG Prom: Freida Pinto

January 26, 2009 06:40:21 Posted at January 26, 2009 06:40:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. Find her a stylist. Or sack the existing one. It’s a crime this girl, as gorgeous as she is, cannot live up to her true potential on a big night. Because at every major carpet this season, Freida Pinto is wearing a prom dress. SAG was no exception. It’s the colour. Gross. It’s the old lady weaving in the chest area that screams Arlene’s Dress Shoppe – for all your fancy occasions! Brutal. Full Story

Best SAG Reese Witherspoon: Tina Fey

January 26, 2009 06:33:46 Posted at January 26, 2009 06:33:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two years ago at the Golden Globes, ready to emerge from her divorce, Reese Witherspoon showed up at the Globes wearing a bright yellow strapless cocktail length Nina Ricci in one of the freshest looks of the season. It’s a different colour and obviously not exactly the same, but something about Tina Fey reminded me of Reese last night. Full Story

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Worst SAG White: Teri Hatcher

January 26, 2009 06:26:18 Posted at January 26, 2009 06:26:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Desperate Housewives is still bringing big ratings. This explains why they’re still invited. But really…it’s not 2004 anymore. People may care about the show, but no one cares about the actors. So far all intents and purposes, it’s like they’re CSI, you know what I mean? This must be why they insist on slapping us in the face on the carpet for fear we won’t notice. Full Story

Worst SAG neutral: American Ferrera

January 26, 2009 06:15:11 Posted at January 26, 2009 06:15:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Washed her out. Badly. She has such beautiful skin. Normally it pops. The taupe stopped the pop. The taupe killed the pop. Duana took issue with the chest area. The way the tulle is pinned - it’s a mess. And look closely. See if you can zoom in to where the bodice meets the skirt. The exposed stitching…it’s WHITE. Full Story

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